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Florida Man Tells Cop to ‘Smell His Fingers’ for an Alibi

Joshua Lee Cranmer, Florida Man

Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man driving an unregistered car was arrested for several offenses.

28-year-old Joshua Lee Cranmer was born in New Jersey and now works as a roofer living in Umatilla.

Instead of actually registering his 1999 green Saturn, he just slapped “an extremely old version” of a license plate on it. There were no decals on the tag either, according to the arrest affidavit.

On Tuesday morning a sheriff spotted the vehicle cruising northbound on Grays Airport Rd. with three other occupants.  Joshua, who was driving, ignored the blue lights and siren and continued driving. The sheriff continued following the vehicle.

He finally parked in front of a trailer on SE 197th (also known as Big Steep Rd.) in Ocklawaha.

The sheriff knocked on the door and out walks Josh “soaking wet” and “wrapped in a towel.”

Joshua denied driving the car, and quickly thought of an alibi.

He told the sheriff that “he was f*cking his girlfriend” and asked him to “smell his fingers” to prove it.

Joshua Cranmer was arrested and charged with Fleeing with Disregard of Safety to Persons or Property, Driving with a Suspended License, and Failing to to Register a Motor Vehicle. His bond remains at $7,000.


Update: a year later, this Florida man was arrested on two separate occasions for charges including burglary of an occupied dwelling, grand theft, driving with a suspended license and failing to pay child support.

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Florida Man Tells Cop to ‘Smell His Fingers’ for an Alibi

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Ash
Ash
2 years ago

Haha I love it!!!!

Jesica mclaughlin-Sanders
Jesica mclaughlin-Sanders
2 years ago

Smell my fingers lmmfao. Sounds like josh tho lol. I bet his ex laughed so hard at this. Came up with that excuse real quick. I would of loved to see the cops face especially if he did smell it. This is jesica btw, on hubbys phone lol

Berly
Berly
2 years ago

LMAO … OL’Josh gotta love him … He’s a special kind !!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

He must be dating a chick I banged in Florida. She stank so bad that o rode home with my hand out the window

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

The cop should have written his girlfriend a ticket for poor feminine hygiene.

Rat
Rat
2 years ago

Can we please kick him the fuck out of Florida???

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

Lmao… Haha…

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

What a f*cking idiot.

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

I would think smelling his wang would work better.

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

Fun-E

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

Best alibi I’ve heard in a minute