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Boycott Siesta Key MTV
Look, Florida’s f*cked up enough from all these outsiders coming here and desecrating our beautiful state. We don’t need any more visitors… and certainly not more privileged, sexist, racist, spoiled brats who torture animals. Share these photos, and keep the pressure on. One of the guys on the show (the producer’s son) is friend’s with […] »
Florida Dictionary
Florida Cracker – (noun) – The Earl of Dartmouth said it best in the 1760’s: “I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by Crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas, and Georgia, who often change their […] »
Voting Rights Restoration Efforts in Florida
Florida has one of the most punitive disenfranchisement policies in the country, permanently barring all citizens with felony convictions from voting unless they individually apply to the state Office of Executive Clemency for rights restoration. »
Emails about the shark torture incident
For public record: »
Open Letter to the FWC
UPDATE 8/2/17: The FWC has responded to our Facebook post with this message: Hi WTF Florida and other citizens: We appreciate and understand your concern for our state’s precious natural resources. We’ve been inundated with comments and messages and we want to thank you for your patience as we continue to respond to public inquiries. […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Sign a petition making animal cruelty a second degree felony in Florida
I want to present a proposed amendment to our State Legislature for consideration of amending the current animal cruelty laws specifically F.S. 828.12 (2)(a)(b) from a third degree felony to a second degree felony and to impose stricter, harsher punishment and penalties in the event of the abuse, torture, and killing of innocent animals. https://www.change.org/p/debbie-taylor-darino-harsher-punishment-for-animal-cruelty-ponce-s-law […] »
Several new outlets mention our petition to indict Michael Wenzel and Robert Lee “Bo” Benac
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article164070637.html https://nypost.com/2017/07/28/brutes-accused-of-dragging-shark-seem-to-enjoy-torturing-ocean-wildlife/ »
Florida’s African Connection
Would it surprise you to learn that some of the deep basement rocks underlying Florida were once part of Africa? Florida’s geologic history has been traced back to the early Paleozoic Era, 540 – 251 million years ago (mya), largely through the study of rock samples obtained from oil test wells drilled in northern Florida […] »
Gaspar’s Lost Treasure
Southwest Florida's Lost Treasure... Decipher the code, and you might find some of Gasparilla's pirate booty... »
Tampa’s a shitty place to live
In case you didn’t know… »
How to buy drugs in Florida
In Florida, it’s very easy to buy opiates. Simply walk into any pain clinic, tell them you hurt, pay them cash, and walk away with your drugs! Totally legal, and helps fund our governor Rick Scott. Totally safe too, after all, it’s prescription drugs… do you really think they’d sell us dangerous and harmful things […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Don’t be a racist prick
STOP! If you are about to post some ignorant, racist shit on this site, know that you will be called out for it. You will be fact-checked, and laughed at. If you threaten anyone or make egregious ad hominem attacks then you will be banned. Just chill. Think before you speak/type. Florida is fucked up […] »
The reasons that ‘White Pride’ is racist
"Pride should be reserved for something you achieve or obtain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn't a skill... it's a fucking genetic accident. You wouldn't say I'm proud to be 5'11"; I'm proud to have a pre-disposition for colon cancer." »
Florida Wildlife Mating Ritual Noises
Listen to the beautiful mating calls of these Florida creatures. You will be captivated by these rare recordings of Florida animals in their native habitat. »
Florida has about 1.3 million alligators in all 67 counties
Florida has a healthy and stable alligator population. We have about 1.3 million alligators in Florida. Alligators live in all 67 counties, and they inhabit all wild areas of Florida that can support them. Source: Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission We have hit a new record for 2017 already, so be sure to read […] »
Florida currently has 1,772,523 Concealed Weapon Permit Holders
According to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services Division of Licensing, as of June 30, 2017, there are 1,772,523 civilians with a “Concealed Weapon or Firearm” license. [PDF] Welcome to Florida: The Gunshine State »
How NOT To Pick a Password
Top 500 Worst Passwords of all time NO Top 1-100 Top 101–200 Top 201–300 Top 301–400 Top 401–500 1 123456 porsche firebird prince rosebud 2 password guitar butter beach jaguar 3 12345678 chelsea united amateur great 4 1234 black turtle 7777777 cool 5 pussy diamond steelers muffin cooper 6 12345 nascar tiffany redsox 1313 7 […] »
We Do Not Tolerate Racism
So, as our WTF Florida? Facebook page grows, we are seeing a disturbing amount of racist comments being made. Just to make things clear, we DO NOT TOLERATE RACISM. Of course, we do tolerate laughing at dumb criminals, ridiculous banter, insanity… I mean we do have the F word in our name, so yeah… but […] »
How to Become Florida Man
Fun Things To Do In Florida
Site Updates: All News Articles Now Have County Tags
New feature: at the bottom of every article is now a “County” tag that says which county/counties the story took place in. Click on it to see all stories from that county. There’s still a lot more work to be done… this feature is kind of in beta. These cross-relational database queries are tricky, but […] »
FREE Shit-Posting Licenses for 7 Lucky Winners! Help us reach 24,000 Likes!
Help us reach 24,000 Likes on Facebook! Like our page @WTFFlorida AND leave a comment below to enter the sweepstakes. Seven lucky winners will be selected once we reach 24,000 Likes. Since Florida is fucked up 24/7, we thought it would be appropriate to celebrate our 24,000 mark by gifting 7 winners with the ability […] »
Honest Descriptions of Florida Cities
The real deal on these Florida cities… »
Freedom of information legislation – Open Records in Florida
The Florida Public Records Law states, it is the policy of this state that all state, county, and municipal records shall at all times be open for a personal inspection by any person. — Fla. Stat. sec. 119.01(1) (1995) »
