Florida’s African Connection

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Would it surprise you to learn that some of the deep basement rocks underlying Florida were once part of Africa? Florida’s geologic history has been traced back to the early Paleozoic Era, 540 – 251 million years ago (mya), largely through the study of rock samples obtained from oil test wells drilled in northern Florida and nearby Georgia and Alabama. In Florida, the top of the Paleozoic strata ranges from approximately 3,000 to 8,000 feet below land surface and they consist of igneous and metamorphic rocks overlain by sandstones and shales.

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How to buy drugs in Florida

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In Florida, it’s very easy to buy opiates. Simply walk into any pain clinic, tell them you hurt, pay them cash, and walk away with your drugs! Totally legal, and helps fund our governor Rick Scott. Totally safe too, after all, it’s prescription drugs… do you really think they’d sell us dangerous and harmful things that ruin our lives and corrupt our neighborhoods just to make billions of dollars? Full Story »

Floridians For Freedom

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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.

Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom​ believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »

Don’t be a racist prick

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STOP! If you are about to post some ignorant, racist shit on this site, know that you will be called out for it. You will be fact-checked, and laughed at. If you threaten anyone or make egregious ad hominem attacks then you will be banned. Just chill. Think before you speak/type. Florida is fucked up enough without racism.

If you DO have an aversion towards people of a certain race, please just go make friends with one… you will find they are a lot like you. Letting go of hatred will clear up your mind for better things, and you will be happier.

That being said, culture jokes are fine here at WTF Florida. Florida’s a beautifully diverse place, and the nuances of how we all get along is part of our weird hilarity. Just don’t be a racist prick. If you wouldn’t say it in Miami or out in the boonies, don’t say it here.

Be decent to each other and enjoy the site. We will also say this to balance things out: fuck being politically correct. This page is offensive, crude, and ridiculous, just like the news articles we post. If you are laughing at the misfortune of the people whose mugshots arrive on our site, then you should be able to take a fucking joke.

This is our semi-official new policy we just pulled out of our ass. Please feel free to comment with any suggestions as to how we can improve our site, Florida, and the world.

Florida has about 1.3 million alligators in all 67 counties

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Photo Credit: Miguel Vieira (flickr.com)

Florida has a healthy and stable alligator population. We have about 1.3 million alligators in Florida. Alligators live in all 67 counties, and they inhabit all wild areas of Florida that can support them.

Source:

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission

We have hit a new record for 2017 already, so be sure to read our tips for getting eaten by a gator if you’re a tourist visiting, we could sure use the help.

The reality is though, gators hardly ever attack people. Alligators are our friends.

How NOT To Pick a Password

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We Do Not Tolerate Racism

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So, as our WTF Florida? Facebook page grows, we are seeing a disturbing amount of racist comments being made. Just to make things clear, we DO NOT TOLERATE RACISM. Of course, we do tolerate laughing at dumb criminals, ridiculous banter, insanity… I mean we do have the F word in our name, so yeah… but this is NOT the forum to express your racist idiocy. Here is just one example out of an onslaught of stupid, racists comments found on our Facebook page:

Look, if you have racist thoughts like this woman, please examine your thoughts very closely. Take a few deep breaths. Try to imagine EVERYONE as your brother and sister. Be kind and observant of what your mind is doing. We hope and pray that everyone will chill the fuck out, act more like Jesus, and stop being so shitty to each other. Peace.

Site Updates: All News Articles Now Have County Tags

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New feature: at the bottom of every article is now a “County” tag that says which county/counties the story took place in. Click on it to see all stories from that county. There’s still a lot more work to be done… this feature is kind of in beta. These cross-relational database queries are tricky, but at least the basics are set up. You can browse the entire county list by going to wtfflorida.com/county/, but keep in mind not every county has an article yet, and there may still be some bugs since this is brand new. Some articles have more than one location as Florida Man tends to get around.

New feature: There’s an easy to copy hyperlink below each story also.  Simply triple click the full text link and press ctrl + c to copy, or right click the orange Hyperlink and copy the link from there. Sharing is caring, let everybody know how fucked up Florida is.

If you notice anything fucked up on the site, please Contact us or leave a comment below.

More features on the way… check back often! Peace!

FREE Shit-Posting Licenses for 7 Lucky Winners! Help us reach 24,000 Likes!

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Help us reach 24,000 Likes on Facebook! Like our page @WTFFlorida AND leave a comment below to enter the sweepstakes. Seven lucky winners will be selected once we reach 24,000 Likes.

Since Florida is fucked up 24/7, we thought it would be appropriate to celebrate our 24,000 mark by gifting 7 winners with the ability to shit-post* on our Facebook page.

Shit-Posting Licenses are normally $10 a year.

*shit-posting involves any of the following: posting alternative facts, using bad grammar, disagreeing with reality, being a troll, and general asinine behavior. A shit-posting license does NOT give you the right to harass, discriminate, or threaten our people. Stupid shit like that will still get you banned.