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New Yorker Transplant Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Floridian Woman

Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting a woman with a water gun full of his own urine.

The Gulfport Police Department, as reported by WESH, said that 71-year-old Joel Benjamin approached a woman walking her dog on Saturday evening around 9:30 and squirted her several times.

The incident took place on 58th Street South.

Benjamin admitted that he did indeed shoot the woman with his piss-filled water pistol, and is quoted in the arrest affidavit telling cops he would “do it again.”

He’s facing one misdemeanor count of battery from the law, and probably/hopefully social exile for the rest of his life.

After his $500 cash bond was paid, Benjamin was released the same day he was booked, the Sunday of April 14th.

He was born in New York.

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Nickolaus Pacione
Nickolaus Pacione
4 years ago

As long I know about this, it seems like Justin Shea will ignore this kind of news story though Daily Mail caught wind and went nuts with it. The “Shop Local” and “read local” comes to mind. Keep this handy as long they ignore what happened in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

4 years ago

How did he fit his penis in that tiny little hole on a water pistol to fill it up? Just sayin’…

4 years ago

Wonder if it’s cause her dog was peeing on his lawn? That kind of damage peeves me off too. But no, I wouldn’t shoot someone with pee. Eeekk!


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