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Naked Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot After Reports of Gunfire

Police show up to deal with a naked Florida man (floridatoday.com)

Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly running through a Walmart parking lot naked.

Police arrived to the Walmart on SR 50 in Titusville around 5 in the afternoon Monday after reports of a disturbance, according to Florida Today.

Officers said they couldn’t identify the man, as he had no identification card.

Given the fact that he had no pants, it makes sense that he wouldn’t have a wallet or ID on him either.

Titusville Police Department spokeswoman Amy Matthews said there were reports of “possible gunfire related to the incident.”

Nobody got hurt.

The matter is still under investigation.

Nobody knows why the Florida man was naked, other than the fact that he’s Florida Man.


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Naked Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot After Reports of Gunfire

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