Tallahassee (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been accused of pulling a gun out on a shopper outside of a Leon County Publix.
According to Leon County sheriffs, 36-year-old Jessica Mock was in a checkout lane on Sunday. She stationed her cart there and left the line for a moment to grab more overpriced groceries (EDITOR’S NOTE: this journalist has since been flogged for writing such blasphemous things against Publix, blessed be the name).
When she came back, she noticed that a Floridian woman had gotten ahead of her.
They started arguing, and the Florida Woman Jessica changed lines, according to AP. The Floridian finished checking out, went outside, and went to return the cart.
That’s when the enraged Florida Woman pulled a gun out and pointed it at the Floridian.
She’s been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, according to the Orlando Sentinel.
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