The Internet (WTFF) – A recently released study indicates that every single person in Florida is stupid.
The findings come as no surprise to anyone who’s ever been to Florida or read Florida news.
“I thought everybody knew that already,” said one Floridian, perhaps.
Researchers at the Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics published their findings online today. Soon, corporate media will regurgitate the data, without verifying it, in order to secure clicks and sway public sentiment, as they always do.
Another research project is underway that tests the hypothesis that everyone from Florida is stupid, now that we know for an absolute indisputable fact that everyone in Florida is stupid.
Family Guy has already asserted the former:
Please contact the Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics if you have any proof that everyone from Florida is stupid.