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Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid

Everybody in the Sunshine State is stupid, research reveals

The Internet (WTFF) – A recently released study indicates that every single person in Florida is stupid.

The findings come as no surprise to anyone who’s ever been to Florida or read Florida news.

“I thought everybody knew that already,” said one Floridian, perhaps.

Researchers at the Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics published their findings online today. Soon, corporate media will regurgitate the data, without verifying it, in order to secure clicks and sway public sentiment, as they always do.

Is everyone in Florida stupid?

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Another research project is underway that tests the hypothesis that everyone from Florida is stupid, now that we know for an absolute indisputable fact that everyone in Florida is stupid.

Family Guy has already asserted the former:

Please contact the Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics if you have any proof that everyone from Florida is stupid.

Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid

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I’ve been here for 10 long dreadful years now. It really sucks living here. Coming from Seattle, Portland, and Washington, D.C. Metro area. Where there is intelligence and bourgeoisie of abundance. First off, many of the people are ultra racist, and many hate black people. I’ve met some ultra racist Mexicans, and some racist Cuban’s down here. Some of them hate black people as much as some white people here. I don’t want to generalize anyone’s culture. However, it’s not all of Floridian’s. It’s just the natives, and other folks from other Southern state’s. Furthermore, the massess of caucasians in the state of Florida that I’ve met are really racist, and uneducated, and not very intellectual, or articulate. The Governor is a racist, and is homophobic; islamophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, and sexist. He doesn’t like black people, especially black males. Now, the police here in Florida are extremely racist!!! I would say about 99.99% of them are racist!!! Many of them are cruel and barbaric! One thing I notice about Florida is, nobody seems to bathe or take a shower. Many people smell horrible. No one seems to wear good-smelling perfume or cologne. I’ve smelled people, who smelled like they were homeless, who haven’t bathed in years. On the other hand it’s way too HOT here!!! They don’t even have winter. The coldest it gets his like 50 degrees. Another thing is, there are too many Caribbean Islanders down here. Most of them are ultra, conservative, and ultra, belligerent, and hostile. All they broadcast on the radio is Fox news. There are no critically thinking, Independent Media stations down here. You can’t get Democracy Now with Amy Goodman. All you get, is Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh. They have NPR however, their ultra right-wing too. That’s why Florida is so dumb down. Another thing, Donald Trump lives here. We all know they love Donald Trump. They’re a bunch of idiots that live here. They also drive like idiots as well. This is a gun-toting… Read more »

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Is anyone up for a random mass death count via Coronavirus? Say at least half? Not just in Florida but world wide. I keep feeling like as a planet and society we could really use it.

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I just moved back to cold ass Ohio from Florida bc I didn’t like the people

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Those who take this seriously proves the point of the piece.

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Good God, people. It’s clearly marked SATIRE. Sheesh.

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self entitled city folks with minds polluted by hoa mentality that infected their iq

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THANK YOU FOR THE MUCH NEEDED SATIRICAL RELIEF FROM NETWORK NEWS.
WE NEED MORE LAUGHS AND LESS STONE-THROWING

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Florida, building stronger stoopid has always been our goal!
achieving it en masse since 1979
Just when you thought you met the most in depth moron, we’ll prove you wrong!
Come for the sun, stay for the FloriDUH show!

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All stupid people are highlighted in blue on our election map.

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Good lord, people, simmer down. It’s supposed to be a joke. Do you actually think that a study conducted by the “Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics” is real?? C’mon now…..

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I’ll put Florida ahead of California or New York any day of the week.

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the smart ones leave

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I live in Florida and I am not stupid. We have our share of stupid people but did you know most people who live in Florida are transplants.

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Worst drivers in the world. Plus the slowest customer service white trash everywhere

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This is just offensive, not funny, and proves that anyone who believes this trope – and there appear to be many – is a media sheeple. Read. Google any crime or weird occurrence, categorically, and you’ll find it’s not unique to Florida. Stand up to this ridiculous and untrue stereotyping and media bias.

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I visit Florida often. I like to pretend I’m a snowbird. If I were to actually live there more than one months of the year I fear I may get dumber.

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soooo can we all go on disability then if we are so stupid??? sounds go to me! 🙂 lol

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I think you are rude and wrong about Florida. If you want to talk and write an article that is so out there. Then you better include every state. The state should sue you.