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Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid

Everybody in the Sunshine State is stupid, research reveals

The Internet (WTFF) – A recently released study indicates that every single person in Florida is stupid.

The findings come as no surprise to anyone who’s ever been to Florida or read Florida news.

“I thought everybody knew that already,” said one Floridian, perhaps.

Researchers at the Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics published their findings online today. Soon, corporate media will regurgitate the data, without verifying it, in order to secure clicks and sway public sentiment, as they always do.

Is everyone in Florida stupid?

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Another research project is underway that tests the hypothesis that everyone from Florida is stupid, now that we know for an absolute indisputable fact that everyone in Florida is stupid.

Family Guy has already asserted the former:

Please contact the Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics if you have any proof that everyone from Florida is stupid.

Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid

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I just moved back to cold ass Ohio from Florida bc I didn’t like the people

Anonymous
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Those who take this seriously proves the point of the piece.

Anonymous
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Good God, people. It’s clearly marked SATIRE. Sheesh.

Anonymous
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self entitled city folks with minds polluted by hoa mentality that infected their iq

Anonymous
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THANK YOU FOR THE MUCH NEEDED SATIRICAL RELIEF FROM NETWORK NEWS.
WE NEED MORE LAUGHS AND LESS STONE-THROWING

IzBdeSmartz
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Florida, building stronger stoopid has always been our goal!
achieving it en masse since 1979
Just when you thought you met the most in depth moron, we’ll prove you wrong!
Come for the sun, stay for the FloriDUH show!

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All stupid people are highlighted in blue on our election map.

Anonymous
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Good lord, people, simmer down. It’s supposed to be a joke. Do you actually think that a study conducted by the “Florida Department of Totally Real and Not Fake Statistics” is real?? C’mon now…..

Tom E.
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I’ll put Florida ahead of California or New York any day of the week.

Anonymous
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the smart ones leave

R Crane
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R Crane

I live in Florida and I am not stupid. We have our share of stupid people but did you know most people who live in Florida are transplants.

Anonymous
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Worst drivers in the world. Plus the slowest customer service white trash everywhere

Feel Good Florida
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This is just offensive, not funny, and proves that anyone who believes this trope – and there appear to be many – is a media sheeple. Read. Google any crime or weird occurrence, categorically, and you’ll find it’s not unique to Florida. Stand up to this ridiculous and untrue stereotyping and media bias.

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I visit Florida often. I like to pretend I’m a snowbird. If I were to actually live there more than one months of the year I fear I may get dumber.

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soooo can we all go on disability then if we are so stupid??? sounds go to me! 🙂 lol

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I think you are rude and wrong about Florida. If you want to talk and write an article that is so out there. Then you better include every state. The state should sue you.