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Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts

Salem Police

Trampites are a peculiar species. Here in Florida, we just get used to their antics. We smile and nod as they describe their disturbing sexual escapades. We adapt to their unpredictability; from their avoidance of using turn signals to their random public masturbation, we find ways to safely share the beautiful state of Florida with these invasive creatures.

Floridians are not afraid of hurricanes… except Paul West.

Like a little bitch, he ran away when Irma announced her plans to visit. He ran all the way to Massachusetts to stay with his mommy at her house in Beverly.

These people cannot handle our people. If only they had prepared themselves first by reading our website more often…

It was around 6 pm in the Cannon Hills area on Fort Avenue. Tampa Man Paul was simply doing what Trampites do… he was masturbating in public. This is totally normal in Florida, but kinda freaked out the Northeasterners.

Police received a call about a man with no pants “doing some crazy ****” out in the open.

Yep, definitely our people.

Police found Paul with his sausage out, holding a large sex toy. When he saw the cops, he quickly reached for his pants.

He placed the sex toy safely into a plastic bag and yelled out,

“Hold on just a second, let me put my pants on.”

He was arrested and taken to the Salem police station.

Officers found several notes describing sexually explicit acts in the property they searched. They believe he was there to meet a hooker. Maybe she never showed up, and that’s why he was going solo… we may never know.

His story is that he was only there to hike. He had to pee, but was having a little trouble.

He was released on $450 bail, and is due back in court next month.

Source: necn.com

Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts

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