A Stuart man called 911 to request that a “law officer” visit Crabby’s Seafood Shack in regards to their “extremely” small clams.
The dispatcher did not fully understand the severity of his emergency. Instead she directed him to the non-emergency number. (palmbeachpost.com)
“…This is 911, for emergencies,” the dispatcher said. “Hang up and call that number and they will help you.”
Here’s the first call below…
Yes, there was a second call. 51-year-old Nelson Agosto, like many of the bottom-tier baby boomers that move to Florida, is not only selfish and entitled, but lacks even the most basic “follow the fucking instructions” skills.
A little after 3: 30 p.m. an officer did show up and wrote Agosto a notice to appear in court for one count of misuse of 911, a misdemeanor.
Agosto ate the clams anyway, even though they were “too small.”
This might spawn a new headline, “Millennials ruin 911,” as the trend of blaming young people for everything continues.