Barefoot Bay (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested in the Walmart parking lot on Malabar Road after customers dialed 911, according to the Palm Bay Police Department. »
Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot
County: Brevard
Homeless Florida Man Reportedly Throws Raw Hamburger Meat on Car
Cocoa (WTFF) – A homeless Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing raw hamburger meat on the hood of another man’s car. »
26 Kilos of Cocaine Wash up on Shore, Thanks to Hurricane Dorian
Melbourne (WTFF) – As Hurricane Dorian meandered along the east coast of Florida, it launched bricks of cocaine onto our beaches. »
Florida Man Steals Around 75 Pool Floats For Sex, ‘Instead of Raping Women’
Palm Bay (WTFF) – A Florida man accused of stealing multiple pool floats told police that he has sex with the inflatables instead of raping women. »
Naked Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot After Reports of Gunfire
Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly running through a Walmart parking lot naked. »
Package Deal
Spotted in a gas station window in Brevard County. Thank you Amanda H. for sending us this amazing photo! »
Corrections Officer Masturbates in Dollar General while Following Woman Around
Mims (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly masturbating in a Dollar General store. »
Florida Man Caught Fapping at Water Treatment Plant
This article has been removed. The arrestee was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder and their arrest record was expunged after completing all of the requirements of the Mental Health Court. »
Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out
Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on charges of burglary and exposing sexual organs after showing up naked on the porch of a grandma. »
Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July
Merritt Island (WTFF) – A Florida man was airlifted after blowing off a couple fingers while playing with fireworks. »
Florida Man Gets BJ in Public Park… From His Step-Daughter
Cape Canaveral (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly giving her step-father a handjob/blowjob in public on a park bench. He was arrested too. »
Florida Man Gets Out of Jail, Can’t Pay Cab Fare, Gets Arrested Again
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Melbourne man was arrested after failing to pay the taxi cab driver who drove him home from jail. »
Drunk, Shirtless Florida Woman Boasts of “Freedom of Speak”
Melbourne (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for disorderly intoxication Thursday. »
Florida Man Points Rifle at Deputy, Gets Tackled
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Florida man who allegedly pointed a rifle at a deputy was tackled and arrested. »
Florida Man Crashes Motorcycle, Accidentally Shoots Himself
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Florida man who crashed his motorcycle was shot by his own gun. »
Smiling Gator at Cocoa Apartment
Trappers removed a 9-foot-long alligator from the front doorstep of a Cocoa apartment complex Monday afternoon. (wftv.com) »
Florida Boy Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine
Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida Boy named Mason crawled inside of a claw crane arcade game because he wanted a stuffed animal. Predictably, he got stuck inside. »
Two Florida Mans Busted for Opening 21 Fire Hydrants
Brevard County (WTFF) – Two men, each 20 years old, were charged with tampering with fire hydrants in Titusville and Mims. »
Florida Woman Runs Herself Over while Escaping Cat Attack
West Cocoa (WTFF) – A Florida woman ran herself over with her own car while trying to defend herself from a house cat that was attacking her. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Florida Man Smashes Veterinarian Clinic Window Trying to Free the Kittens
Brevard County (WTFF) – A man who allegedly smashed the window of a veterinarian clinic with a hammer, scaring the workers and animals inside, is still on the loose. »
Mudboggin’ Brevard Man Arrested for Incest
Brevard County (WTFF) – A man who allegedly had a baby with a relative was arrested for illicit sexual relations with a minor. »
Melbourne Man Beats and Stabs His Friend For Eating His Pizza
Melbourne (WTFF) – A man in Brevard County was so upset about his friend eating his slice of pizza, that he hit him in the head with a golf club and stabbed him in the chest. Drew Cywinski is the 25-year-old Florida Man who did all this and got charged with aggravated battery with a […] »
50-lb. block of cocaine washes ashore on Melbourne Beach
Melbourne Beach (WTFF) – A large block of cocaine washed up on the shores of Melbourne Beach. Brevard County sheriff’s deputies retrieved the large block of powdered narcotic about 11 a.m. ET Friday before Florida Man could crush it up and snort it all. »
Florida Man Busted for Hit-and-Run with a 26-Foot Sailboat
Palm Beach Gardens (WTFF) – Palm Beach County Deputies say a Titusville man was driving a 26-foot sailboat when he hit another vessel in the Intracoastal Waterway near Palm Beach Gardens and fled the scene. James Sowell was out riding his blue sailboat with a red kayak on the side on Wednesday, November 28, 2017. […] »
Palm Bay Woman Gets a DUI in Police Station Parking Lot
Brevard (WTFF) – A woman was arrested in Palm Bay after she parked in a restricted parking spot at the Palm Bay Police Department and was found to be drunk. »
Cocoa Man Falls Three Stories While Possibly Trying Parkour
Cocoa (WTFF) – A man was airlifted to a hospital after falling off the roof of a 3-story building in Cocoa while possibly doing parkour. »
Florida Woman Bites Husband for Changing Password
Palm Bay (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after she bit her husband for changing their computer password. Mary Jo King, who is supposedly only 53 (maybe in dog years), got into a verbal argument after her husband changed the password to their computer. »
Cocoa Woman Dies from Cocaine and Fire Ant Bites
Gustava Renee Rigsby was a Florida Woman who made it all the way to the age of 59. On Tuesday, the state medical examiner’s office finalized their autopsy report, determining how she died. Back in June, she was snorting coke near Cocoa Meat & Produce, a hood grocery store in Cocoa, FL. She passed out […] »
“The customer is always right!” yells Florida Woman, throwing Hot Cheese at 7-Eleven Clerk
It was about 2 in the morning in Melbourne, FL. Stephanie L. Hicks, 31, had the munchies, and pulled into the 7-Eleven at 1262 Aurora Road. »
Florida Man shouts “I am God” and punches a cop in the head
A Melbourne man was taken into custody early Sunday after police say he punched a Melbourne police officer in the side of the head. Police arrived at Radnor Drive and Central Boulevard in Melbourne around 10:30 p.m. Saturday and saw 19-year-old Jacob Bortz running around, flailing and shouting a female’s name in the street, according […] »
Florida Man Shoots his Gun after getting Tackled for Starting Bar Fight
An early Sunday bar fight led to shots fired inside Tracy’s Lounge on Wickham Road when a verbal altercation between two males escalated, according to police. Andre Mouton of Melbourne was taken into custody around 2 a.m. Sunday on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, breach of peace with […] »
Palm Bay Weed Man Accidentally Texts Police Officer
PALM BAY, Florida – On Saturday, a West Melbourne Police officer called the Palm Bay Police Department after receiving a text message from someone in their jurisdiction wanting to sell them marijuana. The text message read “Hey Jen lmk rf u need any trees” from the Palm Bay resident with an emoji sign that appeared […] »
Store Owner May Be Charged For Shooting When Florida Man Stole Beer
COCOA, Florida – The owner of a convenience store may face a criminal charge after he fired a gun when a Florida man attempted to steal beer on Wednesday in Cocoa, Florida. Around 10 a.m. on September 20, 2017, a Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputy was in the area of a Chevron convenience store located at […] »
Father with baby in car passes out at stoplight, hard lemonade in hand
A Melbourne dad was on his was to pick up his second child at school, when he passed out at a stoplight. The car was seen stopped in the middle of Hibiscus Boulevard, near the intersection of U.S. 1. “He could’ve rolled out in the middle of that intersection. This intersection has accidents all the […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
lol drowning
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Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Florida Teens Laugh at Drowning Man
“Oh, he just died,” one teen was heard saying, prompting the group to break out in laughter. »
