Florida Man Threatens Man With Machete To Go Steal Beer From Walmart

Michael Richard Laplante
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida – A Florida man is in jail after he allegedly threatened another man with a machete to make him to steal beer from a Walmart in Merritt Island, Florida. The victim was inside his friend’s boat in a wooded area near Kiwanis Island park that is just west of the Walmart Supercenter […] »

Florida Man Calls 911 For Ride To Hooters, Gets Ride To Jail Instead

Jonathan Clayton Hinkle
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida – A Florida man allegedly made a false 911 call to get a ride from Brevard County Sheriff’s deputies to a Hooters restaurant in Merritt Island, Florida. According to sheriff’s deputies, 28-year-old Jonathan Clayton Hinkle of Merritt Island, Florida called 911 and told dispatchers that his elderly grandmother was having a stroke […] »

Trump signs executive order that could allow Oil Drilling on Florida coast

Despite Florida’s ridiculousness, we must admit that it’s natural beauty is a wonder to behold. President Trump has just signed an executive order that threatens this natural beauty. This order warrants oil drilling in areas that include the South Atlantic Ocean area, which extends south to near Cape Canaveral. You can see the executive order […] »

Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn

Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn A man in Palm Bay, Florida, says his family feels threatened after vandals used a chemical to burn the racial slur n***** into his front lawn. Courtney Gordon told WESH-TV that someone likely used weed killer to plaster the hateful word on his lawn, which faces the street. […] »