(WTFF) – We regrettably inform our dear Floridians that MTV is coming to The Panhandle to film a new scripted reality show called “Floribama Shore.” »
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Florida Man Attacks Lawn Mowing Neighbor with a Rake
(WTFF) – A man in Vero Beach was arrested after attacking his neighbor with a wooden rake over a lawn mowing disagreement. It all started in the 2300 block of 12th Avenue. An unnamed man, let’s call him “Friendly Neighbor,” was out living the American dream and driving his riding lawn mower around his yard […] »
Florida Woman Smacks Bouncer with Case of PBR at Country Music Bar
(WTFF) – A Gainesville woman was arrested Monday after using a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer to attack a nightclub bouncer. »
Longwood Bear Gets Scolded for Raiding Fridge
Longwood, FL (WTFF) – A black bear got yelled at for opening a homeowner’s refrigerator in Wekiwa Springs. »
Florida Woman Cop Accidentally Tazes 10-Year-Old During Gun Safety Lesson
Plantation, FL (WTFF) – A police officer accidentally tazed a 10-year-old boy while giving him and his brother a lesson on the dangers of guns. »
Halloween Costume Ignites Protest in St. Augustine
St. Augustine (WTFF) — A woman who wore “black face” to work for Halloween caused students to protest the restaurant. »
Homeless Dudes Fight Over Beer, One Gets Punched and Dies
Daytona Beach (WTFF) — A man has died after getting punched in the face during an argument over beer in a Popeye’s chicken parking lot. »
Florida Woman Sells a BJ for $5 and a Beanie Baby
St. Petersburg (WTFF) — A Trampite was arrested for prostitution on Wednesday after offering an undercover cop a blowjob in exchange for $5 and a Beanie Baby teddy bear. »
Rabies-Infected Bat who Killed Sebring Woman still Flying
Sebring, FL (WTFF) — A woman died after she was bitten by a rabid bat which has not yet been turned in. The Highlands County Florida Department of Health confirmed the death, but could not offer any additional details due to HIPAA laws. Unconfirmed sources state that she was middle-aged. The woman did not seek medical […] »
Escambia Cop Who Tried Killing Wife with Patrol Car Gets Probation
Milton, FL (WTFF) — A Florida cop who ate some pills and purposely rammed his patrol vehicle into his ex-wife’s home has been sentenced to two years of probation. The incident happened back in November of 2016 in Milton, FL. »
Florida Wind Exposes New Jersey Woman’s Nether Regions
Stuart, FL (WTFF) — A New Jersey woman wearing a hospital gown in the streets was arrested in Stuart, FL on a breach of peace charge. Just as the east and west coast bring in trash from the ocean, the northern border brings in trash from the rest of America. Gloria Havens is a 60-year-old […] »
Florida Woman Crashes Wedding to Spy on Boyfriend, Gets into Bathroom Brawl with Bridesmaids
A Flagler County Woman got arrested after showing up at a wedding uninvited, pouring a drink on her boyfriend, and punching a woman in the face. »
Amazon Accidentally Ships 65 Pounds of Marijuana to Florida Couple
A couple in Orlando ordered some plastic garbage totes from Amazon, and when the shipment arrived it contained 65 pounds of marijuana inside. »
Coked-Out Florida Man Smacks a Police Horse’s Ass in Downtown Orlando
Casey Martin Waldner is a 29-year-old Florida Man who lives in Pace, a small town in the Panhandle near Pensacola. According to clickorlando.com, this particular Florida Man came from San Diego, California originally. Florida Man is rarely ever from Florida. Since California is basically the other Florida, we can expect his behavior to be equally […] »
Florida Woman sets her Ex’s House on Fire, Stabs a Cop
Hell hath no fury like a Florida Woman scorned… Meet Brittany Bonin of Edgewater, FL. On Saturday afternoon she was sitting around getting drunk and was suddenly compelled to action by some combination of jealousy, hurt, and drunkenness, mixed with the most dangerous thing of all: obsessive love. »
Florida Woman Steals Cement Pavers, Threatens to Sue for Back Injury
Occupational hazards are no joke. »
Florida Keys Man Steals a Bulldozer, Leaves Behind Beers and Wallet
It’s Wednesday night and Big Pine Key man Mark Moses is drunk. This is, after all, the Florida Keys. He stumbled his way over to a bulldozer company and gets a bright idea… Moses somehow managed to steal one of the bulldozer and take it for a joy ride. After he got bored with that, […] »
Reality TV Actor Tyga tries to Buy a Bengal Tiger
Money makes stupid people do stupid things. So, when fake rapper Tyga got the impulse to buy a real tiger, he called “Nick the Wrangler” to make it happen. »
Tallahassee Woman Chases a Sunday-Strolling Stranger with a Butcher Knife
Most people spend their Sunday evenings relaxing and getting ready for the work week. Not Kandi Casey. »
Cocoa Woman Dies from Cocaine and Fire Ant Bites
Gustava Renee Rigsby was a Florida Woman who made it all the way to the age of 59. On Tuesday, the state medical examiner’s office finalized their autopsy report, determining how she died. Back in June, she was snorting coke near Cocoa Meat & Produce, a hood grocery store in Cocoa, FL. She passed out […] »
Panama City Police Called on Sisters Arguing about Toilet Paper
Last week, deputies were called to a home on Cluster Road over a verbal disturbance. They arrived and spoke to a man and his two sisters. The girls had been fighting about the correct method of mounting the toilet paper. One said over, the other said under. The disagreement become loud, and disturbed the neighbors […] »
Charlotte County Golf Ball Retriever Gets Chomped by a Gator
So, in Florida we actually pay some of our unfortunate Natives to dive into alligator-infested water to retrieve golf balls erroneously launched by snowbirds. »
Florida Mom Runs Over 15-year-old Price-Gouging Pot Dealer
A mom in Winter Haven wanted to smoke some weed. Now, in civilized places, this is no major feat. You simply go to the store and get some, just like people buy alcohol or tea or tomatoes. »
Cadet Steals his Dad’s Police Car, Pulls Over Ex and her New Boyfriend
Christopher Combs is a real “son of a cop.” He’s 22 years old, lives in Boynton Beach, and works as a cadet in the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office… the same office his daddy works at as a lieutenant. On Saturday, around midnight, Christopher and two of his buddies were driving in a pickup truck […] »
Florida Chicken takes her pet human paddleboarding
Karly Venezia took this photo with a 1-year-old chicken named Loretta. “Loretta is very curious and follows us around the yard, and living in the Florida Keys, we like to get out on the water so it only seemed natural to us to take Loretta paddleboarding and boating and things that we do with our […] »
Bushnell Hotel Owner Crawls into Guest’s Room
Imagine you book a hotel in Bushnell. Ignore the obvious logical fallacy here, we know that nobody in their right mind would ever want to spend the night in Sumter County, but that’s beyond the scope of this article. It’s 3 in the morning, and you wake up to a strange noise. »
Jacksonville Woman Plows Her Car into Winn-Dixie
A car rolled into a Jacksonville Winn-Dixie on Wednesday morning, off New Berlin Road in Oceanway. News4jax.com reports that the driver is believed to be a woman in her 60s or 70s. She was taken to the hospital, and might have a medical issue. »
No charges pressed for two men who killed an Everglades fisherman
Ricardo Galvan and Christian Salcedo were out doing what Florida people do all the time: shooting guns. Fifteen or so shots rang out in under a minute. One of the bullets hit and killed Lawrence Ramdass while he was fishing on a boat with his family. »
Jupiter man who went “Guat Hunting” claims “Stand Your Ground”
Back in 2015 a group of three men from Jupiter, FL, went out “Guat hunting” and beat 18-year-old Guatemalan Onesimo Marcelino Lopez-Ramo to death. »
Florida Boy Defends Himself Against a Clown Using a Selfie Stick
It’s October in Volusia County, on Friday the 13th. The cool morning air reminds Floridians that Halloween is approaching. 11-year-old Florida Boy is riding his bike, pedaling north along Howland Boulevard… While approaching Pine Ridge High school he heard a noise in the bushes… slowing down, he got a little closer to investigate. Suddenly a […] »
Florida Man Beats Girlfriend’s Toddler, Pawns Her Stuff While She’s at the Hospital with Dying Son
David Earl Vickers, age 31, from Holmes Beach, FL, has been charged with second-degree murder and aggravated child abuse after killing his ex-girlfriend’s 17-month-old son. »
Florida Man hires pilot to drag a “Boycott Jags, NFL” banner above EverBank Field
A Green Cove Springs man took a stand against freedom of speech by exercising his 1st Amendment rights on Sunday. »
Fake DEA Agent Handcuffs Prostitute at Gunpoint, Lets Her Escape to Buy Drugs
Trampites are well-known for their wild sexual escapades. Handcuffs are entry-level freaky, and throughout the Tampa Bay area, light bondage is basically as mild as missionary position. Martin P. Smith is a 42-year-old Trampite from St. Petersburg. He predictably got the urge to handcuff a hooker, and drove to the Motel 6 in Sugarloaf Township, […] »
Florida Man Starts Fire at Spyglass Apartments to “Quiet the Demons”
Residents at Spyglass Apartments in Gainesville got some excitement Wednesday afternoon, when Alex Doane was arrested for arson. He lives there in the student housing with his roommate. Since Florida’s full of undiagnosed and untreated schizophrenics, it’s only a matter of time before something really crazy happens. »
“The customer is always right!” yells Florida Woman, throwing Hot Cheese at 7-Eleven Clerk
It was about 2 in the morning in Melbourne, FL. Stephanie L. Hicks, 31, had the munchies, and pulled into the 7-Eleven at 1262 Aurora Road. »
Pro-Trump UNF Freshmen Act like Monkeys to Mock Black Students
North Florida is mostly known for shootouts, meth, and inbreeding. Positive traits such as social science, compassion, and intelligence are hardly ever found there. North Florida is also known for its rampant racism, because the further north you go here, the deeper in the south you are. So, when two freshmen students at UNF berated […] »
North Florida Dad Leaves Child in Hot Car at Hardee’s, says, “What’s the big deal?”
The Florida sun is a double-edged sword. On the bright side, our winters are amazing. On the even brighter side, it can literally kill you. »
Jacksonville Woman Fights Prostitution in her Neighborhood with a Sign
“We find condoms sometimes when we get up in the middle of the night or the morning,” Jacksonville woman Margaret Gregory tells Action News Jax. With one simple sign, she hopes to end the Durkeeville neighborhood’s prostitution problem… »
Florida Man Uses Cattle Prod to Rob a Fort Pierce Gas Station
Who says Floridians aren’t creative? Here’s a 21-year-old Fort Pierce man who was caught on video using a cattle prod to rob a Citgo gas station. He probably lost his gun and needed more meth, so he used his farming skills to become Florida Man and make some quick cash. »
Naked Florida Woman Walks into Neighbor’s House and Eats her Pineapples
Floridians know that everything is better when done naked, so when 63-year-old St. Augustine woman Mary Hamilton stripped down and took a walk on a Wednesday afternoon, she was still far from earning the Florida Woman title. This is normal here… but the story does progress… »
