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Florida Bear Takes a Nap After Eating a Stolen Bag of Dog Food

Bob Cross is used to wrangling wild animals. But when his neighbor called him over to deal with a bear on Saturday afternoon in Lake Mary, Florida, the 72-year-old retired firefighter pulled out his camera instead. “It was just sitting there on the ground and I could see it was eating something,” Cross told ABC […] »

Florida Man Punches Jimmy John’s Employee Because of Slow Service

Apparently Jimmy John’s wasn’t “freaky fast” enough for this drunken Boca Raton man. Palm Beach police arrived at 330 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, FL around 10 pm because of a dispute. »

Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was God, had sex with tree, police say

Kenneth Crowder, of Melbourne, arrested on multiple charges »

Florida man steals $246 worth of steaks, runs into woods to escape Publix employee

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. – Call him the ‘Beef Bandit.’ A 33-year-old St. Johns County man was arrested after running out of a Publix on Tuesday. He was charged with walking out with $246 of steaks. According to SJCO, Adam Barber entered the Publix at Mission Trace off State Route 16 around 7 p.m. In the […] »

WTF Florida?

What The Fuck Florida is now officially a website at: WTFFlorida.com Follow WTF Florida? on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WTFFlorida »

Florida Man Philanders Stuffed Animal in Walmart

Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man caught fornicating a stuffed animal in Walmart is facing charges for indecent exposure and criminal mischief. »

Florida Teen Kills his Nudist Grandma and Drives Around in a Minivan With her Dead Body

A teenager killed his grandmother in a bloody struggle inside her home at a nudist community in Lutz, Florida and then drove around with her body in a minivan for nearly five hours, authorities said. Brandon Machetto, 18, had been living with his grandmother, 74-year-old Sylvia Schmitt, for the past several weeks and they apparently […] »

Miami Boy Steals Mom’s Car Because He Didn’t Want To Go To School

A 9-year-old boy in Miami Gardens, Fla., is facing charges of grand theft and aggravated battery after allegedly stealing his mom’s car. The incident took place Tuesday morning when the boy, whose name has not been released, got into a fight with his mother and grandmother because he didn’t want to go to school. He […] »

After being told to stop masturbating out in the open, Florida man sets apartment on fire

Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man is under arrest for reportedly lighting his apartment on fire after management scolded him for pulling his dick out and masturbating in front of his open windows and door. »

Florida police accused of racial profiling after stopping man 258 times, charging him with trespassing at work

Earl Sampson, 28, has been stopped by Miami Gardens police 258 times in four years, searched more than 100 times, and jailed 56 times at the store where he works for no reason. (CBS Miami)

A Florida police department is facing racial profiling charges after stopping a man 258 times and repeatedly charging him with trespassing at the convenience store where he works. »

Florida Man Drowns on Lawnmower

COCOA, Fla. — A man has died after driving his riding lawnmower into a river in Cocoa on Monday morning, according to Brevard County Fire Rescue. »

Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Homeowner, Knocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates

NORTH FORT MYERS, Fla. – A North Fort Myers resident was tackled by a naked man who had leapt off his roof Monday evening – and the scene only got more bizarre from there. »

Ocala man performed sex acts on miniature donkey

Carlos Romero calls Florida ‘backwards state’ for frowning on zoophilia… OCALA, Fla. – A Marion County farm hand has been arrested after deputies say he had sex acts with a miniature donkey on an Ocala farm, reports WKMG-TV in Orlando. »

Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her

Life at home for one Florida man got a lot more complicated when he accidentally shot his girlfriend in both legs thinking she was a hog. Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies say 52-year-old Steven Egan was hog hunting Saturday night with girlfriend Lisa Simmons at a hunting camp off a rural county road in Flagler, in […] »

Florida Man Fires AK-47 at Seafood Market for Running Out of Crawfish

Pensacola (WTFF) – A “sovereign citizen” allegedly opened fire at a seafood market after learning that they had run out of crawfish. »

Florida Passes Anti-Bestiality Law

If you were planning on getting down and dirty with an animal, now there’s one more state you should avoid. Lawmakers have taken an important break from balancing budgets and keeping crime in check by passing a law banning bestiality in Florida. The bestiality bill bans sexual activity between humans and animals. The bill, championed […] »

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