Merritt Island (WTFF) – A Florida man was airlifted after blowing off a couple fingers while playing with fireworks. »
Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July
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Ticked off Transplant reportedly attacks a Floridian family in their truck while yelling “I’ll f*cking shoot you!”
Clermont (WTFF) – A New York born Transplant reportedly chased down and punched a father driving with his two young daughters. »
The Florida Party: Unite The Center
On the internet, political ideologies seem extreme. Liberals want to take away all your guns. Conservatives are excited to electrocute your gay son. »
Florida Man Gets BJ in Public Park… From His Step-Daughter
Cape Canaveral (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly giving her step-father a handjob/blowjob in public on a park bench. He was arrested too. »
‘Maybe I will’: Facebook post about a ‘killing spree’ gets a Florida man arrested
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after allegedly making written threats to kill via Facebook. »
‘You can just take me to jail now’: Florida Man to Sheriff
Astor (WTFF) – A Florida man caught driving with a suspended license and the wrong tag on his truck was arrested without a struggle. »
Exactis Leaked 340 Million Records of Americans’ Hijacked Data
Palm Coast (WTFF) – Exactis, a “data aggregation firm” that capitalizes on gathering information about Americans and selling it to the highest bidder, accidentally leaked a database with 340 million records. »
Florida Man Gets Out of Jail, Can’t Pay Cab Fare, Gets Arrested Again
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Melbourne man was arrested after failing to pay the taxi cab driver who drove him home from jail. »
Battles gets Busted for Battery
Astor (WTFF) – James Battles, of Paisley, Florida was arrested for reportedly striking his girlfriend during an argument. »
Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested on June 22 around 1:30 in the morning after reportedly assaulting officers. »
Florida Woman Tries Kidnapping Two Kids at Toronita Avenue Beach Park
Wilbur-By-The-Sea (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly attempting to abduct a 5-year-old boy and a 7-year-old girl. »
Florida Man Points Gun at Florida Woman for Texting While Driving
Port Richey (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly pointing a firearm at a Florida woman because she was texting and driving. »
Police Have Arrested the Scumbag that Allegedly Murdered Musical Genius XXXTentacion
Broward County (WTFF) – Dedrick Devonshay Williams of Pompano Beach was arrested on Wednesday and has been charged with murder. »
Florida Woman’s Ex-Husband Tries Taking Her Air Conditioner, Gets Shot in the Balls
Columbia County (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after failing to appear in court for an aggravated battery charge. »
Florida Man Pair Dump a Gator into Wawa on Friday Night
Lakewood Ranch (WTFF) – Two “Florida Mans” dropped off an injured alligator inside a Wawa store around 2:30 am on Friday. »
Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing a litany of charges after driving drunk. »
Florida Ain’t What It Used To Be
Written by: Irvine Bernard Wyatt – Florida ain’t what it used to be no more. Libtards done messed it all up, just like they ruined America. Thank God for Trump who’s gon’ MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, lahk it used to be. Since Flawrduh’s part of Murka, it’s gon’ get great again too. »
Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors
Westville (WTFF) – A Walton County man was arrested after allegedly screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting. »
Believing He Stole Her Phone, Florida Woman Shoots at Her Son as He Bicycles Away
Panama City (WTFF) – An argument in North Florida between a mother and her son led to a shooting. »
Pasco Detective Loses Gun in Burger King Bathroom
New Port Richey (WTFF) – Deputies are searching for a missing gun that was accidentally left behind in a Burger King bathroom by a plainclothes detective. »
Florida Man writes on Facebook: “5 likes and I’ll go shoot up Disney and hang myself”
Cocoa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after vaguely threatening to shoot up Mickey’s paradise. »
Pasco County Man Shoots Dog for Pooping in House
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly shooting a dog after the pooch pooped in his house on Sunday evening. »
After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought
Hawthorne (WTFF) – A Florida Man has been arrested on methamphetamine charges. »
Okahumpka Boy Pushes, Chases, Swings On Stepfather for Refusing to Give Him $200
Fruitland Park (WTFF) – An 18-year-old Florida boy was arrested on a domestic battery charge after allegedly attacking his stepfather for denying him money. »
Naked Transplant Breaks into Mobile Home, Attacks Resident with Rake
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A transplant disrupted the trailer park on Kiowa Dr. when he nakedly ran into someone’s home and attacked them with a rake. »
Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. »
Old, Mean, Racist Florida Man Gets Arrested After Flight for Harassing Stewardess
North Fort Myers (WTFF) – Upon landing, a Florida man was arrested for reportedly harassing a flight attendant. »
Florida Man Brings Pet Monkey Along While Stealing a Vehicle, Gets Busted
Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida man driving a stolen vehicle around with his pet monkey was arrested. »
Florida Pair Lose 24 Guns During Home Invasion
Gainesville (WTFF) – Twenty-four new guns are on the street today, thanks to 77-year-old Lola Brady, 63-year-old Joe Caruso, and a couple of robbers. »
Floridian Attacked by Monkey in Home Depot
Okeechobee (WTFF) – A pet spider monkey attacked a Home Depot employee on Monday. »
After calling him a flashy n*gger, Florida Man blows up neighbor’s car
South Daytona (WTFF) – A Florida Man was arrested after reportedly blowing up his neighbor’s car after calling the victim a “n*gger” and saying that he’s flashy. »
Florida Woman Pair Found with Meth in Nailed Up Trailer
Astor (WTFF) – Two Florida Womans were arrested for meth in a trailer home they nailed shut. »
Butthurt Liberals Realize They’re Responsible for Trump’s Presidency
Technology built by smug liberals in coastal towns was used by Trump’s team to win the election, resulting in painful regret for many butthurt left-wingers. »
Two Florida Mans Evict Neighbors Using Acid Bombs
Baldwin Park (WTFF) – A pair of Florida Mans* got in big trouble after trying to evict some tenants by throwing two acid bombs at their apartment. »
Locals are Loving their Brand New Bravo Supermarket
Mount Dora (WTFF) – A Bravo Supermarket finally opened up in some tiny ass little town in the middle of Florida. »
“I’m Jesus Christ!” Proclaims Florida Man While Shooting at Bicyclist
Sarasota (WTFF) – A Floridian almost died after a Florida Man tried killing him with a shotgun. »
Gun Grabber David Hogg Gets Raided by SWAT Team
Parkland (WTFF) – The home of liberal shill David Hogg was raided by a SWAT team. »
David Hogg Got Swatted
Parkland (WTFF) – Somebody called the cops and said that David Hogg was inside his own home with a gun, resulting in the SWAT team busting in. »
Florida Man Armed with Assault Hammer Gets Canned by Sheriff’s Deputy
Youngstown (WTFF) – A Florida man wielding a hammer was brought down by a veteran Bay County Sheriff’s deputy armed with canned goods. »
After Crashing Golf Cart, Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s Too “F*cked Up” for Breath Sample
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida woman was arrested after slamming a golf cart into some landscaping. »
