Category: News

Florida Girl Steals Golf Cart, Tries Driving to her Grandma’s House

Clermont (WTFF) – A 15-year-old Florida girl is facing a third degree felony Grand Theft Auto charge after allegedly stealing a golf cart “to see her grandmother.” On Friday around 3 in the morning she was seen “riding southbound on SR 33” in a white Club Car golf cart, according to the arrest affidavit. She […] »

Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away

Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after inhaling an air duster and trying to drive away from police. »

Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool

Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »

Florida Man Flees from Car Crash, Crashes Twice Again, Cusses Out Good Samaritan Victims

Deltona (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after causing two more crashes after fleeing from a crash. »

Fapping Trampite Tells Cops he’s Captain Kirk

Clearwater (WTFF) – A Tampa Bay man caught masturbating at a bus stop reportedly told cops he was Captain Kirk. »

Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”

Paisley (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly attacking his roommate with pots, pans, Corningware and more at their home on W 2nd St, a dirt road. »

Florida Woman Shaves Her Legs in a Public Pool

The video “Lady shaves legs in hotel pool” showed up on Reddit in the “Trashy” section. »

Another Florida Boy Sent a School Shooting Prank

Deltona (WTFF) – A Florida boy at Deltona Middle School was charged with a felony after sending a text that falsely warned of school violence. »

Florida Man and Three Others Break into Home, Rob Kids at Gunpoint

Deltona (WTFF) – Volusia County sheriff’s detectives have arrested one suspect in an early Sunday home invasion robbery in Deltona and continue to work to identify three others who were involved. »

Floridian Stands His Ground Against a Clown at a Holly Hill Little Caesars

Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Floridian who was attacked by a Florida Man in a clown mask was able to defend himself by shooting the assailant. »

Alberto Slams the Panhandle

Panama City Beach (WTFF) – Subtropical Storm Alberto is splashing up news stories all over the Panhandle. »

You’re going to boycott Publix?

Written by: Michael McCombs via internet post. In response to this article: Publix Engages in Memetic Warfare – So let me get this correct, you’re going to boycott Publix because they contributed $310,000 to Adam Putnam? Well guess you are also going to boycott Disney World, they donated directly to Adam Putnam too. Also, time to boycott Universal […] »

Florida Man Shoots Neighbor’s Dog, Asks for Advice on Reddit

The Internet (WTFF) – The user “MENSTRUAL_BLOODCLOT” posted a question to the “legaladvice” subreddit on Friday. »

No Charges for Teacher Who Drowned Raccoons in Class

Ocala (WTFF) – The State Attorney’s Office announced that no criminal charges will be filed against Dewie Brewton, the high school teacher who made students watch and help as he drowned several animals during class. »

Crystal Methvin Arrested With Meth Again

St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin and her Florida man counterpart were arrested after being found with methamphetamine. »

Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”

Mount Dora (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Thursday after reportedly tossing spaghetti on his mom and shoving her through a wall. »

Publix Engages in Memetic Warfare

The Internet (WTFF) – A post aiming to radicalize Publix fans was made by the CEO of a digital media marketing company, and is going somewhat viral. »

Florida man takes a test drive, pulls gun on salesman, picks up buddy, runs car into palm tree

George Olson, 25, left, and Robert Gajate, 30, were arrested on May 24, 2018, after Pinellas County deputies say they carjacked a vehicle during a test drive at Crown Mitsubishi in St. Petersburg and crashed in Madeira Beach, reports the Tampa Bay Times. »

Deland Man Tries Hiding from Cops in Lily Pads

Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake. »

Drunk Umatilla Man Shoves his Mom

Umatilla (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida man was arrested after allegedly shoving his mother. »

Tampa Bay Man Breaks into 13 Cars while Wearing Ankle Bracelet

Gulfport (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after being accused of breaking into 13 cars in a one-block radius. »

Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s

Vero Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly yelling at people and challenging them to a fight at a Chili’s Bar & Grill on Saturday night. »

Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”

St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” »

Lazy Florida Woman with Suspended License Crashes into Cop Car at Jail

Fort Pierece (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly crashing into a St. Lucie County sheriff’s patrol car at the jail. »

Florida Man Breaks into Jewelry Store, Bleeds on Everything

Largo (WTFF) – A Florida man got arrested after allegedly breaking into a jewelry store, accidentally cutting himself during the heist, and bleeding all over the store. »

Silver Springs Park is Under Attack

Silver Springs (WTFF) – First they destroyed Wild Waters. Now Rick Scott and his bureaucrats are chipping away at Silver Springs Park, directly against the wishes and demands of Floridians. »

Florida Man Claims McDonald’s Worker Put a Tide Pod in his Drink

Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man’s claim that his McDonald’s drink was spiked with a Tide Pod went somewhat viral. »

Florida Man Arrested after Telling Playground Kids the Truth About Where Babies Come From

Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man allegedly climbed onto a playground Sunday and told some kids the truth about where babies come from. »

Lake Worth Power Outage Due to “Extreme Zombie Activity,” According to Alert

Lake Worth (WTFF) – A “power outage and zombie alert” message was issued to Lake Worth residents early Sunday morning. »

Florida Man Randomly Punches Shoppers at Lucky’s Market

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Police are looking for a feral Florida Man who was seen on video attacking shoppers at Lucky’s Market. »

69-Year-Old Florida Man Steals a Purse at Church

Clermont (WTFF) – An elderly Florida man reportedly stole a purse at church. »

Deland Man Steals a 4 Wheeler, Goes Joyriding With Friends

Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly stealing a 4 wheeler. »

Naked Florida Man Carrying Cooking Oil Tazed by Deputy

Gulf Breeze (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was tazed and arrested after being spotted in a neighborhood Thursday evening. »

Florida Woman Beats her Florida Man for Refusing to Cuddle in Hot Weather

Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly battered her boyfriend after he said it was too hot to cuddle. »

Tampa Bay Couple Stole Motorized Cart from Walmart, Drove it to a Bar

Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. »

Tampa Bay Man Leaves 4-Year-Old Locked in Car During Domestic Abuse Court Hearing

Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly left his 4-year-old daughter locked inside a car during his domestic violence injunction hearing. »

Trying to Change the Color of his Mood Ring, Florida Boy Lights School Bathroom on Fire

Palm Coast (WTFF) – A 1st grader Florida boy might get suspended after starting a fire in the school bathroom. »

Florida Man Drove Through Neighbhor’s Fence to Shoot a Deer

Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man living on Swamp Dr. has been arrested after allegedly running over his neighbor’s fence and shooting a deer. »

Publix Line Dispute Ends with Florida Woman Pulling Out a Gun

Tallahassee (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been accused of pulling a gun out on a shopper outside of a Leon County Publix. »

Drunk Ocala Woman Kills a Mother in DUI Crash, Smiles in Mugshot

Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after causing crash that killed a 60-year-old woman, according to the FHP. »