“Stop hitting me!” cried out a Florida Man at 2am on Thursday.
Florida Woman Rebecca Lynn Phelps smacked him in retaliation to the request.
She screamed with anger and left red marks on his face. She then scratched him.
Blood dripped down from the scratch on his arm as he threatened to call 911.
Just two Floridians doing some late-night S&M? Nope, not in this case (that woulda been Tampa) …
This man was getting his ass kicked because he refused to have sex with her. Full Story »
OK, so Reuters fucked up the information, but thankfully a Facebook fan corrected us. This is actually in Land O’ Lakes, Florida at a clothing optional resort called “Caliente.”
Not everyone is cut out for babysitting.
Take Holiday, Florida man Jesus Martinez for an example.
He’s 27 years old, and like most people who have no real talent or interesting hobbies, he plays fantasy football to numb his miserable existence and fill his brain with irrelevant distractions.
While thumbing away mindlessly at his draft picks, a 6-year-old in the house snapped him back to reality and reminded him of something very important… Full Story »
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – Five known felons were arrested in Pasco County after an undercover investigation unveiled countless illegal activities including hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda. Full Story »
PASCO COUNTY, FL (WFLA) — Eva Brennan is accused of trying to kill her estranged husband by torching his bed as he slept.
But, her intended victim is defending her and doesn’t believe investigator’s version of what happened. Full Story »
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PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Pasco County woman was charged with attempted murder after deputies say she set her estranged husband’s bed on fire while he was sleeping in it.
James Brennan, age 58, told investigators that he is estranged from his wife Eva Brennan, age 48, who no longer lives with him at his home in New Port Richey.
James said that on Wednesday, a female was visiting his house when Eva stopped by. During her visit, Eva told him she was angry that another woman was at the house. Eva left the house in the early evening and then James went to sleep in his bed. Full Story »
The dating pool here is slim… Full Story »