Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man angrily swore at an elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask during the coronavirus epidemic. »
Anti-Masker Goes Ape on Old Lady
County: Lee
Naked Florida Man Found in Dollar Tree Bathroom With Meth and Heroin
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after police say they found him naked with drugs inside a bathroom at Dollar Tree. »
Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was found passed out in his running vehicle while waiting in the drive-through line at Wendy’s. »
Robert E. Lee Statue Knocked Down
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A statue of a confederate general was found face down on the ground with screws around it on Monday morning. »
Retired Cop Punches Old Lady in Face at Publix
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man, who’s a retired police officer, was arrested after admitting to punching an elderly woman in Publix. »
Florida Pair Busted for Sidewalk Blowjob
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested for a wildly romantic romp that took place on a sidewalk in broad daylight. »
Algae Overwhelms Florida Man Fleeing From Cops
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man who jumped into a canal while fleeing from the cops was forced to swim back to land because of an overwhelming amount of algae. »
To those who say it’s ‘just natural red tide’
It’s more than just “red tide,” a naturally-occurring microscopic alga that has been documented along Florida’s Gulf Coast since the 1840’s. Floridians are upset about the overall treatment of our environment. Mainstream media tends to downplay the effect of dumping phosphorus-laden pollutants into our ecological water system. Water moves freely along the peninsula, carrying all its […] »
2 big banana breads
Sent to us by Brandy, with the caption: “Ummmm… Can anyone help this lady out? Lol” »
Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested on June 22 around 1:30 in the morning after reportedly assaulting officers. »
Old, Mean, Racist Florida Man Gets Arrested After Flight for Harassing Stewardess
North Fort Myers (WTFF) – Upon landing, a Florida man was arrested for reportedly harassing a flight attendant. »
Dump Truck Full of Sand has an “Inedible” Warning
This Lee county dump truck full of sand working in Glades county reads “Inedible” on the side. “I mean seriously do they really need a warning not to eat the sand?” asks Raschell T., who took the photo. The answer is probably yes. Also, here’s a “dumped dump truck…” Reportedly, the driver just chained it […] »
Florida Man’s Pickup Truck Lands in a Cape Coral Canal after Failed Jump
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man tried jumping over a canal in his pickup truck while fleeing from the cops, reportedly. »
Florida Man Target Shoots at Books in his Apartment, Nearly Hits Neighbors
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A man was arrested for shooting a firearm inside his apartment, with bullets flying over the heads of his sleeping neighbors. »
Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test
Cape Coral (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to prove his sobriety to a cop by doing a cartwheel. He failed. The cop’s body cam caught the whole thing on video. »
7-Eleven Clerk Fights off a Florida Man trying to Rob the Store
Lehigh Acres (WTFF) – A brave Floridian put a would-be robber in a chokehold, causing him to run away. »
Winn-Dixie Liquor Clerk Tries to Scam Lottery Winner out of $600 Ticket
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A cashier tried to keep a winning lottery ticket turned in by a customer who turned out to be an undercover agent. »
McDonald’s Employees Fight, One Pulls Out a Gun
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A fight broke out between two McDonalds employees in Cape Coral, resulting in one of them pulling out a gun. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Mother and son catch on fire after pouring gasoline onto a bonfire
Lee County (WTFF) – A North Fort Myers man and his mother are recovering from severe burns after the son poured a gasoline tank onto a fire, causing an explosion. »
Florida Man leaves two kids in car while at strip club
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A man who left his 3-month-old baby and a 3-year-old child in the backseat of a car while he was inside a strip club was arrested on two counts of child neglect. »
Florida Man Tries Jumping a Canal with his Corolla
LEE COUNTY, Fla — Lee County Sheriff Deputies say a man attempted to jump a canal with his car in a Lehigh Acres neighborhood overnight. It happened along 7th Street West in Lehigh Acres. Witnesses say they saw a man in a blue Toyota Corolla drive to the edge of the canal and stop. Then, […] »
Fort Myers homeowner uses Jiu-Jitsu skills on burglar
FORT MYERS, Fla. – Here’s a piece of advice for crooks: If you’re going to break into someone’s house, know whose house you’re breaking into. Lee County deputies said Josue Ortiz picked the wrong house, which he found out when the homeowner beat him using his Jiu-Jitsu skills. »
Coked out Florida Man drifts a Scion through Publix parking lot
In the middle of the night on September 24, 2017, a Cape Coral officer was doing a routine check around the Publix Super Market at Santa Barbara Centre. »
Florida Woman Seduces Linemen into Fixing Her Power after Irma
ABC Action News reports: FORT MYERS, Fla. — A Florida woman got creative with spare spray paint and plywood and made a sign to get the power company’s attention. “I thought that all of my neighbors would get a huge kick out of it,” said Kynse Agles. She posed for a photo next to her […] »
Riding out Hurricane Irma on a Boat
“It’s logic, I’m on a boat, I float.” -Florida Man »
Leftover chicken wings help police bust Cape Coral man for DUI
CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Wednesday, police arrested a Cape Coral man suspected of drunk driving, but it wasn’t any ordinary DUI case. »
Florida Woman caught snorting cocaine in parent pick-up line
An officer caught a woman in a Lee County school parent pick-up line snorting cocaine off her iPhone. The report states the school resource officer at Lexington Middle School spotted Christina Hester, 39, through a second-floor window chopping a white substance on her phone. The officer said he saw Hester use a straw to […] »
Two former Marines take down purse snatcher at Cape Coral Publix
CAPE CORAL, FLA – Two Good Samaritans stopped a man who tried to steal a young woman’s purse from a Cape Coral Publix. “I mean I went up there just for a few seconds to grab some sushi,” said Zach Bucher, who lives just a few blocks away from the Publix at Camelot Isles off […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Fort Myers Woman claims to have found an iguana leg in her pizza sauce
Imagine you’re making a pizza and as the last bit of sauce pours out of the jar, a severed iguana leg falls onto your pie. This happened to Suzanne Abercrombie of Fort Myers, after buying a 14-ounce jar of Mantia’s pizza sauce from Save-a-Lot and using it for several days. Abercrombie became ill after making […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Florida Man says he stabbed dog for siding with girlfriend in arguments
Blue, a boxer-Labrador mix, died from his injuries. »
Cape Coral man backs rental truck into his own home
CAPE CORAL, Fla. A house was deemed unsafe Monday after the man who lives there accidentally backed a rental truck into his garage on Southwest 12th Court. »
Florida Woman Tries Swallowing Bag of Meth That Was Hidden in Her Butt
NAPLES, Fla. – A Bonita Springs woman was arrested after deputies say she hid a baggie of meth in her buttocks as she was being booked into jail. Deputies pulled over Summer Adamson, 30, after someone reported she broke their car window. A syringe and heroin were found next to Adamson inside the car, according […] »
Florida Teen Arrested For Nearly Suffocating Girlfriend After Fight Over Baby Name
LEE COUNTY – A pregnant woman in Southwest Florida was nearly suffocated by her own boyfriend – after what police say was a dispute over what they planned on naming their child. »
Lehigh Acres man hits a flamingo with a rock at Busch Gardens
A Lehigh Acres man is facing animal cruelty charges after he hit a flamingo at Busch Gardens with a rock, Tampa police said. A report by WSTP-TV in Tampa said Julian Antonio Marquez, 19, was identified as the rock thrower. About 5:49 p.m. Friday, police were called to the theme park’s flamingo display after a […] »
Naked Florida Man Attacks Mailboxes with Machete
CAPE CORAL, Fla. (AP) — Police in southwest Florida say they arrested a naked man who was attacking mailboxes with a machete. The News-Press reports that 36-year-old Yudier Duenas-Sosa was arrested Saturday night in a Cape Coral neighborhood. »
Florida Man, 76, shoots wife in butt after she refuses sex
An elderly newlywed who told police he had yet to consummate his marriage allegedly shot his wife in the butt for refusing his advances. Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, Florida, admitted to authorities that he shot his wife after an argument about the couple’s sleeping arrangements. Royce told deputies from the Lee County Sheriff’s […] »
Florida Golfer Fights Off Alligator with Putter
NORTH FORT MYERS, Fla. Every golfer needs a putter he can rely on — especially when an alligator decides to play through. North Fort Myers resident Tony Aarts used his Cleveland Golf putter to subdue a 10-foot gator that attacked him Wednesday as he was approaching the fourth hole at Magnolia Landing Golf & Country Club. […] »
