PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3

Uncivilized barbarians known as “Trumpanzees” will be gathering in droves to honor their cult leader, Donald, on November 3, 2018 in Pensacola. These creatures are incredibly violent. Do not approach them, especially if you’re “colored.” People like Cesar Sayoc are completely indoctrinated by the Trump administration, and will gladly kill anyone who is “against” their […] »

2018 Hulaween Arrests – Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park

These series of arrests were made at Spirit of the Suwanee Music Park during the 2018 Hulaween music festival. The narratives are taken directly from arrest affidavits written by the Suwannee County Sheriff’s Office, with quotations around exact phrases. The Live Oak Police Department arrested four people over this weekend, and FHP arrested three, but […] »