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Florida Man Breaks Into Cars in Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Being Released from Jail
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly breaking into cars in the jail parking lot immediately after being released from jail for grand theft. »
Fake Cop Arrested by Real Cop
Sarasota (WTFF) – An internet-famous Florida man was arrested and charged with impersonating a police officer after trying to cite a woman on false traffic charges for a prank. »
Florida Man Steals Jeep to Find His Lost Cell Phone
Winter Haven (WTFF) – A Polk County man was arrested for reportedly stealing a Jeep in order to look for his lost cellular phone. »
House and Senate Bills Aim to Destigmatize ‘Marijuana’ and Legalize it for Recreational Use
Tallahassee (WTFF) – Two bills have been filed that would essentially make marijuana legal in Florida for adults over 21 years of age. »
Florida Man Full of Painkillers Falls Asleep in Running Car at Circle K Gas Pump
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida man with a bunch of drugs was found “slumped forward” and slumbering in his running Chevy at a gas pump around 3 in the afternoon. »
Say Goodbye to ‘WTF Florida’
WTF Florida has a new name and a new game. We’re taking a more mainstream approach to media. The old ways are no more. »
Krispy Kreme Employee Reportedly Stabs Coworker’s Boyfriend After Lambasting Her Doughnut-Making Skills
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly stabbing a fellow Krispy Kreme employee’s boyfriend. »
Mixed race kids, 12 and 16, reportedly get shot at, called racial slurs
Leesburg (WTFF) – A brother and sister walking home from a convenience store were shot at and called racial slurs by two men last week, according to police. »
The Biddles Celebrate a Beautiful Weddin’
Punta Gorda (WTFF) – A wedding at Redneck Mud Park has become internet famous, on account of how badass it was. »
Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man who crashed into a semi-trailer truck told the arresting officer that the fake urine found in his bag was used for “role play” with his wife. »
Florida Man Dials 911 After Getting Scammed by Hookers
West Palm Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man called the cops to report that he paid for sexual services that he never received. »
Stolen Hot Air Balloon Recovered
Ocala (WTFF) – A “hot” hot air balloon was found at The Villages Hot Air Balloon Festival on Saturday night. »
Democrats Upset They Can’t Blame Russia for America’s Shittiness, Relieved They Can Still Blame Florida
The Internet (WTFF) – No evidence links Russian influence to the fact that the United States is the laughing stock of the world, but lucky for Democrats, they’re still able to blame Florida. »
Animal Abuser Database Approved in Volusia County
Volusia County (WTFF) – Those convicted of abusing a dog or cat in Volusia County will soon be found in an online database. »
Drunk Florida Man Shoves Woman Over Egg Rolls
Milton (WTFF) – A North Florida man was arrested for reportedly shoving a woman that refused to let him in her house to eat egg rolls. »
North Florida Man Hits Pregnant Girlfriend With Bag of Chips over Baby Daddy Drama
Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly hitting his pregnant girlfriend in the face with a bag of tortilla chips after finding out the baby might not be his. »
Cop Found Not Guilty of Negligence for Shooting at Autistic Man Holding Toy Truck
Miami (WTFF) – SWAT Officer Jonathan Aledda was acquitted by a Florida jury on one count of culpable negligence after shooting an unarmed behavioral therapist who was lying on the ground with his hands in the air begging cops not to shoot. »
New Florida Law Would Make it a Felony to Buy ‘Objectionable’ Literature For Public Classrooms
Tallahassee (WTFF) - Bills in the House and Senate propose a law that would ban any books with "prohibited" content from public school classrooms, and charge employees and volunteers who provide such materials to students with a felony. »
Florida Woman Jills Off En Route to Jail
Dunedin (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly masturbated while being transported to the Pinellas County jail after trying to shoplift from a beauty supply store. »
Florida’s War On Drugs Made Chocolate and Cheese Illegal
Tallahassee (WTFF) – Overzealous lawmakers eager to ban dangerous substances without first doing their homework inadvertently made it a felony to possess certain food products in the state of Florida. »
Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was found passed out in his running vehicle while waiting in the drive-through line at Wendy’s. »
Drunk Florida Woman Crashes into Fire Hydrant, Creates Sinkhole, Nearly Drowns
Marion County (WTFF) – A drunk Florida woman nearly drowned after driving into a fire hydrant during an intoxicated joy ride on Friday. »
Maryland Man Who Attacked a Pelican in Key West Arrested
Ocean City, MD (WTFF) – William Hunter Hardesty has been arrested and charged with animal cruelty to migratory birds and the intentional feeding of pelicans. »
Iguana Rescued From Fort Lauderdale Toilet
Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A Florida man dialed 911 after opening his toilet lid and finding a lizard inside the bowl. »
Florida Natives Make Up 36% of Florida’s Population
Florida (WTFF) – Out of the 20,984,400 people living in Florida, 7,546,073 of them were born here. »
It’s OK to Give Cops the Bird
United States (WTFF) – A decision made in a federal appeals court has determined that presenting the middle finger to law enforcement officers is protected by the Constitution. »
Robert E. Lee Statue Knocked Down
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A statue of a confederate general was found face down on the ground with screws around it on Monday morning. »
Tourist Attacks Pelican, Posts Video Online, Starts GoFundMe
Key West (WTFF) – A tourist from Maryland will face animal cruelty and molestation of a protected species charges after posting a video of himself pouncing on a pelican at a Key West marina, police say. »
Florida Man Pressure Washes Neighbor
Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after “intentionally” spraying his neighbor with a pressure washer. »
Florida Boy Gets Stuck in Cooler
Pompano Beach (WTFF) – A Florida boy who thought it would be a good idea to crawl inside of a locking cooler has prompted a voluntary product recall. »
Florida Cop Used Police Database Like a Dating Website
Bradenton (WTFF) – A former Florida cop was stalking women using the police database he had access to, authorities say. »
Marco Rubio Spreads Fake News About Venezuela’s ‘German Dam’
Miami (WTFF) – Florida’s Republican Senator Marco Rubio exposed his ignorance while trying to spread propaganda about Venezuela. »
Retired Cop Punches Old Lady in Face at Publix
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man, who’s a retired police officer, was arrested after admitting to punching an elderly woman in Publix. »
Transient Attacks McDonald’s Worker Over Straw
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida transient who attacked a McDonald’s worker because he couldn’t find a straw has been sentenced to 60 days in jail. »
Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid
The Internet (WTFF) – A recently released study indicates that every single person in Florida is stupid. »
Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A pregnant Pasco County woman was arrested for stabbing her boyfriend after he looked at another woman on his roommate’s phone. »
Over 75,000 K-12 Students in Florida are Homeless
There were 75,106 homeless students enrolled in Florida public schools during the 2016-2017 school year. »
All Mainstream Media is Inflammatory, Exaggerated Bullshit Designed to Enrage, Distract, Deceive and Divide
The role of corporate news stations is not to inform, but rather to provide disinformation to the public. »
After Being Awake for Days, Florida Native Breaks into Trailer and Falls Asleep on Couch
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after a deputy found him sleeping on a woman’s couch. »
