Cocoa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after vaguely threatening to shoot up Mickey’s paradise. Full Story »
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly shooting a dog after the pooch pooped in his house on Sunday evening. Full Story »
Hawthorne (WTFF) – A Florida Man has been arrested on methamphetamine charges. Full Story »
Fruitland Park (WTFF) – An 18-year-old Florida boy was arrested on a domestic battery charge after allegedly attacking his stepfather for denying him money. Full Story »
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A transplant disrupted the trailer park on Kiowa Dr. when he nakedly ran into someone’s home and attacked them with a rake. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. Full Story »
North Fort Myers (WTFF) – Upon landing, a Florida man was arrested for reportedly harassing a flight attendant. Full Story »
Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida man driving a stolen vehicle around with his pet monkey was arrested. Full Story »
Gainesville (WTFF) – Twenty-four new guns are on the street today, thanks to 77-year-old Lola Brady, 63-year-old Joe Caruso, and a couple of robbers. Full Story »
South Daytona (WTFF) – A Florida Man was arrested after reportedly blowing up his neighbor’s car after calling the victim a “n*gger” and saying that he’s flashy. Full Story »
Astor (WTFF) – Two Florida Womans were arrested for meth in a trailer home they nailed shut. Full Story »
Technology built by smug liberals in coastal towns was used by Trump’s team to win the election, resulting in painful regret for many butthurt left-wingers. Full Story »
Baldwin Park (WTFF) – A pair of Florida Mans* got in big trouble after trying to evict some tenants by throwing two acid bombs at their apartment. Full Story »
Mount Dora (WTFF) – A Bravo Supermarket finally opened up in some tiny ass little town in the middle of Florida. Full Story »
Sarasota (WTFF) – A Floridian almost died after a Florida Man tried killing him with a shotgun. Full Story »
Parkland (WTFF) – Somebody called the cops and said that David Hogg was inside his own home with a gun, resulting in the SWAT team busting in. Full Story »
Youngstown (WTFF) – A Florida man wielding a hammer was brought down by a veteran Bay County Sheriff’s deputy armed with canned goods. Full Story »
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida woman was arrested after slamming a golf cart into some landscaping. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly biting her boyfriend during a dispute. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A 15-year-old Florida girl is facing a third degree felony Grand Theft Auto charge after allegedly stealing a golf cart “to see her grandmother.”
On Friday around 3 in the morning she was seen “riding southbound on SR 33” in a white Club Car golf cart, according to the arrest affidavit. She was pulled over by a sheriff.
The Florida Girl gave the cop “her name” and said she lived with her aunt in Inverness. The officer called her aunt. “Her name” belonged to another girl who was home with the aunt in Citrus County.
The Florida Girl admitted her real name and said “she did steal the golf cart from the group home and was attempting to drive to Homosassa to see her grandmother.”
Homosassa is over 60 miles away from Hannah Grace Homes in the middle of Olsen Lake, where the officer returned her to. She did manage to travel roughly five miles during her brief escape, making it all the way to Groveland. This Florida Girl was new to their establishment, explained one of the workers.
She ran away from the last group home she was at, so the state of Florida sent her to this one.
The executive director pressed charges and stated the golf cart was worth about $4,000.
The golf cart was towed back to the facility, and the Florida Girl was taken to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office South Lake District Office for booking.
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after inhaling an air duster and trying to drive away from police. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after causing two more crashes after fleeing from a crash. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Tampa Bay man caught masturbating at a bus stop reportedly told cops he was Captain Kirk. Full Story »
Paisley (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly attacking his roommate with pots, pans, Corningware and more at their home on W 2nd St, a dirt road. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – A Florida boy at Deltona Middle School was charged with a felony after sending a text that falsely warned of school violence. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – Volusia County sheriff’s detectives have arrested one suspect in an early Sunday home invasion robbery in Deltona and continue to work to identify three others who were involved. Full Story »
Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Floridian who was attacked by a Florida Man in a clown mask was able to defend himself by shooting the assailant. Full Story »
Panama City Beach (WTFF) – Subtropical Storm Alberto is splashing up news stories all over the Panhandle. Full Story »
Written by: Michael McCombs via internet post.
In response to this article: Publix Engages in Memetic Warfare –
So let me get this correct, you’re going to boycott Publix because they contributed $310,000 to Adam Putnam?
Well guess you are also going to boycott Disney World, they donated directly to Adam Putnam too. Also, time to boycott Universal Resorts. Full Story »
St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin was arrested for meth, along with a Florida man, Douglas Nickerson. Full Story »
Mount Dora (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Thursday after reportedly tossing spaghetti on his mom and shoving her through a wall. Full Story »
The Internet (WTFF) – A post aiming to radicalize Publix fans was made by the CEO of a digital media marketing company, and is going somewhat viral. Full Story »
George Olson, 25, left, and Robert Gajate, 30, were arrested on May 24, 2018, after Pinellas County deputies say they carjacked a vehicle during a test drive at Crown Mitsubishi in St. Petersburg and crashed in Madeira Beach, reports the Tampa Bay Times.
Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake.