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Tag: Florida Woman

Florida Woman Lets Dentist Give Her Foot Massage, Complains About Infection

UPDATE: Action Jax News issued a correction to their original reporting on this story. Basically they misreported the entire story, so we’ve removed the article from our site as well. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Bad Decisions, Doctors, Florida Woman, Willful Ignorance1 Comment
Madness

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Category: Original MemesFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Florida Woman, FloridiansLeave a comment
Original Memes

Florida Woman Lights Ex-Boyfriend on Fire

Altamonte Springs (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been accused of spraying gasoline on her ex-boyfriend and lighting him on fire during an Easter Sunday dinner. »
Location: Seminole
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Anger, Arson, Florida WomanLeave a comment
Crime

Florida Woman Flashes Drivers on U.S. 1

Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly flashed her boobs and stuck her tongue out along a highway in Martin County. »
Location: Martin
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Flashing, Florida Woman, Old People, Sex3 Comments
Crime

Florida Woman Punches Target Security Guard

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly stealing merchandise from Target, striking an employee, and fighting officers. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fast Food, Fighting, Florida Woman, Homelessness, StealingLeave a comment
Crime

Florida Man Narrates Rattlesnake Discovery as Florida Woman Films

Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida Woman filmed a six-foot-long rattlesnake in portrait mode as a nearby Florida Man narrated. Here is the video: »
Location: Duval
Category: NatureFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Florida Woman, Rednecks, Snakes2 Comments
Nature

Ocala Woman Breaks into Car for Nap, Accidentally Sets it on Fire, Can’t Get Out

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Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after breaking into a car so she could take a nap. »
Location: Marion
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Arson, Burglary, Cigarettes, Florida Woman, Homelessness, MischiefLeave a comment
Crime

Florida Woman Snoops Through Trash, Gets Caught with Meth

Fruitland Park (WTFF) – A woman wearing a Florida Gators sweatshirt was arrested for possession of meth after neighbors called the cops on her for snooping through their garbage outside. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Meth, Snooping5 Comments
Crime

Florida Woman Breaks into Couple’s Home, Attacks Woman for her ‘Parenting’

Lady Lake (WTFF) –  A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly burglarizing a home and beating a woman who lives there. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Burglary, Fighting, Florida Woman, Smiling in Mugshot1 Comment
Crime

Florida woman calls 911 thirty-two times, flirts with cop, asks for ice cream

MELISSA TIFFANY HARBOR
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly called 911 thirty-two times in a 24 hour period with no emergency. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: 911, Florida Woman1 Comment
Crime

Middle School Teacher has a White Nationalist Podcast

Dayanna Volitich
Citrus County (WTFF) – Dayanna Volitich suggests Muslims be eradicated from the earth, believes anti-Semitic conspiracy theories … and teaches middle school social studies at Crystal River Middle School. »
Location: Citrus
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Racism, SchoolLeave a comment
Madness

Florida Woman Shoots Dog Because Fiancé Wouldn’t Crack Her Back

Giselle Taylor allegedly shot her 2-year-old boxer after her fiancé refused to crack her back, according to Tarpon Springs police. »
Location: Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Anger, Animal Abuse, Dogs, Florida Woman, Guns2 Comments
Crime

Florida Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Interrupting Sex to Check on Dinner

Paisley (WTFF) – A woman was arrested for allegedly striking her boyfriend because he interrupted sex to check on dinner. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Domestic Abuse, Fighting, Florida Woman, Love, Michigan, Nascar12 Comments
Crime

Florida Woman Gets Out of Rehab, Opens a 12-Pack of Beer with Child in Car

Stephanie Roque
Wellington (WTFF) – A drunk Miami woman was arrested for driving a vehicle containing her child and an open 12-pack of beer. »
Location: Palm Beach
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bad Parenting, Drunk, DUI, Florida Woman, KidsLeave a comment
Crime

Naked Florida Woman Crashes into Daycare, Growls at First Responders

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Putnam County (WTFF) – A daycare was shut down after a Florida woman smashed into it with her vehicle. »
Location: Putnam
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Crash, Florida Woman, Naked1 Comment
Crime

Florida Woman Breaks into Home, Takes a Bath

Ashley Margaret Montero
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after allegedly breaking into someone’s home, poking around their stuff, and then taking a bath. »
Location: Pasco
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bathing, Burglary, Florida Woman1 Comment
Crime

Drunk Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend over Super Bowl Argument

Cheryl Merrill
Ponte Vedra Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after injuring her boyfriend during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Domestic Abuse, Drunk, Fighting, Florida Woman1 Comment
Crime

Florida Man convinces Florida Woman to Hide Cocaine up her Cooter in a Cop Car

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Daytona Beach (WTFF) – Florida Man convinced his wife to conceal a plastic baggie of cocaine up her vagina while they were both sitting in the back of a cop car. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Body Cavities, Cocaine, Drugs, Florida Couple, Florida Man, Florida Woman, HidingLeave a comment
Crime

Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity

Joshua Lee Meadows
Monroe County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after he slashed another man with a machete over an argument that started over an unplugged power cord. »
Location: Monroe
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Florida Woman, Knives, Machetes, Stabbing, StealingLeave a comment
Crime

Winn-Dixie Liquor Clerk Tries to Scam Lottery Winner out of $600 Ticket

Crystelle Baton Lee
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A cashier tried to keep a winning lottery ticket turned in by a customer who turned out to be an undercover agent. »
Location: Lee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Lottery, Stealing
Crime

Cigarette Smoking Florida Woman Blows Up Trailer while Sharing Oxygen with her Dog

Jackonsville (WTFF) – A woman accidentally set her home on fire and killed her 13-year-old Chihuahua. »
Location: Duval
Category: MadnessFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Smoking1 Comment
Madness

Naked Florida Woman Checks her Mail in Floridatown

Now that it’s finally warming up (above 60-ish), Florida Woman gets to be free and check her mail in the nude. »
Location: Santa Rosa
Category: VideosFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Naked
Videos

Drunk Florida Woman Crashes Car with Toddler and Takes a Piss on I-4

Brianna Dee Knox
Seffer (WTFF) – A Citrus County mother drunkenly crashed her car into several vehicles on I-4 while her 2-year-old son was inside the car. »
Location: Citrus, Hillsborough
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bad Parenting, Crash, DUI, Florida Woman, Piss
Crime

Florida Man jumps off bridge escaping his drunk, angry Florida Woman

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Florida Man was driving across a bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway in the 1200 block of North A1A, when his girlfriend started punching him. »
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Domestic Abuse, Florida Woman
Crime

Drunk Florida Woman Jills Off at Bus Stop, Licks a Cop

Nicole Shankster
Pinellas Park (WTFF) – This all started like any typical afternoon in the Tampa Bay. »
Location: Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Florida Woman, Masturbation, Sex1 Comment
Crime

Florida Woman Caught Stealing Stuff from a Graveyard

Jenni Hudkins
Bradford County (WTFF) – A woman dubbed as the “Gravesite Grinch” was arrested on Christmas Day for allegedly stealing items from a graveyard. »
Location: Bradford
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Stealing
Crime

Florida Woman punches woman who complained about stale bacon

Collier County (WTFF) – According to NBC 2, Florida Woman got into an altercation at McDonalds after a customer complained about the quality of the bacon. »
Location: Collier
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fast Food, Fighting, Florida Woman
Crime

Florida Woman Spits on Dad, Attacks Cop with an Electric Toothbrush

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Vero Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after spitting in her dad’s face and hitting a deputy with an electric toothbrush. It all began on October 14. Indian River County sheriff’s deputies responded to a call on 13th place about a man and his daughter. »
Location: Indian River
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Family Values, Florida Woman, Toothbrushes
Crime

Deltona couple shoot themselves to fake a home invasion

Doug Teixeria, left, and Lindsey Pelton shot themselves in an attempt to fake a home invasion, authorities said
(WTFF) – A husband and wife in Deltona told detectives they were shot during a home invasion, while in reality they had both shot themselves in hopes of collecting insurance money. »
Location: Volusia
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Florida Woman, Guns1 Comment
Crime

Florida Woman Tries Ordering French Fries at Taco Bell

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Oakland Park (WTFF) — A woman in Florida walked into an Oakland Park Taco Bell and ordered french fries. Tyler John posted a video to Facebook with the caption “Seriously this just happened. Have it your way?” This took place in the Taco Bell at 593 E Oakland Park Blvd, Oakland Park, FL 33334. »
Location: Broward
Category: VideosFlorida Tags: Fast Food, Florida Woman1 Comment
Videos

Niceville Woman Tells Cops She Smokes Meth to “Help Her Stay Awake”

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Niceville (WTFF) – A woman who was pulled over for a faulty tail light told officers that she smokes meth “occasionally” to “help her stay awake,” after they found paraphernalia. »
Location: Okaloosa
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Meth
Crime

Polk County Woman Gets a DUI on a Horse

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(WTFF) – A 53-year-old Polk City woman was arrested near Lakeland on charges of DUI and animal neglect. It was right around 1:30 pm on a Thursday afternoon in Polk County. »
Location: Polk
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Animal Abuse, DUI, Florida Woman, Horses3 Comments
Crime

Florida Woman Bites Husband for Changing Password

Brevard County woman bites husband after he changed their computer password at their Palm Bay home. (Photo: Brevard County Jail)
Palm Bay (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after she bit her husband for changing their computer password. Mary Jo King, who is supposedly only 53 (maybe in dog years), got into a verbal argument after her husband changed the password to their computer. »
Location: Brevard
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Domestic Abuse, Florida Woman
Crime

Palm Beach Woman Offers to Tap Dance During Sobriety Test

Honore DUI
Palm Beach (WTFF) – A woman in Palm Beach got a DUI after downing a bottle of white wine, driving her BMW, and offering to tap dance for the arresting officers. Honore Ryan is a 59-year-old Florida Woman. Last week, she finished off a bottle of white wine and hopped into her 2014 BMW. Being […] »
Location: Palm Beach
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, DUI, Florida Woman
Crime

Florida Woman Smacks Bouncer with Case of PBR at Country Music Bar

(WTFF) – A Gainesville woman was arrested Monday after using a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer to attack a nightclub bouncer. »
Location: Alachua
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Beer, Country Music, Fighting, Florida Woman
Crime

Drunk Florida Woman Pisses in Men’s Urinal at Miami Dolphins Game

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Someone captured this blonde creature in all her pissing glory and posted it for our enjoyment. »
Location: Miami-Dade
Category: VideosFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Florida Woman, NFL, Piss1 Comment
Videos

Florida Woman sets her Ex’s House on Fire, Stabs a Cop

Brittany Bonin
Hell hath no fury like a Florida Woman scorned… Meet Brittany Bonin of Edgewater, FL. On Saturday afternoon she was sitting around getting drunk and was suddenly compelled to action by some combination of jealousy, hurt, and drunkenness, mixed with the most dangerous thing of all: obsessive love. »
Location: Volusia
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Arson, Florida Woman, Knives, Love
Crime

Florida Woman Steals Cement Pavers, Threatens to Sue for Back Injury

Occupational hazards are no joke. »
Location: Pasco
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Stealing
Crime

Tallahassee Woman Chases a Sunday-Strolling Stranger with a Butcher Knife

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Most people spend their Sunday evenings relaxing and getting ready for the work week. Not Kandi Casey. »
Location: Leon
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Knives
Crime

Florida Mom Runs Over 15-year-old Price-Gouging Pot Dealer

Stephanie Stinson
A mom in Winter Haven wanted to smoke some weed. Now, in civilized places, this is no major feat. You simply go to the store and get some, just like people buy alcohol or tea or tomatoes. »
Location: Polk
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bad Parenting, Florida Woman, Marijuana
Crime
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