82-Year-Old Florida Woman Spits on Officer’s Face at Publix

Josette Jordan
When you think of grandmas going grocery shopping, it’s normal to imagine gentle women cutting out coupons and writing checks as they hold up the line. It’s normal to imagine mild-mannered sweetness emanating from them, disarming your frustration and making you smile at the slight inconvenience of being stuck behind them at the checkout lane. […] »

Florida Woman stabs her electrocuted boyfriend, tells cops a ‘black man with a mohawk’ did it

Christina Ann MacCornack and Christopher Thomas Jacobs
The lives of Florida Couples remain a mystery to many. They are reclusive creatures who only venture out late at night to party, and are rarely seen in broad daylight. Thanks to the blunders of an Avon Park duo, we have yet another narrative of what really happens inside these Florida Couple habitats. It all […] »

Florida Woman caught snorting cocaine in parent pick-up line

Christina Hester
  An officer caught a woman in a Lee County school parent pick-up line snorting cocaine off her iPhone. The report states the school resource officer at Lexington Middle School spotted Christina Hester, 39, through a second-floor window chopping a white substance on her phone. The officer said he saw Hester use a straw to […] »

Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman

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LEESBURG – Police on Wednesday arrested a woman who was apparently high on methamphetamine and running around naked in her neighbor’s yard. According to an arrest affidavit, police received a call that the woman, later identified as Mandy Deane Jones, 36, of Leesburg, was running around without clothes, had flagged down a passing SUV and […] »

Florida Woman arrested after flashing her father in an argument

Jamie Lynn Elmerick
STUART — A woman accused of exposing herself before arguing about mail got locked up on a breach of peace charge, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report. Jamie Lynn Elmerick, 26, was jailed following the July 10 incident in Stuart that “outraged and horrified” her father, the report states. Elmerick told investigators her […] »

Traffic stop leads to meth arrest in Silver Springs

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On Friday, June 30, 2017, MCSO Deputy Jason Hunt was leaving a call for service and observed defendant Tina AnnMarie Gilmour (DOB: 12/08/1988) turning north onto SE 170th Avenue Road from East Highway 40 in a red Ford pickup truck. Deputy Hunt had just issued Gilmour a Notice to Appear several days beforehand for Driving […] »

Florida Woman grabs deputy’s crotch, won’t let go

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CRESTVIEW – A woman who grabbed a deputy’s crotch and refused to let go was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and simple assault. The 35-year-old Crestview woman, whose house was too cluttered to allow officers to enter safely, also armed herself with a hammer before coming out of the house. Okaloosa County […] »

Florida Woman’s Gun Accidentally Fires, Shoots Mall at Millenia Shopper in Leg

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The Orlando Sentinel reports the shooting happened outside the Mall at Millenia on Saturday. Orlando police Lt. Robert Terrell says a handgun in a woman’s purse accidentally fired a bullet through her bag and hit the victim in the lower leg. This happened outside the mall, near the Macy’s department story. The victim/shooter was taken […] »

Naked Instagram Model Attacks an Officer in Clearwater

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Brissa Dominguez-Garcia, an Instagram model with over 70,000 followers, got kicked out of the Edge Hotel in Clearwater Wednesday night, after causing a disturbance. The night manager told her she was no longer welcome on the property, but instead of leaving she simply walked into another guest’s room, as revealed by security. When police officers […] »

Florida Woman Trusts a Stranger to Borrow Her Car along with Her 4-Year-Old Daughter

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At Santa Rosa Medical Center, Miranda McCoy let a stranger borrow her car along with her 4 year old daughter to get "a strawberry milkshake..." She trusted him because he was "like a gentleman, and very charming." The man never returned. Details are not yet provided, but the 4 year old girl, Alanda McCoy, was safely found that same afternoon, after a Florida Amber Alert was issued. »

Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs

Miranda Johns
A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs. Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal. According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns […] »

Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend

Apparently her boyfriend had been lying about how much money he was making, so this woman, Trisha Brower, shows up at the hamburger joint he works at and confronts him about the $145 difference. You see, rent was due and this live-in boyfriend of hers was holding out. After a little argument she starts walking out […] »