Lakewood Ranch (WTFF) – Two “Florida Mans” dropped off an injured alligator inside a Wawa store around 2:30 am on Friday. »
Florida Man Pair Dump a Gator into Wawa on Friday Night
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Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing a litany of charges after driving drunk. »
Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors
Westville (WTFF) – A Walton County man was arrested after allegedly screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting. »
Pasco Detective Loses Gun in Burger King Bathroom
New Port Richey (WTFF) – Deputies are searching for a missing gun that was accidentally left behind in a Burger King bathroom by a plainclothes detective. »
Florida Man writes on Facebook: “5 likes and I’ll go shoot up Disney and hang myself”
Cocoa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after vaguely threatening to shoot up Mickey’s paradise. »
Soon
Florida Man is you. You are also Florida Man. An arrest comes soon. »
Fear
Florida Man ain’t scared. yet he fears Florida Woman, as he should, really. »
Pasco County Man Shoots Dog for Pooping in House
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly shooting a dog after the pooch pooped in his house on Sunday evening. »
After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought
Hawthorne (WTFF) – A Florida Man has been arrested on methamphetamine charges. »
Naked Transplant Breaks into Mobile Home, Attacks Resident with Rake
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A transplant disrupted the trailer park on Kiowa Dr. when he nakedly ran into someone’s home and attacked them with a rake. »
Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. »
Old, Mean, Racist Florida Man Gets Arrested After Flight for Harassing Stewardess
North Fort Myers (WTFF) – Upon landing, a Florida man was arrested for reportedly harassing a flight attendant. »
Florida Man Brings Pet Monkey Along While Stealing a Vehicle, Gets Busted
Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida man driving a stolen vehicle around with his pet monkey was arrested. »
Florida Pair Lose 24 Guns During Home Invasion
Gainesville (WTFF) – Twenty-four new guns are on the street today, thanks to 77-year-old Lola Brady, 63-year-old Joe Caruso, and a couple of robbers. »
After calling him a flashy n*gger, Florida Man blows up neighbor’s car
South Daytona (WTFF) – A Florida Man was arrested after reportedly blowing up his neighbor’s car after calling the victim a “n*gger” and saying that he’s flashy. »
Two Florida Mans Evict Neighbors Using Acid Bombs
Baldwin Park (WTFF) – A pair of Florida Mans* got in big trouble after trying to evict some tenants by throwing two acid bombs at their apartment. »
“I’m Jesus Christ!” Proclaims Florida Man While Shooting at Bicyclist
Sarasota (WTFF) – A Floridian almost died after a Florida Man tried killing him with a shotgun. »
Florida Man Armed with Assault Hammer Gets Canned by Sheriff’s Deputy
Youngstown (WTFF) – A Florida man wielding a hammer was brought down by a veteran Bay County Sheriff’s deputy armed with canned goods. »
Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after inhaling an air duster and trying to drive away from police. »
The Hillsboroughy Doughboy
Our take on the Pillsbury Doughboy: the Tampa Bay version. »
Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool
Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »
Florida Man Flees from Car Crash, Crashes Twice Again, Cusses Out Good Samaritan Victims
Deltona (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after causing two more crashes after fleeing from a crash. »
Fapping Trampite Tells Cops he’s Captain Kirk
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Tampa Bay man caught masturbating at a bus stop reportedly told cops he was Captain Kirk. »
Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”
Paisley (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly attacking his roommate with pots, pans, Corningware and more at their home on W 2nd St, a dirt road. »
Florida Man Shoots Neighbor’s Dog, Asks for Advice on Reddit
The Internet (WTFF) – The user “MENSTRUAL_BLOODCLOT” posted a question to the “legaladvice” subreddit on Friday. »
Crystal Methvin Arrested With Meth Again
St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin and her Florida man counterpart were arrested after being found with methamphetamine. »
Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”
Mount Dora (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Thursday after reportedly tossing spaghetti on his mom and shoving her through a wall. »
Florida man takes a test drive, pulls gun on salesman, picks up buddy, runs car into palm tree
George Olson, 25, left, and Robert Gajate, 30, were arrested on May 24, 2018, after Pinellas County deputies say they carjacked a vehicle during a test drive at Crown Mitsubishi in St. Petersburg and crashed in Madeira Beach, reports the Tampa Bay Times. »
Deland Man Tries Hiding from Cops in Lily Pads
Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake. »
Drunk Umatilla Man Shoves his Mom
Umatilla (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida man was arrested after allegedly shoving his mother. »
Tampa Bay Man Breaks into 13 Cars while Wearing Ankle Bracelet
Gulfport (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after being accused of breaking into 13 cars in a one-block radius. »
Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly yelling at people and challenging them to a fight at a Chili’s Bar & Grill on Saturday night. »
Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”
St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” »
Florida Man Breaks into Jewelry Store, Bleeds on Everything
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida man got arrested after allegedly breaking into a jewelry store, accidentally cutting himself during the heist, and bleeding all over the store. »
Copious Amounts of Alcohol
Florida Man Arrested after Telling Playground Kids the Truth About Where Babies Come From
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man allegedly climbed onto a playground Sunday and told some kids the truth about where babies come from. »
Florida Man Randomly Punches Shoppers at Lucky’s Market
Tallahassee (WTFF) – Police are looking for a feral Florida Man who was seen on video attacking shoppers at Lucky’s Market. »
69-Year-Old Florida Man Steals a Purse at Church
Clermont (WTFF) – An elderly Florida man reportedly stole a purse at church. »
Deland Man Steals a 4 Wheeler, Goes Joyriding With Friends
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly stealing a 4 wheeler. »
Naked Florida Man Carrying Cooking Oil Tazed by Deputy
Gulf Breeze (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was tazed and arrested after being spotted in a neighborhood Thursday evening. »
