Florida Man rescued after losing control of the swan-shaped boat he stole

An Orlando man was rescued after he stole a swan boat at Lake Eola, lost control of it, and then got stuck on the fountain. (orlandoweekly.com) UPDATE: Apparently he took a bunch of Ecstasy (MDMA) and said that “wanted to go be with the swans because they don’t judge him.” That actually makes sense actually. clickorlando.com has more […] »