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6-Year-Old Arrested for Tantrum
Orlando (WTFF) – A school resource officer handcuffed and arrested a 6-year-old girl for reportedly kicking someone during a tantrum. »
Sir Gus
Pinky the Flamingo’s Attacker Hit and Killed by Truck
Orlando (WTFF) – The Florida man who attacked Pinky the flamingo in 2016 was hit and killed by a truck while crossing the street. »
2019 Orlando Trump Rally Aftermath
Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone
Florida (WTFF) – Hepatitis A activity continues to increase in the state of Florida, according to recently published data. »
Holiday Road
Spotted in Orlando, Florida on Research Pkwy. »
Cody Gribble Taps a Gator’s Tail at Arnold Palmer Invitational
Orlando (WTFF) – Golfer Cory Gribble walked up to an alligator during his first round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational and tapped it on the tail. »
Florida Man Throws Molotov Cocktails at His Own Car After Releasing it From Impound
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly throwing Molotov cocktails at his own car inside an impound lot. »
Florida Man Runs From Cops, Drowns in Retention Pond
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is dead after being chased into a retention pond by cops. »
Bad Review Leads to a Drive-By Shooting
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly shooting up the home of someone who left a bad review about the restaurant that his roommate’s mother owns. »
‘You’re treating me like a f*cking black person!’: Florida man to cops
Orlando (WTFF) – A white Republican doctor from Florida came to an airport with a baggie of weed and complained that he was being “treated like a black person” while being arrested. »
Two Florida Mans Evict Neighbors Using Acid Bombs
Baldwin Park (WTFF) – A pair of Florida Mans* got in big trouble after trying to evict some tenants by throwing two acid bombs at their apartment. »
Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool
Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »
After Crashing his Car, Florida Man Asks Trooper if He Can Get More Meth
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after asking a Florida Highway Patrol trooper if he could run off and get more meth after crashing his vehicle. »
Florida Man Kicks Swans in the Head for ‘Karate Practice’
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly kicking swans at Lake Eola park for “karate practice.” »
Florida Man Thinks Wife is Intruder, Shoots Her Twice
Winter Garden (WTFF) – A Florida man accidentally shot his wife because he thought she was an intruder, say Winter Garden police. »
Crime in Apopka
Floridian Stands His Ground Against Attempted Carjacker at Texas Fried Chicken
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man was fatally shot while trying to carjack a Floridian who had a concealed weapons permit, deputies say. »
Disney World Assholder
Hammer-Wielding Driver Gets Shot in Leg
Orlando (WTFF) – A man who got out of his car with a hammer was shot in the leg Sunday evening, according to police. »
Florida Man Applies to a Job
Actual email to HR reading: “My name is ##### and I applied for ##### and was wondering if me smoking cocaine will effect my application. Thank you” Notice the incorrect use of “effect” rather than “affect,” proving that it’s really Florida Man. »
Another Florida Man Hit by a Train
Orlando (WTFF) – A 43-year-old Florida man was seriously injured after being hit by a CSX train Monday morning. »
BMXing Florida Man with SS Tattoo Busted with Weed, Meth, and a 3 Dollar Bill
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies found narcotics and a little weed on him. »
High School Teacher Arrested Downtown with Meth, Weed, Hash, and a Yuengling
Orlando (WTFF) – A man was arrested for walking around downtown with an open beer, a blunt, a vape pen with hash, and some meth, allegedly. »
Tampa Bay Man made plans to kidnap Lana Del Rey
Orlando Police foiled Florida Man’s plan to kidnap Lana Del Ray from the Amway Center. »
Naked Florida Man Masturbates at Apartment Community Center, Rides Exercise Bike
Orlando (WTFF) – Eyewitness reports of the “same naked guy” led to an arrest when video evidence caught a Florida man working out in his apartment complex naked. »
Jesus Car
Taken on International Drive in Orlando, FL, right near Sea World. flickr.com/photos/lordtrilink »
Florida Man Internet Troll will Fight Tara LaRosa to Prove that “Women Can’t Fight”
UPDATE: The fight was cancelled because police showed up and said it can’t take place. Or it was all just a big ruse. Who knows anymore. Here’s the link to the video update. — It all started with an internet post. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Florida Man Breaks into Home and Masturbates in Nursery Closet
Orlando (WTFF) – A man was caught masturbating in a nursery room closet while the mom was getting her 3-month-old daughter ready for daycare, according to deputies. The woman called 911 after she said there was a stranger masturbating in her child’s nursery closet. »
Florida Man Tries to Board a Plane with Gun and Ammo
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man tried boarding an airplane at Orlando International Airport with a gun and ammunition, causing even more backups at checkpoints during the post-Christmas traveling madness. »
Florida Man rescued after losing control of the swan-shaped boat he stole
An Orlando man was rescued after he stole a swan boat at Lake Eola, lost control of it, and then got stuck on the fountain. (orlandoweekly.com) UPDATE: Apparently he took a bunch of Ecstasy (MDMA) and said that “wanted to go be with the swans because they don’t judge him.” That actually makes sense actually. clickorlando.com has more […] »
Light Lunch
At an Orlando resort where a mom and dad sat on beach chairs and chatted while their two little darlings waded around knee-deep in a pond posted for gators. »
Amazon Accidentally Ships 65 Pounds of Marijuana to Florida Couple
A couple in Orlando ordered some plastic garbage totes from Amazon, and when the shipment arrived it contained 65 pounds of marijuana inside. »
Coked-Out Florida Man Smacks a Police Horse’s Ass in Downtown Orlando
Casey Martin Waldner is a 29-year-old Florida Man who lives in Pace, a small town in the Panhandle near Pensacola. According to clickorlando.com, this particular Florida Man came from San Diego, California originally. Florida Man is rarely ever from Florida. Since California is basically the other Florida, we can expect his behavior to be equally […] »
Florida Burglar learned his skills from Naruto
25-year-old Christopher Zahyeer Atkins of Altamonte Springs was arrested for burglary up in Atlanta on Monday. When police questioned him, he said that Naruto was teaching him how to be a ninja and how to break into places. He tried using his manga-learned skills to lift a rear door, but was unsuccessful. »
Florida Man Tells Airport Worker to Check his Bag “Before it Explodes”
ORLANDO, Fla. – Officers responded to a “verbal face-to-face bomb threat” Thursday evening at the Orlando International Airport, Orlando police said in a news release. The release said Fred Gray told an employee that he needed to “get this bag checked in before it explodes.” Officers separated Gray from his bag and called for K-9 units, […] »
Day care worker in wheelchair allegedly caught raping baby in Orlando Chick-fil-A bathroom
ORLANDO, Fla. – A 35-year-old wheelchair-bound Orlando man was arrested and charged with numerous counts after a customer at a Chick-fil-A allegedly caught him raping a baby girl in the restaurant’s bathroom, police said. The witness told police that he went to the restroom and while he was at the urinal, saw something questionable in […] »
Boy, 5, fatally shoots himself in day care parking lot
ORLANDO, Fla. – A 5-year-old boy fatally shot himself while in a vehicle in a parking lot across the street from Florida Hospital East, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said. The shooting happened just before 4 p.m. in the parking lot of the Neighborhood Kid Academy day care in the 200 block of Neighborhood Market […] »
