County: Duval
Jacked Up Mustang in Jacksonville
Racist Redneck Bumper Stickers on Pickup Truck
This abomination was spotted in Jacksonville, Florida. Source: Reddit »
“Agent of God” Visits Beach Holding Large Rattlesnake
Jacksonville Beach (WTFF) – A homeless Florida man claiming to be “an agent of God” was found taking a stroll on the beach with a large rattlesnake. »
Jet Ski Motorcycle
A Florida Man was caught on camera driving a jet ski on Normandy Boulevard in Jacksonville on Tuesday. »
Florida Woman tries impressing her dog with a magic trick
Just press play… »
Florida Man Rides a Motorcycle
A barefoot Floridian was caught chillin’, riding down 95 on his motorcycle. »
Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man carried a gator tucked under his arm while going on a beer run. »
WJXT4 – ICE
Tied Up
Florida man calling himself ‘The Beast’ gouges eyes of armed home intruder
Jacksonville (WFLA/CNN) – A Florida man is calling himself “The Beast” after fighting back against a home intruder and taking gruesome action to keep him subdued until police showed up. »
All Redneck Electric
Florida Man Claims McDonald’s Worker Put a Tide Pod in his Drink
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man’s claim that his McDonald’s drink was spiked with a Tide Pod went somewhat viral. »
School Fight Turns into Brawl, Trespassers Join, Florida Woman Shows Up With a Gun
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A fight broke out between two people in the gym of Ribault High School, leading to a massive brawl as trespassers joined the fight. »
Native Floridian Moving Out!
Spotted in Jacksonville by a Florida man. »
Duval School Puts Sexually Explicit Question in Homework
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian found an inappropriate question in his daughter’s homework. Duval county school officials have blamed it on “another teacher in the district.” »
Gator Chills on 295 in Jacksonville
Jacksonville (WTFF) – An alligator crawled out of its swamp to hang out on the shoulder of I-295 near the exit to J. Turner Butler Boulevard. »
Florida Man Narrates Rattlesnake Discovery as Florida Woman Films
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida Woman filmed a six-foot-long rattlesnake in portrait mode as a nearby Florida Man narrated. Here is the video: »
‘Suspicious package’ causing evacuations turned out to be a sex toy
Jacksonville (WTFF) – Residents who evacuated their condo because of a suspicious package were relieved and pleasured to find out that it was only a dildo resting firmly inside. »
Floridian Stands His Ground Against Armed Burglars in Jacksonville
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian was able to defend himself during an armed home invasion by pulling out his own guns and shooting at the intruders. “They messed with the wrong house,” said the homeowner to Action News Jax, wearing a menacing eye patch and all black attire. The two men put a gun to his […] »
Jacksonville man hides a camera in a loofah, tells cops: “I’m an old dirty man”
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A man was arrested after allegedly hiding a a tiny camera in a shower loofah. »
Missing Honda Odyssey
What kind of work, exactly? »
Cigarette Smoking Florida Woman Blows Up Trailer while Sharing Oxygen with her Dog
Jackonsville (WTFF) – A woman accidentally set her home on fire and killed her 13-year-old Chihuahua. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Jacksonville Woman Plows Her Car into Winn-Dixie
A car rolled into a Jacksonville Winn-Dixie on Wednesday morning, off New Berlin Road in Oceanway. News4jax.com reports that the driver is believed to be a woman in her 60s or 70s. She was taken to the hospital, and might have a medical issue. »
Florida Man hires pilot to drag a “Boycott Jags, NFL” banner above EverBank Field
A Green Cove Springs man took a stand against freedom of speech by exercising his 1st Amendment rights on Sunday. »
Pro-Trump UNF Freshmen Act like Monkeys to Mock Black Students
North Florida is mostly known for shootouts, meth, and inbreeding. Positive traits such as social science, compassion, and intelligence are hardly ever found there. North Florida is also known for its rampant racism, because the further north you go here, the deeper in the south you are. So, when two freshmen students at UNF berated […] »
Jacksonville Woman Fights Prostitution in her Neighborhood with a Sign
“We find condoms sometimes when we get up in the middle of the night or the morning,” Jacksonville woman Margaret Gregory tells Action News Jax. With one simple sign, she hopes to end the Durkeeville neighborhood’s prostitution problem… »
Florida Man Gives Up Trying to Teach Middle Schoolers in Jacksonville
A Duval County teacher is suspended without pay after students allegedly flashed their breasts and twerked in his classroom. »
Jacksonville Man Punches a 66-Year-Old Woman in the Face
On Monday, September 11, 2017 an unknown male suspect became involved in a physical altercation with a 66 year old female victim at Texaco located at 7148 Philips Highway. The suspect punched the victim in the face and she fell to the ground. The victim sustained a serious head injury and is now in critical […] »
Jacksonville Man Bellyflops into Pool of Mayonnaise
Meanwhile at a Jacksonville Jaguars game… »
Two Jacksonville Men Steal a Power Pole with an SUV
Two men were arrested in Jacksonville for trying to steal a power utility pole after Hurricane Irma. »
Florida Man seeks threesome to ‘ride out the hericane’
Just in case you’re interested, here’s the original link: https://keys.craigslist.org/m4w/d/do-you-need-place-to-ride-out/6296305618.html do you need a place to ride out storm (jacksonville) hello ladys single man here looking for any single women needing a place to stay in Jacksonville to ride out the hericane i live alone but hate to sleep alone its more fun to cuddle […] »
For the first time in Florida, a white person is set to be executed for killing a black person
The 53-year-old man is expected to die by lethal injection. The planned execution is Florida’s first since the U.S. Supreme Court halted the practice in the state more than 18 months ago. »
One donkey killed, one injured in suspected coyote attack off Beach Blvd.
A Southside Jacksonville man says a pack of coyotes attacked two of his donkeys on Friday. Donald Hart says this is a coyote injured one of the donkeys so badly, it had to be put down. The other donkey was also badly injured and is still roaming around scared. They want to capture her and […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Please Don’t “Barrel” Through Our Job Site
Spotted in Jacksonville, FL at Butler Blvd. »
Jaxon Social tried to cover up health inspector’s notice with handwritten sign
Inspectors forced the restaurant to close on July 18 when they found 23 live roaches and 35 dead roaches in the kitchen. »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Jacksonville Man Sits on Gun, Shoots Self in Penis
38-year-old says gun was in driver's seat of car when he sat on it »
