St. Lucie County (WTFF) – An RV driving in the wrong lane on Okeechobee Road crashed into two teenage girls, killing them both. »
98-Year-Old Michigan Man Kills 2 Teens in Wrong-Way RV Accident
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Florida news.
Florida Boy Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine
Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida Boy named Mason crawled inside of a claw crane arcade game because he wanted a stuffed animal. Predictably, he got stuck inside. »
1-800-Ask-Gary arrested for drunk driving
Manatee County (WTFF) – Gary Kompothecras was arrested on DUI charges early Thursday morning. »
Florida fan beat up girlfriend for dissing Tom Brady: cops
Meet “Florida Fan,” a devolved version of Florida Man. »
Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test
Cape Coral (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to prove his sobriety to a cop by doing a cartwheel. He failed. The cop’s body cam caught the whole thing on video. »
Florida Woman Breaks into Home, Takes a Bath
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after allegedly breaking into someone’s home, poking around their stuff, and then taking a bath. »
Drunk Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend over Super Bowl Argument
Ponte Vedra Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after injuring her boyfriend during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl. »
Florida Man convinces Florida Woman to Hide Cocaine up her Cooter in a Cop Car
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – Florida Man convinced his wife to conceal a plastic baggie of cocaine up her vagina while they were both sitting in the back of a cop car. »
Magistrate Lets Mount Dora Fine ‘Starry Night’ Home $100 Daily, Indefinitely
Mount Dora (WTFF) – The “Starry Night” mural painted on a home in artsy Mount Dora is further under attack by the city. »
Elementary Students Almost Die after Resource Officer Loses Her Gun
Written by: Huffmeister Schnitzelberger A resource officer at Elliot Point Elementary School stupidly left her deadly gun in the bathroom. »
School Officer Makes Innocent Mistake, Liberals Freak Out About a Forgotten Gun
Written by: Irvine Bernard Wyatt Liberals are always looking for a way to take away our guns. This incident will add more ammo to their attack on our Second Amendment rights. »
School Resource Officer Leaves Her Gun in the Bathroom
Okaloosa County (WTFF) – An elementary school resource officer accidentally left her service weapon in a faculty bathroom. »
Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity
Monroe County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after he slashed another man with a machete over an argument that started over an unplugged power cord. »
‘Bored’ Florida Man Breaks into Funeral Home and Steals Things
Hernando County (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to steal a vat of formaldehyde, makeup, nail polish, soap, and other things from a funeral home in Spring Hill. »
Tampa Bay Man made plans to kidnap Lana Del Rey
Orlando Police foiled Florida Man’s plan to kidnap Lana Del Ray from the Amway Center. »
7-Eleven Clerk Fights off a Florida Man trying to Rob the Store
Lehigh Acres (WTFF) – A brave Floridian put a would-be robber in a chokehold, causing him to run away. »
Couple convince kid he has terminal brain cancer to collect donations
Okaloosa County (WTFF) – An investigation revealed that a Florida couple convinced a healthy 13-year-old boy that he was going to die of brain cancer in order to scam people out of donation money. »
South Florida Man Stabs Two Publix Employees Over a Caesar Salad
“They shouldn’t have gotten involved over a salad,” said a South Florida man in court. »
Naked Florida Man Masturbates at Apartment Community Center, Rides Exercise Bike
Orlando (WTFF) – Eyewitness reports of the “same naked guy” led to an arrest when video evidence caught a Florida man working out in his apartment complex naked. »
Man gets cut off in traffic and cuts the driver with a machete
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A North Carolina native slashed another man with a machete after they got involved in a road rage incident. »
Loaded Grenade Launcher Donated to Goodwill
Manatee County (WTFF) – Someone dropped off a loaded grenade launcher with a live grenade at a Goodwill drop-off, which ended up in a Goodwill in Sarasota. »
North Florida Man Tries to Steal Two Airplanes, Crashes Fuel Truck
Tampa (WTFF) – A man from Panama City Beach tried stealing two planes from the Peter O. Knight Airport in Tampa, but ended up crashing a fuel truck into a hangar and getting arrested. »
White Springs Man Calls Flight Attendant a “N*gger B*tch, Slave,” Makes Death Threats on Newark Flight
A Florida man drinking bourbon and taking Xanax on a flight from Newark called a flight attendant a “n*gger bitch” and a slave several times, and threatened to kill her. »
Florida Man Breaks into Garage and Makes Coffee
Treasure Island (WTFF) – A man was arrested after breaking into a stranger’s garage and using his coffee maker to make coffee. »
Florida Boy Beats Teacher; Social Media Upset over his Arrest
Miami (WTFF) Some little 7-year-old shit beat up his teacher at school. He punched her, kicked her, and when they fell to the ground he grabbed her hair and pulled. He did this because she told him to stop playing with his food. »
Tampa Bay Man Stabs Sister, Flees to Mexico, Ends up in Georgia
Dunedin (WTFF) – A Florida man who allegedly stabbed his sister to death was arrested in Georgia after trying to escape to Mexico in her stolen car. »
Florida Boy who reported classmate to ICE ends up far left and far right websites
Gainesville (WTFF) – Cory Carnley, the high school student who bragged on Reddit about trying to get an undocumented classmate deported, was kicked out of school, supposedly. »
Florida Man Beats Armless, Legless Girlfriend; Takes her to Walmart to be Rescued
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A 6-foot-9 man beat his armless, legless girlfriend on Sunday and pushed her wheelchair through a Walmart because he wanted to confess. »
People are shocked that Florida was ranked ‘worst state in nation’
The only WTF element is that people are shocked. This isn’t even news if you’ve been following our site. But it’s good click-bait. So all the big shot news sites are running articles on it… suppose we should too. »
Florida’s Number One for Head Injuries
According to Stat News, the most common physical injury diagnosis in Florida, as documented in health insurance claims, are head injuries. That explains a lot. It explains the butthurt Facebook comments full of typos and atrocious grammar that manifest every time we troll the Florida Mans and Florida Womans of the state. Head injuries. That’s […] »
Old man tourist has a heart attack after getting buried in sand
St. Johns County (WTFF) – Some old guy was rescued from Crescent Beach after getting buried in the sand and having a heart attack. »
New bill would let ‘bullied’ students escape to private schools via tax money
The Senate approved a proposed bill that would allow tax dollars to help students who are being “bullied” in public school transfer to private schools. »
Winn-Dixie Liquor Clerk Tries to Scam Lottery Winner out of $600 Ticket
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A cashier tried to keep a winning lottery ticket turned in by a customer who turned out to be an undercover agent. »
Florida Man who threatened Obama gets 4 more years in prison for threatening Trump
Florida Man Richard Jeremy Ware was sentenced to prison for five years because he threatened to kill President Obama while he was in office. »
Florida Man Shoots his Neighbor Because their Dogs Were Fighting
Fort McCoy (WTFF) – A man is facing attempted homicide charges after shooting his neighbor during an argument about their dogs, reportedly. »
Florida Man Steals $1,000 worth of Video Games in Armed Robbery
Boca Raton (WTFF) – A repeat offender thief was arrested after stealing $1,000 worth of video games from a GameStop at gunpoint. »
Patriots Fan Barricades Himself in Hospital Room to Watch Jaguars Lose
Port Charlotte (WTFF) – A man was arrested and charged with trespassing after refusing to leave his hospital room after being discharged from Bayfront Health in Port Charlotte, FL. »
Paul Mango is Running for President of Palm Chase Condos
Boynton Beach (WTFF) – Paul Mango is trying to “make a difference” at Palm Chase Condominiums by running for President. Not to be confused with the Paul Mango running for Governor of PA, this Paul Mango is actually important. »
Clearwater Man Shoves Exotic Fish Down Pants to Steal from Pet Shop
Clearwater (WTFF) – A man was caught on camera stuffing a bag of exotic fish down his pants as he stole them from a pet shop. »
Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Girlfriend with Fried Chicken
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A man allegedly threw a piece of fried chicken at his girlfriend, causing an arrest for domestic battery. »
