Category: Crime

Coked-Out Florida Man Smacks a Police Horse’s Ass in Downtown Orlando

Casey Martin Waldner is a 29-year-old Florida Man who lives in Pace, a small town in the Panhandle near Pensacola. According to clickorlando.com, this particular Florida Man came from San Diego, California originally. Florida Man is rarely ever from Florida. Since California is basically the other Florida, we can expect his behavior to be equally […] »

Florida Woman sets her Ex’s House on Fire, Stabs a Cop

Hell hath no fury like a Florida Woman scorned… Meet Brittany Bonin of Edgewater, FL. On Saturday afternoon she was sitting around getting drunk and was suddenly compelled to action by some combination of jealousy, hurt, and drunkenness, mixed with the most dangerous thing of all: obsessive love. »

Florida Woman Steals Cement Pavers, Threatens to Sue for Back Injury

Occupational hazards are no joke. »

Florida Keys Man Steals a Bulldozer, Leaves Behind Beers and Wallet

It’s Wednesday night and Big Pine Key man Mark Moses is drunk. This is, after all, the Florida Keys. He stumbled his way over to a bulldozer company and gets a bright idea… Moses somehow managed to steal one of the bulldozer and take it for a joy ride. After he got bored with that, […] »

Tallahassee Woman Chases a Sunday-Strolling Stranger with a Butcher Knife

Most people spend their Sunday evenings relaxing and getting ready for the work week. Not Kandi Casey. »

Panama City Police Called on Sisters Arguing about Toilet Paper

Last week, deputies were called to a home on Cluster Road over a verbal disturbance. They arrived and spoke to a man and his two sisters. The girls had been fighting about the correct method of mounting the toilet paper. One said over, the other said under. The disagreement become loud, and disturbed the neighbors […] »

Florida Mom Runs Over 15-year-old Price-Gouging Pot Dealer

A mom in Winter Haven wanted to smoke some weed. Now, in civilized places, this is no major feat. You simply go to the store and get some, just like people buy alcohol or tea or tomatoes. »

Cadet Steals his Dad’s Police Car, Pulls Over Ex and her New Boyfriend

Christopher Combs is a real “son of a cop.” He’s 22 years old, lives in Boynton Beach, and works as a cadet in the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office… the same office his daddy works at as a lieutenant. On Saturday, around midnight, Christopher and two of his buddies were driving in a pickup truck […] »

Bushnell Hotel Owner Crawls into Guest’s Room

Imagine you book a hotel in Bushnell. Ignore the obvious logical fallacy here, we know that nobody in their right mind would ever want to spend the night in Sumter County, but that’s beyond the scope of this article. It’s 3 in the morning, and you wake up to a strange noise. »

Jupiter man who went “Guat Hunting” claims “Stand Your Ground”

Back in 2015 a group of three men from Jupiter, FL, went out “Guat hunting” and beat 18-year-old Guatemalan Onesimo Marcelino Lopez-Ramo to death. »

Florida Man Beats Girlfriend’s Toddler, Pawns Her Stuff While She’s at the Hospital with Dying Son

David Earl Vickers, age 31, from Holmes Beach, FL, has been charged with second-degree murder and aggravated child abuse after killing his ex-girlfriend’s 17-month-old son. »

Fake DEA Agent Handcuffs Prostitute at Gunpoint, Lets Her Escape to Buy Drugs

Trampites are well-known for their wild sexual escapades. Handcuffs are entry-level freaky, and throughout the Tampa Bay area, light bondage is basically as mild as missionary position. Martin P. Smith is a 42-year-old Trampite from St. Petersburg. He predictably got the urge to handcuff a hooker, and drove to the Motel 6 in Sugarloaf Township, […] »

Florida Man Starts Fire at Spyglass Apartments to “Quiet the Demons”

Residents at Spyglass Apartments in Gainesville got some excitement Wednesday afternoon, when Alex Doane was arrested for arson. He lives there in the student housing with his roommate. Since Florida’s full of undiagnosed and untreated schizophrenics, it’s only a matter of time before something really crazy happens. »

“The customer is always right!” yells Florida Woman, throwing Hot Cheese at 7-Eleven Clerk

It was about 2 in the morning in Melbourne, FL. Stephanie L. Hicks, 31, had the munchies, and pulled into the 7-Eleven at 1262 Aurora Road. »

North Florida Dad Leaves Child in Hot Car at Hardee’s, says, “What’s the big deal?”

The Florida sun is a double-edged sword. On the bright side, our winters are amazing. On the even brighter side, it can literally kill you. »

Jacksonville Woman Fights Prostitution in her Neighborhood with a Sign

“We find condoms sometimes when we get up in the middle of the night or the morning,” Jacksonville woman Margaret Gregory tells Action News Jax. With one simple sign, she hopes to end the Durkeeville neighborhood’s prostitution problem… »

Florida Man Uses Cattle Prod to Rob a Fort Pierce Gas Station

Who says Floridians aren’t creative? Here’s a 21-year-old Fort Pierce man who was caught on video using a cattle prod to rob a Citgo gas station. He probably lost his gun and needed more meth, so he used his farming skills to become Florida Man and make some quick cash. »

Naked Florida Woman Walks into Neighbor’s House and Eats her Pineapples

Floridians know that everything is better when done naked, so when 63-year-old St. Augustine woman Mary Hamilton stripped down and took a walk on a Wednesday afternoon, she was still far from earning the Florida Woman title. This is normal here… but the story does progress… »

Florida teens arrested for stabbing a boy in the face with a chicken bone

OKALOOSA COUNTY, Fla. (WEAR) — Two teens being detained at the Department of Juvenile Justice were arrested for a violent attack on a fellow detainee. The victim told investigators he was stabbed in the face with a chicken bone while being attacked by 15-year-olds Dakota James Davis and John Horak III. »

Florida Man Masturbates at Panera Bread

PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested Thursday, months after he was seen masturbating at a Panera Bread in Pembroke Pines, authorities said. Anthony Walker, 49, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge. »

Teen accused of raping neighbor, offering yardwork to make amends

BOYNTON BEACH – An 18-year-old suburban Boynton Beach man is being held at the Palm Beach County Jail without bond after he allegedly raped his neighbor, according to an arrest report. After the assault, Timothy Adam Walding asked the woman if he could make it up to her by doing yardwork, the sheriff’s office report […] »

Lady Lake Man Drowned Toddler Because Wife was Divorcing Him

The Lady Lake man accused of drowning his 18-month-old daughter on Monday told his wife that he killed their child because she was divorcing him, according to an arrest affidavit. Lake County deputies went to Jeremy Main’s home on Redbud Road in Lady Lake on Monday morning and found the toddler dead in the bathtub. […] »

Drunk Florida Man Crashes Car, Abandons Three Kids Inside to Escape on Foot

EDGEWATER, Fla. – A man allegedly involved in a hit-and-run crash in New Smyrna Beach was arrested in Edgewater Tuesday after police say he abandoned his vehicle, and the three young children inside, and fled on foot. Mark Hackstie, 39, is facing numerous charges in connection with the incident, which started with a crash in […] »

Pinellas Park man Googled ‘how to rob a bank’ then robbed a bank

PINELLAS PARK — Sheriff’s deputies on Monday arrested a man accused of robbing a bank near Largo last week, then using the money on utilities, rent and a drug binge. According to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, William Joe Johnson, 26, on Thursdaystole an undisclosed amount of money from Achieva Credit Union at 10125 Ulmerton […] »

Pasco County Man Beats Alleged Child Molester

HUDSON (FOX 13) – A man being beaten in a fast food parking lot had just been caught molesting a young girl, Pasco County deputies say. It was just before midnight Monday when deputies were called to the McDonald’s on State Road 52 in Hudson. They had been told that a younger man was beating […] »

Florida Man Says Hidden Cameras in His Airbnb Were for Sex Parties, Not Spying

There’s a seemingly infinite well of horror stories about Airbnb hosts returning home to find their houses robbed, trashed, or turned into impromptu brothels. But it turns out things can get pretty weird for Airbnb guests, too. An Indiana couple on vacation in Florida was horrified earlier this week when they discovered a hidden camera […] »

Florida Man shouts “I am God” and punches a cop in the head

A Melbourne man was taken into custody early Sunday after police say he punched a Melbourne police officer in the side of the head. Police arrived at Radnor Drive and Central Boulevard in Melbourne around 10:30 p.m. Saturday and saw 19-year-old Jacob Bortz running around, flailing and shouting a female’s name in the street, according […] »

Florida Burglar learned his skills from Naruto

25-year-old Christopher Zahyeer Atkins of Altamonte Springs was arrested for burglary up in Atlanta on Monday. When police questioned him, he said that Naruto was teaching him how to be a ninja and how to break into places. He tried using his manga-learned skills to lift a rear door, but was unsuccessful. »

Clermont Man gets caught fapping to porn in car dealership waiting room

Brian Patrick Davis, 47, of Clermont, was arrested Saturday and charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs. The incident happened at the Reed Nissan dealership on Hwy 50, just before 10 a.m. »

Florida Man Shoots his Gun after getting Tackled for Starting Bar Fight

An early Sunday bar fight led to shots fired inside Tracy’s Lounge on Wickham Road when a verbal altercation between two males escalated, according to police. Andre Mouton of Melbourne was taken into custody around 2 a.m. Sunday on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, breach of peace with […] »

Florida Man sprays people with fire extinguisher at Lawrence hotel

Police arrested a feral Florida Man this weekend after a disturbance involving a fire extinguisher at a Lawrence hotel. Police were called about 10:50 p.m. Saturday to the DoubleTree, 200 McDonald Drive, where a man “armed with a fire extinguisher” was spraying people with it, Lawrence police Officer Derrick Smith said, in an email. The […] »

Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorts a line

The Miami Dolphins are aware of an internet video that apparently shows offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting an unknown powdery substance while at work at some point in his NFL career. »

Drug Induced Hallucinations Compel Florida Couple to Call Police

JUPITER FARMS – A woman called 911 Monday afternoon. Three men were on her Jupiter Farms driveway, she told a dispatcher. One had a rifle. Another was trying to enter the home. What Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office authorities first thought was a home invasion turned out to be that woman’s cocaine- and Xanax-fueled hallucination, […] »

Two Florida Moms Overdose on Heroin with their Newborn Babies in Car

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Two women are facing child neglect charges after Boynton Beach police found them overdosed on heroin with their two infant children in the car, according to a police spokeswoman. »

Leesburg Woman says ‘Jesus commanded’ her to tailgate deputy

LEESBURG, Fla. – A Leesburg woman was arrested Thursday after she tailgated a deputy, then told him that “Jesus commanded” her to do so, officials with the Lake County Sheriff’s Office said. A Lake County deputy was driving his patrol car when he noticed a beige Volkswagen within inches of his bumper, according to the […] »

Florida Man Tells Airport Worker to Check his Bag “Before it Explodes”

ORLANDO, Fla. – Officers responded to a “verbal face-to-face bomb threat” Thursday evening at the Orlando International Airport, Orlando police said in a news release. The release said Fred Gray told an employee that he needed to “get this bag checked in before it explodes.” Officers separated Gray from his bag and called for K-9 units, […] »

Day care worker in wheelchair allegedly caught raping baby in Orlando Chick-fil-A bathroom

ORLANDO, Fla. – A 35-year-old wheelchair-bound Orlando man was arrested and charged with numerous counts after a customer at a Chick-fil-A allegedly caught him raping a baby girl in the restaurant’s bathroom, police said. The witness told police that he went to the restroom and while he was at the urinal, saw something questionable in […] »

Florida Teen Steals a Police Car and Pulls People Over to Impress His Girlfriend

MARION COUNTY, Fla. (CBS12) — A teen in central Florida is accused of impersonating a sheriff’s deputy by stealing his uniform and patrol car, all to impress his girlfriend. The Marion County Sheriff’s Office arrested 18-year-old Isael Ibrain Lima. »

Tampa Bay Man Tries Paying for Coffee with Prescription Muscle Relaxants

A Pinellas Park Dunkin’ Donuts got a curious barter offer from 30-year-old Richard Bourque late Monday evening. Like most Trampites, copious amounts of chemicals were probably eating away at his enthusiasm and causing drowsiness. He strolled into the Dunkin’ Donuts and ordered a coffee to combat lethargy. »

Arrest Made After Hurricane Irma Threesome Turned Deadly

A South Florida man who invited two other men over to have sex with him as Hurricane Irma pummeled the state, was killed by one of them, police said. »