Crime Archives - Page 15 of 16

Stolen Bacon Leads to an Altercation in Waffle House

Nothing sane ever happens in a Waffle House, it’s basically just a place where people go to sober up via carbs. Nothing proper ever happens in North Florida, it’s basically just lower Alabama. So, when you combine these two forces, they reverse polarity and create something amazing… Take for instance, this drunk 28-year-old man in […] »

Florida Man scams women by pretending to have cancer; pulls gun on reporter

Sometimes good things happen in Florida. Cute headlines make national news against the torrent of derelicts that toply rank our Florida Man articles. These good headlines are not always what they seem. Take for instance: “Florida Man With Terminal Cancer Fulfills Dying Wish, Marries a Long Lost Love After Reconnecting on Facebook…” Sounds great, eh? […] »

Altamonte couple arrested for stealing downed power lines

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As reported by Action News Jax: A Florida man and woman were arrested for stealing downed power lines after Hurricane Irma, according to officials. »

DeLand Man, 70, arrested after machete fight in bank parking lot

Now here’s something you hardly ever see outside of South Florida… »

Prisoner Jumps out of Bus Trying to Escape and Dies

A prisoner transport bus was traveling down the Turnpike in Lake Worth Monday afternoon. The passengers had evacuated because of Irma, and were returning to the South Florida Evaluation and Treatment Center in Florida City. »

82-Year-Old Florida Woman Spits on Officer’s Face at Publix

When you think of grandmas going grocery shopping, it’s normal to imagine gentle women cutting out coupons and writing checks as they hold up the line. It’s normal to imagine mild-mannered sweetness emanating from them, disarming your frustration and making you smile at the slight inconvenience of being stuck behind them at the checkout lane. […] »

Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating

Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s. Like most Florida couples, they have issues. For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve […] »

Florida Woman Attacks a Lady to Get Her Uterus Back

Tucked away in the country side of Gainesville there is a village called Grace Marketplace. The establishment provides respite to the homeless; acting as a shelter of sorts during harsh weather, feeding those who are hungry, and providing mental health care to victims of Florida. »

Teacher says classroom thefts happened when school was used as hurricane shelter

LOXAHATCHEE, Fla. (CBS 12) One teacher says hurricane evacuees, who were sheltering at her school during Hurricane Irma, may have taken things from her desk and classroom at Seminole Ridge High School. »

Florida Man tries to steal fire truck while crews respond to emergency call

TAMARAC, Fla. (CBS12) — Authorities say a drunk man tried to steal a Tamarac Fire Rescue truck while the crew responded to an emergency call. »

Road raging Florida Man rams 16-year-old who was driving too slowly on Shands Bridge

A newly licensed teen and her family were victimized by road rage early Thursday evening when the driver of a pickup truck rammed their vehicle on the Shands Bridge, according to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office. »

Florida Woman beats a man for denying her sex

“Stop hitting me!” cried out a Florida Man at 2am on Thursday. Florida Woman Rebecca Lynn Phelps smacked him in retaliation to the request. She screamed with anger and left red marks on his face. She then scratched him. Blood dripped down from the scratch on his arm as he threatened to call 911. Just […] »

Orlando Karate Teacher Tries Seducing an 11-Year-Old Boy

Most of us guys remember having a crush on a woman twice our age as a kid. Well, here we are in the future, and while we don’t have hoverboards yet, we do have the ability to send information at nearly the speed of light through satellites… We can use this technology for many things: […] »

Florida Man with pockets full of drugs says pants were borrowed

FORT PIERCE — A man police found with pain pills in his pocket said he was unaware of the Percocet in his pants, saying he borrowed the trousers that morning. »

Two Jacksonville Men Steal a Power Pole with an SUV

Two men were arrested in Jacksonville for trying to steal a power utility pole after Hurricane Irma. »

Polk County Man Loots Alcohol after Hurricane Irma

POLK COUNTY — A 25-year-old man is accused of looting a restaurant after curfew in Polk County on Tuesday. »

Ax-Wielding Guest Threatens Man who Gave Him a Place to Stay During Hurricane Irma

A Port St. Lucie man, trying to do the right thing during Hurricane Irma, learned that no good deed goes unpunished. He was letting Tarvice Lamar Payne stay at his home in the 900 block of SW Connecticut Terrace during the storm when his guest attacked him, according to Port St. Lucie police. Payne, 33, […] »

Florida Dad celebrates ‘one last drug binge’ with the mother of his child by overdosing

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) – Police say a Florida woman invited the father of her 4-year-old daughter to join her for “one last drug binge” before she entered a rehab program. »

Florida Man invites his overseas parents to help beat his wife

RIVERVIEW — Three foreign nationals from India were arrested Saturday after deputies found a beaten woman and her child being held inside her home, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. »

Tampa Man eats his girlfriend out at Clearwater Beach in front of families on Labor Day weekend

If you happened upon Clearwater beach last Sunday afternoon in celebration of Labor Day, you may have spotted some of the indigenous Florida wildlife, called “Trampites,” happily at play. »

Florida delivery man hit by police car and then arrested

A Jimmy John’s delivery cyclist was hit in a downtown crosswalk Thursday afternoon by a Miami police officer driving an unmarked car. But it was the sandwich deliveryman who went to jail. For 12 hours. Mason Morales was arrested for criminal mischief after he threw his bike against the car in anger, then handcuffed in […] »

Homeless Couple Moves Under Big Pine House with All Their Possessions

Joseph DiNovo owns a house at 30152 Coconut Highway, but like most people in the Keys, lives elsewhere. »

Father with baby in car passes out at stoplight, hard lemonade in hand

A Melbourne dad was on his was to pick up his second child at school, when he passed out at a stoplight. The car was seen stopped in the middle of Hibiscus Boulevard, near the intersection of U.S. 1. “He could’ve rolled out in the middle of that intersection. This intersection has accidents all the […] »

Ax-Wielding Florida Man Saves Girlfriend From Home Invasion

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (WFLA) – A quick-thinking Florida homeowner is being credited with saving his girlfriend from a violent home invader. Hearing a knock on her front door, Christina Robles answered to find 17-year-old Matthew Cleveland, who asked for the location of a Largo park. When she didn’t know where it was, cops say Cleveland […] »

Woman urinates herself, yells racial slurs during DUI arrest

Suspect accused of driving wrong way with son in car »

Florida Man caught stealing license tag off PBSO car with deputies inside

WEST PALM BEACH – Stealing a license plate attached to a vehicle is always a bad idea. Stealing it while three Palm Beach County Sheriff’s detectives sit inside conducting surveillance is probably worse. »

Florida Man arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart parking lot

A homeless Broward County man was arrested over the weekend after authorities alleged he ran naked and intoxicated through the parking lot of a West Palm Beach Wal-Mart. »

Florida Man uses White Nationalist Flag to Attack a Costa Rican

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Hollywood, FL: In this video, a man is seen holding a hybrid of the Confederate Battle Flag and The Black Cross of Southern Nationalism. The latter flag’s design was stolen from Saint Andrew’s Cross (Celtic/Christian) and repurposed by America’s neo-racists, like the ones that showed up in Charlottsville. According to League of the South, a […] »

Shirtless Micanopy Man threatens parents with rifle and dead possum

“Get off my road!” he yelled at parents outside a school waiting to pick up their kids. »

Leftover chicken wings help police bust Cape Coral man for DUI

CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Wednesday, police arrested a Cape Coral man suspected of drunk driving, but it wasn’t any ordinary DUI case. »

Florida dad threatens to blow up school in Chipley

CHIPLEY – Imagine you’re at Kate Smith Elementary school waiting to pick up your kid, only to find that you’re not authorized… Jonathan Allen, 32, had this experience on August 28, after his estranged wife removed him from the list of persons authorized to pick up the child from school. Years of Florida sun have […] »

Florida mom leaves toddler in car while shopping at Publix

A woman in Key Largo thought she had a perfectly good reason to leave her toddler alone in a car at Publix while she went shopping on a Sunday night. When deputies asked her why she left her 1-year-old baby alone in the car while she perused the produce aisle, she told them this: “This […] »

Florida Woman stabs her electrocuted boyfriend, tells cops a ‘black man with a mohawk’ did it

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The lives of Florida Couples remain a mystery to many. They are reclusive creatures who only venture out late at night to party, and are rarely seen in broad daylight. Thanks to the blunders of an Avon Park duo, we have yet another narrative of what really happens inside these Florida Couple habitats. It all […] »

Panhandle Man masturbates at Panama City Beach wearing a ‘Be Free’ shirt.

Where do people from Georgia come to vacation? Well, the panhandle of course. It’s still the south, but with way better beaches. They can feel right at home surrounded by confederate battle flags and high school drop outs. An off duty cop from the Peach State brought his wife to Panama City Beach for a […] »

Florida Man robs the woman who gave him a place to sleep

During an interview, he said he robbed the Good Samaritan "because she was being mean to him." »

Panhandle Man found not guilty of sexually abusing family dog, Baby Girl

An Escambia County jury on Thursday found Bradley Jean Hubbard not guilty of sexually abusing the family dog. »

Florida Man stuffs $1,000 in his rectum to hide it from deputies

From the Marion County Sheriff’s Office FB page: “CRACK MONEY”: MAN STUFFS OVER $1,000 IN RECTUM IN ATTEMPT TO HIDE IT FROM DEPUTIES To quote everyone’s mom, “Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been!!” »

Marion County man hides heroin in prosthetic leg during jail booking

MARION COUNTY, Fla. – A Marion County man attempted to sneak heroin into jail using his prosthetic leg, deputies said. Deputies said William Conley, 53, was being booked into the Marion County Jail on Thursday when two deputies ordered him to remove his prosthetic leg so they could search it. »