A woman with “USA” written over her profile picture replied to this story by saying that “Mask Nazi’s need to back off.” (sic) »
Florida Woman who claims “Mask Nazi’s need to back off” already caught coronavirus
County: Lake
Florida Man Masturbates to Porn in Library
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly masturbating in a public library while watching pornography on one of the computers. »
Obsolete pop rock band Trapt aims to perform free concert in Central Florida amidst controversy
Tavares (WTFF) – One-hit wonder band “Trapt” plans to perform at the 2nd annual Rocktoberfest in Tavares after posting intolerant, hate-fueled propaganda online. »
Florida Teen Reportedly Steals Parent’s Debit Card to Pay for Their Assassination
Umatilla (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida girl has been charged with Criminal Solicitation for Murder after deputies say she paid two different individuals to have parents killed. »
Masturbating Florida Man “Looking for Girls” Arrested Twice in One Weekend With Meth and Coke
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested twice in one weekend for prowling with meth on Saturday, and masturbating in a gas station with coke on Sunday. »
Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside
The Villages (WTFF) – An intoxicated Florida man was arrested after reportedly urinating on a light pole in front of a Gator’s Dockside restaurant in the world’s largest retirement community. »
Puerto Rican BK manager told to ‘go back to Mexico’
Eustis (WTFF) – Two old ladies are internet famous after yelling at a Burger King manager for speaking Spanish to an employee. »
Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone
Florida (WTFF) – Hepatitis A activity continues to increase in the state of Florida, according to recently published data. »
Florida Man Trespassing at McDonald’s Tells Cop He ‘Should Be Arresting Scumbags in Pine Hills’ Instead
Minneola (WTFF) – A retired Groveland man was arrested for allegedly trespassing at McDonald’s. »
Florida Woman Reportedly Spits on Florida Man After Asking for Money and Being Told ‘No’
Okahumpka (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly attacking a fellow Okahumpkan. »
Redneck Robbery Results in Arrests
Mascotte (WTFF) – Three Florida men were arrested after an armed robbery led police to their guns and meth. »
Dollar Wang
Palatka, FL Source »
Transplant yells ‘f*ck you, I’m from New York!’ while being arrested for domestic abuse
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida transplant from New York was arrested on Saturday after hitting his girlfriend and threatening to kill her, according to police. »
Does it smell like weed?
Probably not the best thing to ask a cop when they ask to search your vehicle… »
Fuck You I’m From Florida Golf Cart
Spotted in Astatula’s Central Florida Motorsports Park during the 2019 Florideah Swamp Fest. »
Pumping Gas
From Reddit, “I love Florida, but I’ve given up trying to defend my state.” »
Florida Man Full of Painkillers Falls Asleep in Running Car at Circle K Gas Pump
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida man with a bunch of drugs was found “slumped forward” and slumbering in his running Chevy at a gas pump around 3 in the afternoon. »
Mixed race kids, 12 and 16, reportedly get shot at, called racial slurs
Leesburg (WTFF) – A brother and sister walking home from a convenience store were shot at and called racial slurs by two men last week, according to police. »
After Being Awake for Days, Florida Native Breaks into Trailer and Falls Asleep on Couch
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after a deputy found him sleeping on a woman’s couch. »
Florida man to fellow prisoner: ‘you gonna get this dick’
Lake County (WTFF) – A jailed Florida man is facing new charges after reportedly assaulting an inmate. »
Violent Crime in The Villages Increases More Than Any Other Metro Area in Florida
The Villages (WTFF) – The world’s largest retirement community has seen a 35.7% increase in violent crime from 2012 to 2017. »
In Revenge Scheme, ‘HIV Positive’ Florida Man Bites Cop after Dancing in Intersection
Altoona (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing felony charges after biting a cop for revenge. »
Dollar General Pop Tarts Theft Leads to Felony Arrest
Mascotte (WTFF) – A hungry Florida man has been charged with a felony after allegedly stealing Pop Tarts and Cinnamon Toast Crunch from a Dollar General. »
Billboard on 441 Gets Hacked on Christmas
Lady Lake (WTFF) – An electronic billboard in Central Florida was hacked on Christmas Day. »
Drunken Trailer Park Tift on Florida Street Leads to Florida Man’s Arrest
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested Wednesday night after a verbal dispute disturbed the trailer park. »
Florida woman gives her 3-year-old a swirly as a ‘joke,’ gets investigated by DCF
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman is being investigated by DCF after being seen on video shoving her 3-year-old son’s head into a toilet. »
Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving around with no pants and no license is facing several drug charges. »
Florida Man Steals Bike from Goodwill Shopper, Tries Selling it on Facebook for $20 with his Personal Account
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly stole a bicycle resting outside of a Goodwill store and posted it for sale on Facebook using his personal account. »
Drunk Florida Teen Refuses to Leave Hospital
Clermont (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida teen was arrested after causing a disturbance at South Lake Hospital on Tuesday night. »
Lake County Voting Website Down
On the first day of early voting, lakevotes.com, the official website for voting in Lake County, is down. »
Florida Woman Beats Florida Man Because He Refused to Drive Her to Ocala
Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman. »
Xanaxed Transplant Arrested for Domestic Violence
Mascotte (WTFF) – A Florida Transplant was arrested after reportedly beating and threatening his girlfriend. »
Naked Florida Woman Busts Up Her Boyfriend’s Home
Minneola (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after busting windows and damaging property in her boyfriend’s home, while naked, of course. »
Florida Man Drinks Coffee at Circle K
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for trespassing after shouting racial slurs at a clerk who asked him to pay for his coffee. »
Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. »
Mount Dora City Council admits defeat, lets the ‘Starry Night’ house stay
Mount Dora (WTFF) – Mayor Nick Girone plans to publicly apologize to a couple who got fined over $10,000 for painting their house like Vincent Van Gogh’s “Starry Night.” »
Florida Man Stands in Parking Lot Yelling Obscenities, Gets Arrested
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man found standing in the middle of a parking lot yelling at vehicles was arrested. »
Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after video surveillance caught him forcibly breaking into a Dollar General and stealing beer. »
Villager’s Guide to Using Facebook
Are you a crotchety old Republican Transplant that recently moved to The Villages? Do you hate technology but love the idea of sharing your shitty, bigoted, archaic, ignorant ideologies on Facebook? Well you’ve found the right guide! »
Florida man reportedly beats up an elderly man in his trailer
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to drag an old man out of his mobile home over a verbal dispute that began with the assailant’s friend. »
