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WTFF / News / Crime

Category: Crime

The chronicles of Florida Man and Florida Woman.

1-800-Ask-Gary arrested for drunk driving

Manatee County (WTFF) – Gary Kompothecras was arrested on DUI charges early Thursday morning. »
Location: Manatee, Sarasota
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: 1-800-FUCK-GARY, Drunk, DUI, Good News2 Comments
Crime

Florida fan beat up girlfriend for dissing Tom Brady: cops

Meet “Florida Fan,” a devolved version of Florida Man. »
Location: Manatee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Domestic Abuse, Florida FanLeave a comment
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Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test

Cape Coral (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to prove his sobriety to a cop by doing a cartwheel. He failed. The cop’s body cam caught the whole thing on video. »
Location: Lee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Cartwheels, Drunk, DUI, Fast Food2 Comments
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Florida Woman Breaks into Home, Takes a Bath

Ashley Margaret Montero
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after allegedly breaking into someone’s home, poking around their stuff, and then taking a bath. »
Location: Pasco
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bathing, Burglary, Florida Woman1 Comment
Crime

Drunk Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend over Super Bowl Argument

Cheryl Merrill
Ponte Vedra Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after injuring her boyfriend during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Domestic Abuse, Drunk, Fighting, Florida Woman1 Comment
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Florida Man convinces Florida Woman to Hide Cocaine up her Cooter in a Cop Car

Steven-Jamie-Schultz
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – Florida Man convinced his wife to conceal a plastic baggie of cocaine up her vagina while they were both sitting in the back of a cop car. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Body Cavities, Cocaine, Drugs, Florida Couple, Florida Man, Florida Woman, HidingLeave a comment
Crime

Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity

Joshua Lee Meadows
Monroe County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after he slashed another man with a machete over an argument that started over an unplugged power cord. »
Location: Monroe
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Florida Woman, Knives, Machetes, Stabbing, StealingLeave a comment
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‘Bored’ Florida Man Breaks into Funeral Home and Steals Things

Hernando County (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to steal a vat of formaldehyde, makeup, nail polish, soap, and other things from a funeral home in Spring Hill. »
Location: Hernando
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bored, Burglary, Florida Man, StealingLeave a comment
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Tampa Bay Man made plans to kidnap Lana Del Rey

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Orlando Police foiled Florida Man’s plan to kidnap Lana Del Ray from the Amway Center. »
Location: Hillsborough, Orange
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Amway Center, Florida Man, Kidnapping, Kidnapping Attempt, Knives, StalkingLeave a comment
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7-Eleven Clerk Fights off a Florida Man trying to Rob the Store

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Lehigh Acres (WTFF) – A brave Floridian put a would-be robber in a chokehold, causing him to run away. »
Location: Lee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Clerks, Fighting, Floridian, Robbery, Stealing1 Comment
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Couple convince kid he has terminal brain cancer to collect donations

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Okaloosa County (WTFF) – An investigation revealed that a Florida couple convinced a healthy 13-year-old boy that he was going to die of brain cancer in order to scam people out of donation money. »
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bad Parenting, Donations, Fake, Florida Boy, FundraisersLeave a comment
Crime

South Florida Man Stabs Two Publix Employees Over a Caesar Salad

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“They shouldn’t have gotten involved over a salad,” said a South Florida man in court. »
Location: Miami-Dade
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Armed Robbery, Florida Man, Knives, Laughing, Publix, Stabbing, StealingLeave a comment
Crime

Naked Florida Man Masturbates at Apartment Community Center, Rides Exercise Bike

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Orlando (WTFF) – Eyewitness reports of the “same naked guy” led to an arrest when video evidence caught a Florida man working out in his apartment complex naked. »
Location: Orange
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Apartments, Florida Man, Masturbation, Naked, Pools, Public Masturbation, Public UrinationLeave a comment
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Man gets cut off in traffic and cuts the driver with a machete

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Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A North Carolina native slashed another man with a machete after they got involved in a road rage incident. »
Location: Pasco
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Machetes, Road Rage, WalmartLeave a comment
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North Florida Man Tries to Steal Two Airplanes, Crashes Fuel Truck

Drew Bronnenberg
Tampa (WTFF) – A man from Panama City Beach tried stealing two planes from the Peter O. Knight Airport in Tampa, but ended up crashing a fuel truck into a hangar and getting arrested. »
Location: Bay, Hillsborough
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Airplanes, Crash, Florida Man, StealingLeave a comment
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White Springs Man Calls Flight Attendant a “N*gger B*tch, Slave,” Makes Death Threats on Newark Flight

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A Florida man drinking bourbon and taking Xanax on a flight from Newark called a flight attendant a “n*gger bitch” and a slave several times, and threatened to kill her. »
Location: Hamilton
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Airplanes, Florida Man, Racism1 Comment
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Florida Man Breaks into Garage and Makes Coffee

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Treasure Island (WTFF) – A man was arrested after breaking into a stranger’s garage and using his coffee maker to make coffee. »
Location: Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Burglary, Coffee, Scissors, Stealing1 Comment
Crime

Florida Boy Beats Teacher; Social Media Upset over his Arrest

A 7-year-old boy was placed in handcuffs and removed from his school after he allegedly punched his teacher repeatedly in the back, kicked her and grabbed her hair. Facebook / Juan J Alvarado
Miami (WTFF) Some little 7-year-old shit beat up his teacher at school. He punched her, kicked her, and when they fell to the ground he grabbed her hair and pulled. He did this because she told him to stop playing with his food. »
Location: Miami-Dade
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fighting, Florida Boy1 Comment
Crime

Tampa Bay Man Stabs Sister, Flees to Mexico, Ends up in Georgia

Dunedin (WTFF) – A Florida man who allegedly stabbed his sister to death was arrested in Georgia after trying to escape to Mexico in her stolen car. »
Location: Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Knives, Stabbing2 Comments
Crime

Florida Man Beats Armless, Legless Girlfriend; Takes her to Walmart to be Rescued

Vero Beach (WTFF) – A 6-foot-9 man beat his armless, legless girlfriend on Sunday and pushed her wheelchair through a Walmart because he wanted to confess. »
Location: Indian River
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Armless, Domestic Abuse, Florida Man, Legless, Walmart2 Comments
Crime

Winn-Dixie Liquor Clerk Tries to Scam Lottery Winner out of $600 Ticket

Crystelle Baton Lee
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A cashier tried to keep a winning lottery ticket turned in by a customer who turned out to be an undercover agent. »
Location: Lee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Woman, Lottery, Stealing
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Florida Man who threatened Obama gets 4 more years in prison for threatening Trump

http://fortune.com/2016/11/15/president-obama-donald-trump-wake-up-call-temperament/
Florida Man Richard Jeremy Ware was sentenced to prison for five years because he threatened to kill President Obama while he was in office. »
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Politics, Threats1 Comment
Crime

Florida Man Shoots his Neighbor Because their Dogs Were Fighting

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Fort McCoy (WTFF) – A man is facing attempted homicide charges after shooting his neighbor during an argument about their dogs, reportedly. »
Location: Marion
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Dogs, Fighting, Florida Man, Guns1 Comment
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Florida Man Steals $1,000 worth of Video Games in Armed Robbery

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Boca Raton (WTFF) – A repeat offender thief was arrested after stealing $1,000 worth of video games from a GameStop at gunpoint. »
Location: Broward, Palm Beach
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Guns, Stealing, Video Games1 Comment
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Patriots Fan Barricades Himself in Hospital Room to Watch Jaguars Lose

Port Charlotte (WTFF) – A man was arrested and charged with trespassing after refusing to leave his hospital room after being discharged from Bayfront Health in Port Charlotte, FL. »
Location: Charlotte
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Football1 Comment
Crime

Clearwater Man Shoves Exotic Fish Down Pants to Steal from Pet Shop

Clearwater (WTFF) – A man was caught on camera stuffing a bag of exotic fish down his pants as he stole them from a pet shop. »
Location: Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fish, Stealing
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Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Girlfriend with Fried Chicken

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St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A man allegedly threw a piece of fried chicken at his girlfriend, causing an arrest for domestic battery. »
Location: Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Domestic Abuse, Fast Food, Florida Man
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Flares Mistaken for Pipe Bombs in Lake Wales Mall “Explosion”

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Lake Wales (WTFF) – The FBI corrected the Lake Wales Police Department and Polk County Sheriff’s Office after they reported that two IED’s blew up at Eagle Ridge Mall on Sunday night. »
Location: Polk
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Explosions
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One-Armed Florida Man Steals Car from Whataburger, Crashes It, Blames Disability

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Navarre (WTFF) – A man with one arm allegedly stole a vehicle from a Whataburger in Fort Walton Beach and later crashed it. »
Location: Okaloosa, Santa Rosa
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fast Food, Florida Man, GTA, Stealing
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Drunk Tampa Man Mistakes Bank Drive-Thru for Taco Bell

Douglas Francisco
Spring Hill (WTFF) – A man from Tampa was arrested for a DUI on Wednesday after he allegedly drove through a bank drive-thru believing it was a Taco Bell restaurant. »
Location: Hernando
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Drive-Thrus, Drunk, DUI, Fast Food, Florida Man2 Comments
Crime

Robbers beat up an old man, shoot him, steal his cellphone and gun

Bartow (WTFF) – A 69-year-old man was severely beaten, robbed, and shot in the leg while taking an early morning walk with his 88-year-old friend. »
Location: Polk
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Guns, Old People, Sad, Stealing1 Comment
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Pasco County Man Gets Robbed by a Fake Hooker’s Boyfriend

Robert Roser
Holiday (WTFF) – A Pasco County man got robbed after replying to a sex ad on Craigslist. »
Location: Pasco
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Sex, Stealing
Crime

Two Florida Mans Busted for Opening 21 Fire Hydrants

Bradley Taylor, 20, (left) and Brian Shipley, 20, (right) are accused of opening seventeen fire hydrants in Titusville and four fire hydrants in Mims. (Brevard County Sheriff's Office)
Brevard County (WTFF) – Two men, each 20 years old, were charged with tampering with fire hydrants in Titusville and Mims. »
Location: Brevard
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man1 Comment
Crime

Lap Dance Leads to Trailer Park Brawl

Nancy Wolfteich
Hobe Sound (WTFF) – Florida Woman was arrested by Martin County Sheriff’s deputies after she attacked a woman that was dancing suggestively on her fiancĂ©. »
Location: Martin
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Dancing, Fighting, Jealousy, Sex1 Comment
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Drunk Milton Man Crashes into Attorney’s Office

Milton (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested on Saturday for a DUI and fleeing the scene of an accident after he allegedly drove his vehicle into an attorney’s office. »
Location: Santa Rosa
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Crash, Drunk, DUI, Florida Man
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Florida Attorney / Former Cop gets Busted for Trafficking Cocaine

Robert Carr, Brandon Byars and Logan Sebring. (Courtesy: WFLA)
Polk County (WTFF) – An attorney from Tampa, who was also a police officer, was arrested on drug trafficking charges along with two other men. »
Location: Polk
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Cocaine, Crooked Cops, Drugs
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Florida Fire Chief Attacks Teen in Road Rage Incident, Steals Phone

Jon Miller
A Floridian peacefully stood his ground when Florida Man, an off-duty Charlotte County fire chief battalion attacked him. »
Location: Charlotte
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Abuse of Power, Bad Adults, Guns, Road Rage
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Steak Salesman Steals a Box from a Porch

Tim Porter
Walton County (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested after a witness identified him as the man who stole a package from the victim’s porch. »
Location: Bay, Okaloosa, Walton
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Stealing
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McDonald’s Employees Fight, One Pulls Out a Gun

Cape Coral (WTFF) – A fight broke out between two McDonalds employees in Cape Coral, resulting in one of them pulling out a gun. »
Location: Lee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fast Food, Fighting, Guns
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Drunk Florida Woman Crashes Car with Toddler and Takes a Piss on I-4

Brianna Dee Knox
Seffer (WTFF) – A Citrus County mother drunkenly crashed her car into several vehicles on I-4 while her 2-year-old son was inside the car. »
Location: Citrus, Hillsborough
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bad Parenting, Crash, DUI, Florida Woman, Piss
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