County: St. Lucie
Anti-Gun Activist Attempts False Flag Operation at Walmart
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – Police have identified a man who allegedly told a Walmart salesperson that he was looking for something “that would kill 200 people.” »
Stabbing Drinking Game Lands Florida Woman in Jail
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after playing a drinking game where the loser gets stabbed. »
Florida Man Breaks Into Cars in Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Being Released from Jail
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly breaking into cars in the jail parking lot immediately after being released from jail for grand theft. »
Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man who crashed into a semi-trailer truck told the arresting officer that the fake urine found in his bag was used for “role play” with his wife. »
McDonald’s Employee Turns Down Weed as Payment
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly trying to pay for “food” from McDonald’s with some weed. »
‘Wet Willy’ Attack puts Florida Man in Jail
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.” 47-year-old Joseph Sireci is facing a battery charge for the Aug. 15 “wet willy” attack, according to an arrest affidavit collected by TC Palm. The girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living […] »
Lazy Florida Woman with Suspended License Crashes into Cop Car at Jail
Fort Pierece (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly crashing into a St. Lucie County sheriff’s patrol car at the jail. »
Florida Woman Tells Cops the Wind Blew Cocaine Into Her Purse
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida woman who allegedly had cocaine in her purse blamed the wind. »
‘The Salamander Smuggelers’
Apparently salamander smuggling is a thing now. The job does not require the ability to spell the word “smugglers” correctly. »
Florida Man Throws Whisky Bottle Bomb at Chickens
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly making a homemade bomb and tossing it into a yard full of chickens. »
98-Year-Old Michigan Man Kills 2 Teens in Wrong-Way RV Accident
St. Lucie County (WTFF) – An RV driving in the wrong lane on Okeechobee Road crashed into two teenage girls, killing them both. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Florida Man Punches Girlfriend over Missing Cookie
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A man was arrested after punching his girlfriend for allegedly eating the last cookie. Last Thursday, 31-year-old Richard Hessic was hanging out with his girlfriend of three years. Like most most people who get sick of seeing each other all the time, they were arguing. This time the argument was […] »
Port St. Lucie Man Gets a DUI on a Lawn Mower
(WTFF) – A man was arrested and charged with a DUI after police saw him riding a lawn mower erratically on an access road while carrying a case of beer. »
Fort Pierce Foot Fashion
Florida Man Uses Cattle Prod to Rob a Fort Pierce Gas Station
Who says Floridians aren’t creative? Here’s a 21-year-old Fort Pierce man who was caught on video using a cattle prod to rob a Citgo gas station. He probably lost his gun and needed more meth, so he used his farming skills to become Florida Man and make some quick cash. »
St. Lucie Man tells the FBI he’s a very good bomb maker
Fort Pierce got some attention from the FBI on Thursday, Sept. 28 when they assisted St. Lucie County Sheriff’s officers with an arrest. Charles Baker merited the visit by sending an online note to the FBI claiming to be a “very good bomb maker.” They were not impressed with his self-proclaimed skills. Perhaps if he […] »
Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating
Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s. Like most Florida couples, they have issues. For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve […] »
Florida Man with pockets full of drugs says pants were borrowed
FORT PIERCE — A man police found with pain pills in his pocket said he was unaware of the Percocet in his pants, saying he borrowed the trousers that morning. »
Ax-Wielding Guest Threatens Man who Gave Him a Place to Stay During Hurricane Irma
A Port St. Lucie man, trying to do the right thing during Hurricane Irma, learned that no good deed goes unpunished. He was letting Tarvice Lamar Payne stay at his home in the 900 block of SW Connecticut Terrace during the storm when his guest attacked him, according to Port St. Lucie police. Payne, 33, […] »
‘Kiss my ass!’ yells Fort Pierce man as he moons police
Like many nights in Fort Pierce, police were responding to a report of a shirtless drunk man causing trouble. Austin Lee Young was found outside of an apartment, trying to get in. Apparently the man who lives at that apartment “made inappropriate statements to his wife,” according to the police report. Young said he lives […] »
Florida Man points gun at self-defense teacher, tells him ‘martial arts are crap’
PORT ST. LUCIE – A Port St. Lucie parent was arrested Sunday after he pointed a loaded gun at a Grace Christian Academy self-defense instructor and told him “martial arts are crap”, city police said. “Bang, you’re dead. No way you could have got me before I pulled it out,” George Meyer, 61, reportedly said. […] »
Naked man runs away from police and gets tased on Florida’s U.S. Highway 1 [VIDEO] [NSFW]
It's just too damn hot in Florida... »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Florida Man tries to steal police car with officer in it
FORT PIERCE — A 20-year-old man was arrested after police say he tried to steal a car. Not just any old car… He tried to steal a Fort Pierce police patrol vehicle. At the Fort Pierce Police Department. With a Fort Pierce police officer in it. »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Priest Pulls a Gun Out During Florida Road Rage Incident
William Rian Adams, 35, was arrested in connection with a road rage incident on Florida’s Turnpike near Palm City Wednesday after pulling out a gun, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. According to an FHP report, Adams — a priest at Calvary Episcopal Church in Fletcher, N.C. — was driving a red Chevrolet Corvette when […] »
Florida Man Drives Car Filled With Propane Tanks Into Ex-Girlfriends Apartment
A Fort Pierce man killed himself after driving his car loaded with four propane tanks into his girlfriend’s apartment. »
Cryo Squad Hacks St. Lucie County School District’s Twitter Page
The first post said: “After heavy consideration, our district has decided to ban all African Americans from our school.” The second was a graphic picture depicting two dead men. Third was a reply to another posting stating: “removal of African Americans will boost grades 200%.” The hackers said they did this for fun: “We’re bored […] »
Florida Man does Chicken Dance to Distract Police
PORT ST. LUCIE — When stopped by Port St. Lucie police, Shane Forsythe started doing the “chicken dance.” But rather than celebrating the law enforcement encounter, police say Forsythe’s fowl jig served a foul purpose – functioning as a diversion for the passenger in his sport utility vehicle to run away, according to an arrest […] »
Florida man unplugs bounce house, trapping kids inside
A Port St. Lucie mother is peeved after a neighbor’s actions landed two children in the hospital. Deborah Romero threw a party for her daughter when all of the sudden the bounce house deflated, reports CBS 12. Nearly a dozen 2-3-year-olds were trapped inside under the hot and heavy plastic. She recalled that one child […] »
Florida Woman paid 15-year-old $300 for sex
A Florida woman is accused of paying a 15-year-old boy multiple times for sex. Police in Port St. Lucie arrested Rebecca McGraw, 38, last week. She was charged with five counts of sexual activity with a minor, according to records. Police said the woman admitted to the acts. The boy’s mom told police about the […] »
Florida Man Tries to Set Convenience Store On Fire to ‘Run the Arabs Out of Our Country,’ Sheriff Says
A 64-year-old Florida man tried to set a convenience store on fire because he thought the owners were Muslim, St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara said. Richard Lloyd told deputies he wanted to “run the Arabs out of our country” so he pushed a dumpster in front of the Port St. Lucie store and set […] »
Child found chewing on used condom at school playground
FORT PIERCE, Fla. (CBS12) — A disgusting find for a local teacher led to a five-year-old child being rushed to the hospital. The teacher found the child chewing on a used condom at a playground at St. Lucie Elementary. The child’s parents went to the ER to get tests done for sexually transmitted diseases. “One of […] »
Naked Florida man takes a dump and bicycles away
PORT ST. LUCIE — A man exposed himself at a local business before bicycling away naked. That’s what a woman told Port St. Lucie police happened Jan. 23 at a home health care business in the 100 block of Southwest Port St. Lucie Boulevard, a police report states. The woman said a man in his […] »
Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend
Apparently her boyfriend had been lying about how much money he was making, so this woman, Trisha Brower, shows up at the hamburger joint he works at and confronts him about the $145 difference. You see, rent was due and this live-in boyfriend of hers was holding out. After a little argument she starts walking out […] »
