PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3

Uncivilized barbarians known as “Trumpanzees” will be gathering in droves to honor their cult leader, Donald, on November 3, 2018 in Pensacola. These creatures are incredibly violent. Do not approach them, especially if you’re “colored.” People like Cesar Sayoc are completely indoctrinated by the Trump administration, and will gladly kill anyone who is “against” their […] »

It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Cop at Cordova Mall Goes Ham on Alleged Shoplifter

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A video surfaced featuring a cop at the Cordova Mall in Pensacola grabbing a woman by her braids, dragging her around, and wrestling her to the ground. We only assume she’s a shoplifting suspect because of the circumstances. (Scroll down past the video to see the updates to the story). Like most viral videos, it […] »

Clean Energy Fest 2017 – Pensacola, FL

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Clean Energy Fest Focuses on Our Energy Future PENSACOLA — Pensacola’s second annual Clean Energy Fest brings renewable energy and fun to downtown Pensacola on Saturday, Nov. 5, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. The event celebrates a clean energy future through art, food, live music, and dynamic people showcasing solar, wind, and people-power for […] »

Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

Let's Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »

Floridians For Freedom

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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »

Serial mailbox destroyer wreaks havoc on neighborhood

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A Pensacola man is facing multiple charges for allegedly destroying nine mailboxes, throwing a scooter through a window and damaging two vehicles in a neighborhood. Police say Demetrics Bethea White, 25, committed the string of crimes early on Tuesday morning. His arrest report claims he went to his ex-girlfriend’s house in the 100 block of […] »

Century man caught with meth in his underwear at courthouse

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Things kept getting worse and worse for one Century man on Tuesday. While being held in custody at the Escambia County Judicial Center on an outstanding warrant, authorities searched 25-year-old Colby Satterwhite and found a baggie of meth in the torn seam of his underwear. Satterwhite was was being searched by Escambia County Sheriff’s Office […] »