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Senior Citizens Strong-Arm Their Way into Starbucks Drive-Thru in The Villages

The Villages (WTFF) – A pair of senior citizens harassed a driver and attempted to burglarize a vehicle as they forced their way into the drive-thru line at a Starbucks in The Villages. »

Commissioner who Voted Against Masks in Critical Condition with COVID-19

St. Augustine (WTFF) – St. Johns County Commissioner Paul Waldron caught the coronavirus and went into septic shock after voting against a motion to mandate masks for county employees last week. »

Anti-Masker Goes Ape on Old Lady

Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man angrily swore at an elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask during the coronavirus epidemic. »

Worker Forced to Resign after Refusing to Censor Coronavirus Data

The Florida Department of Health data manager who designed the COVID-19 Data and Surveillance Dashboard was forced to resign after objecting to spreading disinformation. »

Tampa Pastor Says He Will Cure Coronavirus, But Only in America

Tampa (WTFF) – A conservative preacher who claimed that he cleansed Florida of Zika says he now plans to do the same with the coronavirus, but only on the shores of the U.S. »

Florida Man Accidentally Kills Himself Playing With Gun Waiting for Haircut

Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man died Thursday morning after accidentally shooting himself with the gun that he was playing with while waiting for a haircut in his home. »

Assault Balloon Causes Panic, Injuries at Mall

Boca Raton (WTFF) – An assault balloon popped at the Town Center at Boca Raton mall on Sunday, causing the United States inhabitants inside to run for their lives and become injured during the resulting stampede. »

Florida Woman Goes on Racist Rant After Teen Drops Gum Wrapper in St. Petersburg

St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A video was posted showing an encounter between a teen who dropped a gum wrapper on the ground and a woman who called him the n-word. »

Miami Cop Under Investigation After Fake Arrest of Lingerie-Clad Women

Miami Beach (WTFF) – A Miami Beach police officer has been relieved of duty after participating in a social media video that appeared to show him faking the arrest of three women wearing lingerie in front of police headquarters. »

Assistant Principal Reportedly Asked For Arrest of 6-Year-Old, Disputes Claim

Orlando (WTFF) – As outrage grows against the police officer who arrested a child for having a tantrum, it’s important to understand that a self-proclaimed “assistant principal” reportedly demanded to press charges against the 6-year-old, a claim that she disputes. »

6-Year-Old Arrested for Tantrum

Orlando (WTFF) – A school resource officer handcuffed and arrested a 6-year-old girl for reportedly kicking someone during a tantrum. »

Florida Woman Bites Camel’s Testicles

Grosse Tete, LA (WTFF) – A Florida woman who crawled into a camel’s pen to retrieve her dog reportedly bit the camel’s testicles after it sat on her. »

Mother of Convicted Animal Abuser Issues Defensive Statement

Bradenton (WTFF) – The mother of Robert Lee Benac issued a statement defending her son after he took a plea deal last week, stating that she and her family have been the subject of a “campaign of hatred and persecution.” »

Obsolete pop rock band Trapt aims to perform free concert in Central Florida amidst controversy

Tavares (WTFF) – One-hit wonder band “Trapt” plans to perform at the 2nd annual Rocktoberfest in Tavares after posting intolerant, hate-fueled propaganda online. »

“Life Insurance Representative” Posts Typo-Ridden Pyramid Marketing Scheme Ad Targeting Ocala Women

Ocala (WTFF) – A grammatically atrocious ad for a pyramid marketing scheme appeared on the Ocala/Marion County Chamber & Economic Partnership website. »

Anti-Gun Activist Attempts False Flag Operation at Walmart

Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – Police have identified a man who allegedly told a Walmart salesperson that he was looking for something “that would kill 200 people.” »

Florida Girl Travels to Yellowstone National Park, Gets Launched by a Bison

Wyoming (WTFF) – A 9-year-old Florida girl was injured after a bison launched her into the air on Monday. »

Puerto Rican BK manager told to ‘go back to Mexico’

Eustis (WTFF) – Two old ladies are internet famous after yelling at a Burger King manager for speaking Spanish to an employee. »

U.S. Air Force Accidentally Drops Bombs on Florida

Suwanee Springs (WTFF) – The United States Air Force “inadvertently” dropped three “non-explosive” training munitions on Florida after their A-10C Thunderbolt II hit a bird. »

Taylor County Fails ‘1st Amendment Audit’

Perry (WTFF) – A Floridian exercising his right to film governmental officers engaged in public duties was chased out of a courthouse by the sheriff and his deputy. »

Pinky the Flamingo’s Attacker Hit and Killed by Truck

Orlando (WTFF) – The Florida man who attacked Pinky the flamingo in 2016 was hit and killed by a truck while crossing the street. »

Floridian Bravely Takes a Bubble Bath in Wendy’s Dish Basin

Milton (WTFF) – A Floridian was filmed bathing in a dish-washing basin at Wendy’s. »

‘Click Orlando’ Publishes Fake News About an Alligator in a Pool, Presumably for Clicks

Miami-Dade County (WTFF) – A corporate media station published a fake news article stating that a taxidermied gator on a pool float was “real.” »

Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Woman at Publix

Miami (WTFF) – A woman standing in line at Publix was wounded after an off-duty police officer accidentally discharged his firearm. »

Cop Found Not Guilty of Negligence for Shooting at Autistic Man Holding Toy Truck

Miami (WTFF) – SWAT Officer Jonathan Aledda was acquitted by a Florida jury on one count of culpable negligence after shooting an unarmed behavioral therapist who was lying on the ground with his hands in the air begging cops not to shoot. »

Robert E. Lee Statue Knocked Down

Fort Myers (WTFF) – A statue of a confederate general was found face down on the ground with screws around it on Monday morning. »

Florida Boy Gets Stuck in Cooler

Pompano Beach (WTFF) – A Florida boy who thought it would be a good idea to crawl inside of a locking cooler has prompted a voluntary product recall. »

“Agent of God” Visits Beach Holding Large Rattlesnake

Jacksonville Beach (WTFF) – A homeless Florida man claiming to be “an agent of God” was found taking a stroll on the beach with a large rattlesnake. »

Statue Depicting Sexual Assault Spray-Painted with #MeToo

Sarasota (WTFF) – The “Unconditional Surrender” statue on the intersection of North Gulfstream Avenue and Bayfront Drive was found embellished with red spray-paint reading “#MeToo” on Tuesday morning. »

Gifted sixth-grader arrested after refusing to stand for Pledge of Allegiance

Lakeland (WTFF) – An 11-year-old boy attending Lawton Chiles Middle Academy was arrested after refusing to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. »

KKK Figurine and Racist Collectibles For Sale in Panhandle Antique Mall

Pensacola (WTFF) – Several racist antiques are for sale in North Florida. »

Deputy Jails Floridian for 41 Days over Laundry Detergent

Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian spent nearly 6 weeks in jail because a deputy found laundry detergent in his car. »

Billboard on 441 Gets Hacked on Christmas

Lady Lake (WTFF) – An electronic billboard in Central Florida was hacked on Christmas Day. »

Neighbors Mad at Naked Florida Man

Stuart (WTFF) – People are complaining about a neighbor who walks around his yard naked. »

Florida woman gives her 3-year-old a swirly as a ‘joke,’ gets investigated by DCF

Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman is being investigated by DCF after being seen on video shoving her 3-year-old son’s head into a toilet. »

Florida Man Rides a Motorcycle

A barefoot Floridian was caught chillin’, riding down 95 on his motorcycle. »

Florida Man F*cks Dolphin, Stars in Documentary

Back in the 70’s a Florida man fell in love with a dolphin named Dolly. Malcolm Brenner described the experience as “almost spiritual” in a VICE article. He met the dolphin on a freelance photography assignment at Floridaland, a theme park in Sarasota. Back then he was a student at the New College of Florida. […] »

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