Florida Man calls 12-year-old boy the n-word, punches out his teeth; is not arrested

Brittany Graham was at work when she received a FaceTime call from her 12-year-old son Malikai, showing how his two front teeth had been knocked out by a 27-year-old man he said called him the “n-word.” The man, Vincent Cefalo, 27, of Port Charlotte, has not been arrested, but the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office has […] »

Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police

Orwin Manor Winter Park officer involved shooting
Orwin Manor is a ritzy little neighborhood in Orlando. Within one of these overpriced homes near the intersection of Harmon and Wisconsin Avenue lives a couple, who like many Florida couples, made it onto our website. As would anyone living in a city completely devoid of culture or quality entertainment, the girl living in this […] »

Sign language interpreter used gibberish, warned of bears, monsters during Hurricane Irma update

Jane Smith kindly interpreted the complete nonsense this Manatee County Man was signing. Go follow her on Twitter @Just_J4now to show some love and support. She’s facing some backlash and could use some encouraging words from real Floridians to prove that we’re not all this ignorant here… Officials in Manatee County, Florida are under fire […] »

Florida HQ on Hurricane Irma

Irma on track to be the most catastrophic storm for Florida, says Governor Rick Scott “Hurricane Irma is beginning to better, err, to batter the Florida Keys with dangerous winds…” One good thing about our state is we have very interpretive interpreters…   »

Florida Man seeks threesome to ‘ride out the hericane’

Just in case you’re interested, here’s the original link: https://keys.craigslist.org/m4w/d/do-you-need-place-to-ride-out/6296305618.html do you need a place to ride out storm (jacksonville) hello ladys single man here looking for any single women needing a place to stay in Jacksonville to ride out the hericane i live alone but hate to sleep alone its more fun to cuddle […] »

Polk County Sheriff’s Office tells evacuees seeking shelter from Hurricane Irma that they will be escorted to jail if they have a warrant

Redditor GALACTICA-Actual has a brilliant exposition on this: I’m ex law enforcement, and yes, this was an asshole move. I don’t know anything about this guy, so I’m not going to try to speak to his motivations, but this is problematic in a few ways. Yes, if we run someone for a warrant and they […] »

Florida Man loses 2-year-old while playing fantasy football

babysitter fantasy football
Not everyone is cut out for babysitting. Take Holiday, Florida man Jesus Martinez for an example. He’s 27 years old, and like most people who have no real talent or interesting hobbies, he plays fantasy football to numb his miserable existence and fill his brain with irrelevant distractions. While thumbing away mindlessly at his draft […] »

Florida Man Shoots Wife to Showcase Fashionable Armor

Imagine a world where you can safely go to Publix without some idiot “standing their ground” and killing you. Imagine this kind of safety, while also looking sexy… Thanks to Miguel Caballero, it’s now possible. He’s bringing the works of his company “MC Armor” to Miami, offering fashionable bullet-proof clothing to The Gunshine State. »

Tampa Teacher fired after tweeting about Harvey being Karma

Kenneth L. Storey
TAMPA (tampabay.com) — A tweet suggesting that the devastation of Hurricane Harvey was “instant karma” for the red state of Texas has cost a University of Tampa professor his job — making him just the latest academic fired for off-duty speech. The University first distanced itself from sociology professor Kenneth L. Storey on Monday. But […] »

Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide

suicide woman
Authorities say a Florida police SWAT team shot and killed an armed woman who had been threatening suicide. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says a Sunrise Police SWAT team went to an apartment Friday where an armed woman had barricaded herself inside and was threatening to kill herself. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Veda Coleman-Wright said in a […] »

Trump Supporter and Televangelist, Paula White, sells eternal life for $1,144

Every president and presidential candidate boasts of having spiritual leaders in their lives, but Donald Trump’s is making money selling desperate Christians eternal life for the bargain price of $1,144. Despite all of Trump’s statements mocking the religion of others, televangelist Paula White is apparently responsible for leading Donald Trump to Christ. However, she might […] »