Drunk Florida Man Calls 911 on Himself for a DUI

We all know that two wrongs don’t make a right, but sometimes 1 wrong and 1 right can balance each other out. Like when you’re from Polk County and get piss drunk and start driving, but suddenly decide to call 911 and report that very same drunk driver… anyway, here’s the 911 call, enjoy! »

Florida Man Rigs Door in Attempt to Electrocute Wife

Palm Coast (Flagler County Sheriff’s Office) – Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies responded to 110 White Hall Drive in Palm Coast on December 26 to conduct a security check of the property after the homeowner contacted authorities about suspicious statements made by his son-in-law regarding not letting a child touch the front door of the home. »

Cop at Cordova Mall Goes Ham on Alleged Shoplifter

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A video surfaced featuring a cop at the Cordova Mall in Pensacola grabbing a woman by her braids, dragging her around, and wrestling her to the ground. We only assume she’s a shoplifting suspect because of the circumstances. (Scroll down past the video to see the updates to the story). Like most viral videos, it […] »

Florida Man rescued after losing control of the swan-shaped boat he stole

An Orlando man was rescued after he stole a swan boat at Lake Eola, lost control of it, and then got stuck on the fountain. (orlandoweekly.com) UPDATE: Apparently he took a bunch of Ecstasy (MDMA) and said that “wanted to go be with the swans because they don’t judge him.” That actually makes sense actually. clickorlando.com has more […] »