Palm City (WTFF) – Two Florida men were arrested for unlawfully taking an alligator. »
Florida Men Pour Beer in Gator’s Mouth
County: Martin
Five Guys Fight at Five Guys
Stuart (WTFF) – Five Florida guys were arrested after a fight broke out in Five Guys. »
Florida Woman Refuses to Pay Bar Tab
Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a couple misdemeanors over failing to pay for some vodka and pizza, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. »
Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone
Florida (WTFF) – Hepatitis A activity continues to increase in the state of Florida, according to recently published data. »
Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend with Cheeseburger
Martin County (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. »
Deputy Jails Floridian for 41 Days over Laundry Detergent
Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian spent nearly 6 weeks in jail because a deputy found laundry detergent in his car. »
Neighbors Mad at Naked Florida Man
Stuart (WTFF) – People are complaining about a neighbor who walks around his yard naked. »
Floridian arrested after mooning people in Target
Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian is facing a felony and three misdemeanors after reportedly mooning people in Target and having a little weed at his house. »
Florida Woman Flashes Drivers on U.S. 1
Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly flashed her boobs and stuck her tongue out along a highway in Martin County. »
Lap Dance Leads to Trailer Park Brawl
Hobe Sound (WTFF) – Florida Woman was arrested by Martin County Sheriff’s deputies after she attacked a woman that was dancing suggestively on her fiancé. »
Uncouth Brooklyner Sexually Assaults Customer and Cabaret Dancer
Stuart (WTFF) – A man was arrested after pulling his penis out and rubbing it on a customer, smacking the buttocks of a dancer with his saliva-covered hand, and trying to smash through a glass door. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Stubborn Stuart Baby Boomer Calls 911 Twice to Complain About Tiny Clams
A Stuart man called 911 to request that a “law officer” visit Crabby’s Seafood Shack in regards to their “extremely” small clams. »
Homeless Florida Man Peeing Outside Publix Offers Cop a Joint
Stuart (WTFF) – A homeless Florida man allegedly asked an officer if he wanted to share a joint. Anthony D. Rocha, age 48, was going about his day like most Floridians; getting high and going to Publix. »
Florida Man Uses Dildo to Fend Off Cops
Indiantown (WTFF) – A man trespassing and taking a nap in someone’s yard was arrested after swinging a dildo at cops. »
Florida Wind Exposes New Jersey Woman’s Nether Regions
Stuart, FL (WTFF) — A New Jersey woman wearing a hospital gown in the streets was arrested in Stuart, FL on a breach of peace charge. Just as the east and west coast bring in trash from the ocean, the northern border brings in trash from the rest of America. Gloria Havens is a 60-year-old […] »
Florida Woman suspected of putting glass in food to get free meals
STUART, Fla. – A woman in Stuart, Florida, is wanted by police for allegedly scamming multiple restaurants for free meals, saying she found shards of glass in her food. »
Florida Woman arrested after flashing her father in an argument
STUART — A woman accused of exposing herself before arguing about mail got locked up on a breach of peace charge, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report. Jamie Lynn Elmerick, 26, was jailed following the July 10 incident in Stuart that “outraged and horrified” her father, the report states. Elmerick told investigators her […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Priest Pulls a Gun Out During Florida Road Rage Incident
William Rian Adams, 35, was arrested in connection with a road rage incident on Florida’s Turnpike near Palm City Wednesday after pulling out a gun, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. According to an FHP report, Adams — a priest at Calvary Episcopal Church in Fletcher, N.C. — was driving a red Chevrolet Corvette when […] »
Florida Boy, 11, Charged With Grand Theft After Crashing SUV
An 11-year-old Florida boy is charged with stealing an SUV that police say he quickly crashed. »
Florida Man beats girlfriend with sex toy because of his ‘inability to perform’
STUART, FL — A man accused of hitting his girlfriend with a sex toy and punching her after she criticized him was arrested, a report states. The 58-year-old woman identified as the victim flagged down a deputy and asked him to call the police, saying she’d been beat up. The deputy told her he was the […] »
