Miami Convenience Store Clerk Fights Off Two Men Stealing ‘America’ Beer

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Two suspects tried to steal a 12-pack of ‘America’ beer at a Miami-area convenience store.

Video shows one of the men walking up to the register with the 12-pack and looking around. Upon realizing that the clerk is not around, him and his buddy decide to walk off with the beer without paying.

The clerk runs outside to save the day, and the two men beat him up and run off with the ‘America’ beer. Full Story ⤳

Vero Beach Man Hides in Bushes and Yells Obscenities at Passers-By

VERO BEACH – Imagine you’re a woman walking her 7-year-old child down the sidewalk, when suddenly a man jumps out of the bushes and starts screaming obscenities at you.

This scenario became a reality near a Jungle Club in Vero Beach.

Indian River County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call about a drunk man yelling obscene things at people. They showed up and found a man laying in a flower bed behind some bushes.

Joseph Samuel Jones, age 22, was arrested as a result. He was also arrested last month for yelling obscenities at vehicles.

An empty 99 Bananas Schnapps liquor bottle was found next to Joseph. The officer tapped his leg, and Joseph opened his eyes, mumbled, and closed his eyes again, the deputy reports.

Joseph finally stood up, drunk and unsteady.

The cops had to physically place him in the patrol car, and once inside, he started slamming his head into the cage and rear door.

Joseph was taken to Indian River County Jail and charged with disorderly intoxication.

Naked Florida Man Drunkenly Throws Feces at Clearwater Home

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PINELLAS COUNTY, FL — A New Port Richey man was arrested for showing up to a Clearwater home naked and eventually throwing feces on a toolbox.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says 34-year-old Tommy Williams was intoxicated and high on drugs when he went to a home on San Jose Street around 1:30 Saturday morning and rang the doorbell several times, then went to the backyard and opened two sheds. Deputies say he intended to commit a burglary. Full Story ⤳

Florida man drunkenly crashes car into sheriff’s ‘Don’t Drink and Drive’ unit

A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff’s brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle.

At around 10 p.m. Saturday night during Pirate Fest, Paul M. Wilkins, 63, of Crystal River, drove through a traffic control point at US-19 and Citrus Avenue.

He hit a Citrus County Sheriff’s Office detective’s vehicle and pushed it about 30 feet into their new “Don’t Drink and Drive” patrol car. Full Story ⤳

Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument

A drunken Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch blade after he farted in her face during an argument, police say.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years — Willie Butler, 53 — as they watched television in their Immokalee apartment last week.

Burns told cops they were fighting about cash when Butler got up to go to the kitchen and broke wind on her head.

She confronted him and things turned ugly — with Butler allegedly throwing a knife at her, which missed. Full Story ⤳

Florida Man beats girlfriend with sex toy because of his ‘inability to perform’

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STUART, FL — A man accused of hitting his girlfriend with a sex toy and punching her after she criticized him was arrested, a report states.

The 58-year-old woman identified as the victim flagged down a deputy and asked him to call the police, saying she’d been beat up. The deputy told her he was the police and asked what happened.

She said her live-in boyfriend — Pritsch — “punched her in the face because, as they were having sex, she told him, ‘You’re not a man, you’re a mouse,’ in reference to his apparent inability to perform,” the report states. Full Story ⤳

Florida Man gets a DUI in his Motorized Wheelchair

They see me rollin’…

Meet Ronny Scott Hicks. Age 54. Extensive DUI record. This man was arrested on a bridge in Palm Bay and charged with a DUI… in his motorized wheelchair. This happened in the middle of the night, when the freaks come out.

According to the police, he was blocking several lanes of traffic on this bridge, and reeked of alcohol. After refusing to take a field sobriety test he was arrested. These cops also offered to get him treatment for the mysterious head wound that he had wrapped up, but he refused help.

With two DUI’s in 2013 and one in 1998, this man is no stranger to boozed up joy rides. His past convictions don’t mention if he was driving a wheelchair or not though…

There exists a $5,000 bond, so if you need a great chauffeur who works hard even when he has an open, leaking wound on his head, release this man and hire him immediately. This is truly a dedicated driver.

Ronny Scott Hicks was drunk driving in his wheelchair and blocking traffic.

So for today’s WTF Florida we celebrate Ronny Hicks for blocking traffic in his motorized wheelchair on a busy bridge. And of course he was piss drunk, how else could this happen?

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Source: http://www.nbcnews.com/