Hot Air Balloon Crash Lands into Pond Full of Alligators

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A hot air balloon carrying 17 people ended with an emergency landing in an alligator-infested pond. “Orlando Balloon Rides” said in a statement: “The pilot of an Orlando Balloon Rides passenger balloon is being praised after making a split second decision to intentionally make a water landing this morning. A change of wind direction at […] »

Wild Monkeys Attack Family at Silver Springs State Park in Ocala

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OCALA – A family from Estero had a frightening experience at Silver Springs, when they came across a group of rhesus monkeys. At first, the monkeys were just hanging out, but after a few minutes they became upset and started growling, hissing, and chasing people. Nobody was hurt, in fact, Susie Ramsey and her family […] »

Cryo Squad Hacks St. Lucie County School District’s Twitter Page

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The first post said: “After heavy consideration, our district has decided to ban all African Americans from our school.” The second was a graphic picture depicting two dead men. Third was a reply to another posting stating: “removal of African Americans will boost grades 200%.” The hackers said they did this for fun: “We’re bored […] »

Florida Man Saves FHP Trooper’s Life by Lifting Vehicle With His Bare Hands

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TAMPA – Kenny Franklin became a heroic version of Florida Man on Thursday, June 29th, 2017, on his way to work via Uber. Suddenly, his Uber driver suffered a seizure while driving on I-4 near Interstate 275. Franklin explains, “His foot is accelerating on the gas, and instantly, I’m in the back seat wondering, ‘Okay, my […] »

St. Petersburg under ‘triple butt’ vandalism attack

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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (WFLA) — You could call it a derrière dilemma, a keister caper, or even a rump riddle. Ah, yes. It is sixth-grade humor at its finest with endless comical posterior possibilities. At the end of the day, however, what’s now being called “butt graffiti” is ultimately illegal. The design is popping up […] »

Pinellas County Deputy boasts online, “Nothing Like Almost Shooting Someone to Set Your Head Right”

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A Florida sheriff’s deputy is out of a job after a photo surfaced of him boasting about almost shooting someone to “set [his] head right.” The Snapchat photo, which was posted June 25, shows Deputy Austen Callus, 23, sitting in a vehicle in plain clothes. The caption read, “Nothing like almost shooting someone to set […] »

Lakeland Dad Attacks Good Samaritan Who Found Their Lost Toddler

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Incident at Southwest Sports Complex. LAKELAND (Facebook: @LakelandPD) – On June 24, at approximately 3:35 p.m., the Lakeland Police Department responded to a disturbance at the Southwest Sports Complex, 1444 West Highland Street. During a game, a 2-year-old child got separated from her parents. A citizen who was at the at the game visiting a […] »

Empty Boat Crashes Full-Speed into Daytona Beach

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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A 20-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly stole a 36-foot boat that later crashed ashore in Daytona Beach with no one aboard, Volusia County Beach Safety officials said. Officials said Jonathan Race stole the boat from a marina in Daytona Beach Saturday morning. Coast Guard officials began searching after the […] »

Florida Woman Trusts a Stranger to Borrow Her Car along with Her 4-Year-Old Daughter

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At Santa Rosa Medical Center, Miranda McCoy let a stranger borrow her car along with her 4 year old daughter to get "a strawberry milkshake..." She trusted him because he was "like a gentleman, and very charming." The man never returned. Details are not yet provided, but the 4 year old girl, Alanda McCoy, was safely found that same afternoon, after a Florida Amber Alert was issued. »

Cops Discover Meth Lab, Golf Cart Chop Shop In Villager’s Garage

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The Villages, a hilariously-large retirement community in Florida, is the fastest-growing “city” in the country—with more than 117,000 people, 48 golf courses, geriatric sex (with a resulting high rate of STDs), and absolutely no children (they’re only permitted to visit for up to 30 days a year). Residents primarily drive golf carts, with some luxury […] »

Serial mailbox destroyer wreaks havoc on neighborhood

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A Pensacola man is facing multiple charges for allegedly destroying nine mailboxes, throwing a scooter through a window and damaging two vehicles in a neighborhood. Police say Demetrics Bethea White, 25, committed the string of crimes early on Tuesday morning. His arrest report claims he went to his ex-girlfriend’s house in the 100 block of […] »

Jacksonville Cop Threatens Jail Time for Jay Walking

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The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office is reviewing video of an officer’s heated interaction with a man cited for crossing the street illegally. Action News Jax brought the video to JSO — and spoke with the man who shot the footage. It happened Tuesday near the intersection of Arlington and Lillian Roads. The man involved crossed the […] »

Florida man jailed after claiming cannibals wanted to eat his intestines

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A man complaining that cannibals were determined to eat his intestines was tased on Monday by Lake County sheriff’s deputies. According to an arrest affidavit, deputies were called to a Groveland home to a verbal disturbance. After speaking with the suspect, 23-year-old McKade Samuel Crumby, they decided to place him into a mental institution. Crumbly […] »