Trump Supporter and Televangelist, Paula White, sells eternal life for $1,144

Every president and presidential candidate boasts of having spiritual leaders in their lives, but Donald Trump’s is making money selling desperate Christians eternal life for the bargain price of $1,144. Despite all of Trump’s statements mocking the religion of others, televangelist Paula White is apparently responsible for leading Donald Trump to Christ. However, she might […] »

350-pound Florida Man flees from Walmart with two stolen TVs, leaving behind his pants and ID. Cops then find crack pipe stuffed with Brillo in his anus.

OCTOBER 5–In a scene deserving of a “Yakety Sax” score, a 350-pound Florida man ran from a Walmart with two stolen TVs, but his getaway was compromised when his pants–containing his ID–“fell off as he ran away,” according to cops who yesterday apprehended the suspect, who had a crack pipe stuffed with Brillo buried in […] »

Florida Cop Accidentally Shoots and Kills 73 Year Old Librarian As Crowd Watches in Horror

Mary Knowlton
A 73-year-old librarian became the latest victim of police in Punta Gorda, Florida. However, her tragic death — in front of 34 people, during an officer’s demonstration about police use of deadly force — is far from the, unfortunately common, tales of violence by law enforcement. Mary Knowlton signed up to be a student in […] »

Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’

Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’ Well, when you put it that way…. A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home in Largo allegedly told police he was masturbating to loud music when he suddenly felt “like going out and destroying stuff,” according to WFLA.com. The Largo Police Department got a call […] »

Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn

Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn A man in Palm Bay, Florida, says his family feels threatened after vandals used a chemical to burn the racial slur n***** into his front lawn. Courtney Gordon told WESH-TV that someone likely used weed killer to plaster the hateful word on his lawn, which faces the street. […] »

Florida man headbutts mom because he didn’t want to eat Chick-fil-A

LARGO, Fla. – It appears a Central Florida man didn’t have an appetite for Chick-fil-A. Derek Foreman, 30, was arrested in the past week after striking his mom at their Largo, Fla., home. Foreman and his mom live together. On a recent evening, she brought home Chick-fil-A. Foreman became upset and head-butted her in the […] »

Donald Lee Hicks rams his Confederate Flag van into black couple while shouting racial slurs

A man is accused of trying to use his Confederate flag-decorated van to take a parking space from an African-American couple. Donald Lee Hicks was taken to Broward jail. His bond was set at $40,000, $20,000 for each count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The weapon, a 1997 Dodge van, bore the Georgia battle […] »

Tampa Mayor jokes about watching reporters ‘cry like little girls’ as he pointed machine gun at them

tampa mayor shooting
Last year, Bob Buckhorn stood on a Navy warfare boat and fired blanks from a .50-caliber machine gun as a crowd watched. The Tampa mayor was just “rescued” from his mock captors as part of a military demonstration in Florida. At this year’s Special Operations Forces Industry Conference, Buckhorn talked about that experience and joked about pointing the machine gun […] »

Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs

Miranda Johns
A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs. Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal. According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns […] »

Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid

Angela Austin-Knight
Here in Sebastian we have a 48-year-old woman who, according to an affidavit, attacked her husband with a toilet lid. Angela Austin-Knight was arrested for domestic violence after police showed up in the 900 block of Truman Street in Sebastian, Florida. The frightened husband told the 911 dispatcher that he “locked himself in the bathroom and his […] »

Florida Cracker accidentally shoots his gun in Cracker Barrel

Cracker Barrel
This happened in a Cracker Barrel at 200 Hickman Circle in Sanford. Imagine you are sitting down eating typical white American food, engorging your already fat and diabetes-ridden gut with fried lard and sausage, when suddenly… GUN FIRE! Our proud ‘Murican, William Hoback, accidentally fired his gun when it slipped out of the holster. The bullet […] »

Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula

Brandon Stepherson
Police arrested a 33-year-old Broward County man after they say he robbed a Wells Fargo and committed a home invasion armed with a spatula. Brandon Stepherson, of Hollywood, was arrested on an unarmed robbery charge by the Fort Myers Police Department and armed home invasion count by the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. Authorities nabbed by K-9 units 24 minutes […] »

Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend

Apparently her boyfriend had been lying about how much money he was making, so this woman, Trisha Brower, shows up at the hamburger joint he works at and confronts him about the $145 difference. You see, rent was due and this live-in boyfriend of hers was holding out. After a little argument she starts walking out […] »

SunRail a.k.a. SunFAIL hits a dump truck

SunRail a.ka. SunFail
First of all, this is the most laughable form of public transit to date. I’d rather ride a donkey to work. They’re closed on weekends and holidays, have an extremely limited schedule, slow as fuck, overpriced, and most annoyingly of all: there is nowhere to fucking go once you get off the train stops! No […] »

Florida Man on probation for autotheft heads to police station (in a stolen vehicle) to pick up some stuff he left in another stolen vehicle.

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Of course this happened in Tampa, the butthole of Florida. This guy actually showed up at a police station in a stolen car, to pick up his personal items that he left in ANOTHER stolen car… yo that’s way too easy for these cops, at least make them work a little… Source: https://www.wtsp.com/ »