Key West (WTFF) – A Florida couple was arrested after reportedly having sex in a woman’s yard. »
Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard
County: Monroe
Octopus Haircut
Thank you Debra Rivero for sending this wonderful photo of a man with an Octopus shaved into his head. »
Stripper gets Felony for Throwing Coconut at Creeper
Key West (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a felony charge after throwing a coconut towards a man that was filming her without consent. »
Maryland Man Who Attacked a Pelican in Key West Arrested
Ocean City, MD (WTFF) – William Hunter Hardesty has been arrested and charged with animal cruelty to migratory birds and the intentional feeding of pelicans. »
Tourist Attacks Pelican, Posts Video Online, Starts GoFundMe
Key West (WTFF) – A tourist from Maryland will face animal cruelty and molestation of a protected species charges after posting a video of himself pouncing on a pelican at a Key West marina, police say. »
Fapping Florida Man Walks to Porn Store
Key Largo (WTFF) – A Homestead man was arrested after reportedly masturbating while walking to an adult book store. »
Florida Man Kicks a ‘F*cking Faggot’ at Gay Bar
Key West (WTFF) – A Republican from Pompano Beach was arrested after reportedly punching a bouncer and kicking a patron while shouting gay slurs at a gay bar on Duval Street. »
Blew Out a Flop
Somewhere in The Keys… »
Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity
Monroe County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after he slashed another man with a machete over an argument that started over an unplugged power cord. »
Moving day through the Everglades, Florida
Circa 1930–1945 The Tichnor Brothers Collection »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Florida Man tells cop his new scooter came packed with meth, coke
Key Largo (WTFF) – An unlicensed man driving a scooter full of meth, coke, and more, told the cop he that bought the scooter earlier and it came with the drugs. »
Florida Keys Man Steals a Bulldozer, Leaves Behind Beers and Wallet
It’s Wednesday night and Big Pine Key man Mark Moses is drunk. This is, after all, the Florida Keys. He stumbled his way over to a bulldozer company and gets a bright idea… Moses somehow managed to steal one of the bulldozer and take it for a joy ride. After he got bored with that, […] »
Florida Chicken takes her pet human paddleboarding
Karly Venezia took this photo with a 1-year-old chicken named Loretta. “Loretta is very curious and follows us around the yard, and living in the Florida Keys, we like to get out on the water so it only seemed natural to us to take Loretta paddleboarding and boating and things that we do with our […] »
Key West Welcome Sign Mysteriously Vanishes, Replaced With Crappy One
KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) — Officials in Key West have a mystery on their hands. They want to know who took the sign that welcomed visitors to “Paradise U.S.A.” »
Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades
It now appears that two of Florida’s worst environmental issues have joined forces. Invasive Burmese pythons are disrupting the Everglades to the point where mammals are now extremely scarce, and mosquitoes are forced to feed off rats that carry dangerous viruses. A new study published in the journal Biology Letters from the University of Florida […] »
Naked 66-Year-Old Florida Man Drunkenly Discharges Weapons
KEY LARGO, Fla. — Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air. »
Florida Man Cuts Girlfriend with Her Dead Mom’s Urn
Weapons come in all forms. Sometimes, our people get very creative and expand from the standard repertoire of guns and machetes. Chad Rupp is a 26-year-old Florida Man who lives in Key West. On Wednesday night, he earned his awful wings and ended up on our site for weaponizing a sacred object. Him and his […] »
Florida Man Uses Air Gun to Protect his Curb Trash from Kids
Saying “I run this street, not the cops,” a Tavernier man threatened two kids with an air rifle Thursday when he saw them walking down his road, police say. James Joyce, 53, reportedly believed the youths, ages 11 and 14, were rummaging through stuff he put to the curb as trash on West Indies Road. […] »
The Green Parrot Bar in Key West
Just your friendly Florida neighborhood bar… »
Rednecks go Shark Fishin’ Using a Fat Belly as Bait
Rednecks Go Shark Fishin’ Using a Fat Belly If only we could train nurse sharks to bite dicks off, we could help control our Florida Man epidemic. This little fella made a brave attempt at vasectomizing one of these creatures, but was killed in the process. Posted by WTF Florida? on Wednesday, September 27, 2017 […] »
Homeless Couple Moves Under Big Pine House with All Their Possessions
Joseph DiNovo owns a house at 30152 Coconut Highway, but like most people in the Keys, lives elsewhere. »
Florida mom leaves toddler in car while shopping at Publix
A woman in Key Largo thought she had a perfectly good reason to leave her toddler alone in a car at Publix while she went shopping on a Sunday night. When deputies asked her why she left her 1-year-old baby alone in the car while she perused the produce aisle, she told them this: “This […] »
Florida man dies after he’s sucker punched at gas station
A 62-year-old man died after he was sucker punched while sitting outside a gas station in the Florida Keys, news reports say. Steven Sanderson, who is homeless, was outside a Chevron station on Friday night when Fred R. Hauch, 53, hit him, the FlKeyNews reports. Sanderson struck his head when he fell to the ground; […] »
Landlord facing first-degree murder charges after eviction goes wrong
An eviction turned deadly Friday night and a landlord is now in jail on a first-degree murder charge after police say he shot a tenant living at his parent’s Duck Key home. Ryan Wilder, 32, of Winter Springs, Fla. is being held in county jail in Marathon on no bond. Monroe County Sheriff’s Office detectives […] »
Tampa stripper stabbed partner in both eyes, shoved piece of wood down throat
Justin Calhoun arrested on charge of attempted murder »
Miami men charged in rare deer theft pleads not guilty
Two South Florida men accused of hog-tying three endangered Key deer in the middle of the night last month in the Lower Keys now face federal charges in addition to the state charges they were already facing. Erik Damas Acosta, 18, of Miami Gardens and Tumani Anthony Younge, 23, of Tamarac were arrested July 2 […] »
Florida Couple Diving For Lobster Instead Finds Human Bones
Instead of finding crustaceans, a couple diving for lobster under a North Key Largo bridge found human bones. The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said Monday that a man and woman were diving for lobster under the Card Sound Bridge that connects mainland Florida with the Florida Keys when they spotted a skull and several other […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Cocaine Found Inside Key West Cookie Monster
Camus McNair faces drug charge after discovery during traffic stop. »
Three Endangered Deer Rescued From Car in Florida Keys
"I wanted to take a picture with them," said Erik Acosta of Miami Gardens. Him and his friend are facing felony charges as they sit in the Monroe County Jail on Stock Island. »
Turtle Relaxes in Pool
According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC), the 250-pound loggerhead was attempting to lay eggs on an Islamorada beach when she became disoriented and ended up in an oceanside residential pool. »
Drunk man crashes stolen forklift in Florida Keys
MARATHON, Fla. — Florida Keys authorities say a drunken man from Rhode Island stole a forklift and crashed into a gate, telling deputies he lost his car keys and needed something to drive. The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that 44-year-old Edward Quinton of Greenwich, Rhode Island told deputies he was […] »
Florida Mom arrested for mailing drugs to her incarcerated daughter
A Duck Key woman was arrested Thursday for mailing drugs to the Monroe County Detention Center. 55 year old Nadine Carroll mailed an envelope containing Buprenorphine to the Stock Island Detention Center in September. The envelope was addressed to her daughter, Shannon Carroll, who was arrested September 15th and is still in jail on charges […] »
