Royal Palm Beach (WTFF) – An unmasked Florida man brandished a firearm and threatened the life of a masked man in Walmart during an apparent argument. »
Anti-Masker Pulls Gun On Walmart Shopper
Tag: Guns
Elderly Florida Man Points Gun & Knife at Escort, Assaults Her
Naples (WTFF) – A 71-year-old man was arrested for threatening and assaulting a woman he met on a sugar daddy website. »
Florida Man Accidentally Kills Himself Playing With Gun Waiting for Haircut
Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man died Thursday morning after accidentally shooting himself with the gun that he was playing with while waiting for a haircut in his home. »
Florida Man Pulls Gun on Drive-Thru Honker
"I’ll kill anybody in here!" he said after being honked at in a Burger King drive-thru. »
Republican Mayor Finally Realizes ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Aren’t Working, Then Proposes Disarming the Proletariat
Clearwater (WTFF) – The Mayor of Clearwater proposed a ban on “assault weapons” and high capacity ammunition on Monday, saying the city needed to “do more than thoughts and prayers.” »
Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor
Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A convict awaiting sentencing threw “urine fluid all over” the prosecutor, police say. »
Glock Ness Monster
It’s rumored that the Glock Ness Monster lives in Lake Okeechobee. Only this photo exists. There are no living witnesses of the Glock Ness Monster. »
Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber
Ocala (WTFF) – A convicted felon was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison after an investigation revealed that he was in possession of a firearm and ammunition. »
Gun Stolen During Masked Orgy
Deltona (WTFF) – A 9mm Glock was stolen from a bedroom during a sex party in which guests wore masks and used code names. »
Kill 200 People
Anti-Gun Activist Attempts False Flag Operation at Walmart
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – Police have identified a man who allegedly told a Walmart salesperson that he was looking for something “that would kill 200 people.” »
30-50 Feral Gators
Legit question for rural Floridians – How do I kill the 30-50 feral gators that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play? »
Florida Man Pulls Gun on Delivery Men for Being Late
Manatee County (WTFF) – A Florida man pulled a gun on delivery men because his furniture didn’t arrive on time. »
Firearms aren’t the cause of violence.
Florida Man Reportedly Pulls Gun on Woman Who Refused to Try His Vape Pen at McDonald’s
St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after deputies say he pulled a gun on a woman at McDonald’s after she refused to try his vape pen. »
Horse on Combee Rd.
Posted by James D. Jr. on July 15 with the following caption: Theres something you dont normally see on combee rd. 🤦♂️ One comment provided more details: This lady actually treats her horses better than herself I spoke with her once at metro. She was also arrested for DUI while riding the horse once lol. […] »
Florida Man Chops Penis Off Wife’s Lover
Bell (WTFF) – A Florida man used a pair of scissors to cut off the penis of a man he suspected of sleeping with his wife, deputies say. »
Family Vacation in Florida
Florida Man Shoots at Van After Getting Rear-Ended
Kissimmee (WTFF) – A Florida man who shot at a van while driving on Florida’s Turnpike told authorities that he was trying to get the van to slow down after the driver rear-ended him. »
Florida Woman Waves Shotgun at Kids Swimming in Canal
Weeki Wachee (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly pointing a shotgun at a group of kids playing in the canal behind her home. »
Naked Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot After Reports of Gunfire
Titusville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly running through a Walmart parking lot naked. »
Cops Versus People With Guns
Redneck Robbery Results in Arrests
Mascotte (WTFF) – Three Florida men were arrested after an armed robbery led police to their guns and meth. »
Speeding Florida Man Shoots Tailgater on I-4
Volusia County (WTFF) – A Florida man was shot after following a speeding vehicle on Interstate 4. »
Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Woman at Publix
Miami (WTFF) – A woman standing in line at Publix was wounded after an off-duty police officer accidentally discharged his firearm. »
Mixed race kids, 12 and 16, reportedly get shot at, called racial slurs
Leesburg (WTFF) – A brother and sister walking home from a convenience store were shot at and called racial slurs by two men last week, according to police. »
Books and Guns
Republicans want to ban books. Democrats want to ban guns. We’re all going to be illiterate and defenseless if we let these politicians have their way. »
Opinion: It’s Time to Ban All Guns
Written by: Huffmeister Schnitzelberger Gun violence in America has gone on too long. It’s time to ban all guns. »
‘Ban Assault Weapons Now’ Could Put Anti-Gun Amendment on 2020 Ballot
Florida (WTFF) – The political committee “Ban Assault Weapons Now” proposed a constitutional amendment that would make possession of certain rifles a felony. »
AR-15
The articles on WTF Florida often have a liberal slant. We do that on purpose because it’s funny and we do actually support many left-leaning ideas in politics, such as treatment over prison for drug addicts, free access to quality health care and education, treating our environment with respect, and generally making progress. One distinction […] »
Parkland Shooter is now a Registered Republican
Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – Nikolas Cruz, the alleged gunman at Parkland High, registered to vote while in jail. »
Another Cowardly White Republican Goes on Shooting Spree, This Time at a Yoga Studio
Tallahassee (WTFF) – Another shooting spree happened in the United States, which isn’t really news. This time it was at a Yoga studio. »
Banning Guns
Banning guns to prevent violence is like teaching abstinence-only programs to prevent pregnancies. »
Stand Your Ground
If someone tries to assault you in any way, be sure to Stand Your Ground and place a bullet inside of them. If you let them live, they could hurt someone else. If you go through the courts, the assailant will be untouchable if they have money or political clout. Do the world a favor and exercise […] »
Bicycling Florida Man Shot During Tattoo Argument
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was shot on Friday night during an argument about a tattoo. »
Bad Review Leads to a Drive-By Shooting
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly shooting up the home of someone who left a bad review about the restaurant that his roommate’s mother owns. »
Florida Man Finally Charged in Parking Lot Shooting
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man who shot and killed an unarmed father over a parking lot dispute is now being charged with manslaughter. »
Unhinged Liberal Snowflake Shoots Friend in Ass After Political Argument on Facebook
Tampa (WTFF) – A butthurt snowflake was arrested after showing up to his friend’s house and shooting him in the thigh and butt cheek after arguing about politics on Cuckbook. »
Xanaxed Transplant Arrested for Domestic Violence
Mascotte (WTFF) – A Florida Transplant was arrested after reportedly beating and threatening his girlfriend. »
U.S. Court Blocks 3D Gun Information Again
The Internet (WTFF) – A website housing blueprints for 3D-printed guns has been shut down by a federal judge. »
