Woman exhibits road rage in a unique Florida fashion

Dancing Florida Woman

Uttering her contempt by grabbing her breasts and throwing her middle fingers in the air, this Florida woman performs her ritual road-rage dance in front of this dash cam:

Her male counterpart rammed into their vehicle while this white trash yee-haw redneck slut steps out to do her silly taunting. She also punched the victim’s side mirror and spat on the car.

Our graceful creature uttered to our camera-wielding victims, “I’ll sue you for taking my mother-f***in’ picture, hoe.” Thank you Florida education system, for producing humans with such eloquent lyrics.

I’m just surprised nobody got shot. Florida is number one in the country for gun ownership, not even per capita, but the highest number of guns period, even higher than Texas. This glorious “gunshine state” also boasts the lowest funding in the nation for mental health care. So when you do the math, you will find that Florida contains a bunch of insane people running around with guns.

And of course these uneducated monkeys are driving a gigantic gas-guzzling ‘Murica vehicle, because people in Florida are useless consumers who have no thoughts of their own.

Reinforcing the “white people can’t dance” stereotype, here is a lovely screenshot of the action:

Dancing Florida Woman utters her contempt by making a fool of herself