Category: News

Florida Man calls 12-year-old boy the n-word, punches out his teeth; is not arrested

Brittany Graham was at work when she received a FaceTime call from her 12-year-old son Malikai, showing how his two front teeth had been knocked out by a 27-year-old man he said called him the “n-word.” The man, Vincent Cefalo, 27, of Port Charlotte, has not been arrested, but the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office has […] »

Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him: “I Deserve It”

VERO BEACH, Florida – Earlier this morning, the Vero Beach Police Department received a call about a burglary near the Flamingo Laundromat on U.S. Highway 1. As officers arrived, they saw several people in the parking lot of Flamingo Laundry. One man, who was later identified as 28-year-old Mark Edward Pritchard, of Vero Beach, was […] »

Pasco man arrested for driving into person who set bananas on his car

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Pasco County man is facing charges for hitting a person with his car following an argument involving bananas. »

Childcare workers caught berating 8-year-old kid with autism

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. – Two childcare workers have turned themselves into police custody after a video surfaced of them berating, taunting and throwing a backpack at an 8-year-old child with autism. »

Girl, 4, shoots self while grabbing candy in grandma’s purse

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) – A 4-year-old Florida girl has died after accidentally pulling the trigger of a gun when she reached into her grandmother’s purse for candy. »

Flaming Pumpkins Block Traffic on I-75 near Tampa

Florida got an early start on their Halloween decorating, albeit in a very unorthodox way… A semi-truck carrying pumpkins crashed into a guard rail on I-75 near Tampa, then exploded. »

Florida Man Stops For Gas During Police Chase

LAKE MARY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) – The Seminole County Sheriff’s Office posted a hot new video on their Facebook page. »

Store Owner May Be Charged For Shooting When Florida Man Stole Beer

COCOA, Florida – The owner of a convenience store may face a criminal charge after he fired a gun when a Florida man attempted to steal beer on Wednesday in Cocoa, Florida. Around 10 a.m. on September 20, 2017, a Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputy was in the area of a Chevron convenience store located at […] »

Almost 30 animals removed from Florida home covered in feces, urine

Almost 30 animals had to be removed from a Florida home that authorities say was covered in feces and urine. The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office was called Tuesday by the Department of Children and Families to check on the home in Spring Hill, just north of Tampa. »

Florida Women beat another driver in middle of Pasco roadway

NEW PORT RICHEY (FOX 13) – Two women have been charged with battery and burglary after an alleged case of road rage turned into a violent beating at a busy Pasco County intersection Monday. The ordeal was recorded by a witness who was shocked by what was unfolding. »

Florida Man arrested for flashing people while begging for money

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Customers at a Citgo gas station in West Palm Beach got much more than snacks, gas and beverages this past weekend. »

Florida Man Gives Up Trying to Teach Middle Schoolers in Jacksonville

A Duval County teacher is suspended without pay after students allegedly flashed their breasts and twerked in his classroom. »

Twitter account of Florida lawmaker, who’s trying to declare porn a public health crisis, ‘liked’ a porn clip

State Rep. Ross Spano, a Republican who just two days ago filed a bill to declare pornography a public health crisis in Florida, appears to have “liked” a pornographic tweet from his account. »

STD Rates in Florida

Florida Counties by STD Rate: Total Gonorrhea, Chlamydia & Infectious Syphilis, 2015 * – Indicates the county rate is statistically significantly different from the statewide rate. Sorted by Rate from highest to lowest. »

Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts

Trampites are a peculiar species. Here in Florida, we just get used to their antics. We smile and nod as they describe their disturbing sexual escapades. We adapt to their unpredictability; from their avoidance of using turn signals to their random public masturbation, we find ways to safely share the beautiful state of Florida with […] »

Florida Man in women’s restroom gets phone stolen

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. (CBS12) — A man had his phone stolen out of his hands while he was charging it in the women’s bathroom on April 2. According to the the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office, a man entered the women’s restroom at the Whispering Pines Clubhouse to charge his phone. »

Florida Woman Seduces Linemen into Fixing Her Power after Irma

ABC Action News reports: FORT MYERS, Fla. — A Florida woman got creative with spare spray paint and plywood and made a sign to get the power company’s attention. “I thought that all of my neighbors would get a huge kick out of it,” said Kynse Agles. She posed for a photo next to her […] »

Republican Ross Spano Proposes a Bill Declaring Porn a Public Health Crisis

Living in Florida can be stressful. More often than not, an ejaculation can safely unravel the knotted web of frustration spun into our minds by the scolding heat and insanity that we face on a daily basis. Porn helps with this release immensely, especially for those on a tight schedule. Most people can agree it’s […] »

Jacksonville Man Punches a 66-Year-Old Woman in the Face

On Monday, September 11, 2017 an unknown male suspect became involved in a physical altercation with a 66 year old female victim at Texaco located at 7148 Philips Highway. The suspect punched the victim in the face and she fell to the ground. The victim sustained a serious head injury and is now in critical […] »

Stolen Bacon Leads to an Altercation in Waffle House

Nothing sane ever happens in a Waffle House, it’s basically just a place where people go to sober up via carbs. Nothing proper ever happens in North Florida, it’s basically just lower Alabama. So, when you combine these two forces, they reverse polarity and create something amazing… Take for instance, this drunk 28-year-old man in […] »

Florida Man scams women by pretending to have cancer; pulls gun on reporter

Sometimes good things happen in Florida. Cute headlines make national news against the torrent of derelicts that toply rank our Florida Man articles. These good headlines are not always what they seem. Take for instance: “Florida Man With Terminal Cancer Fulfills Dying Wish, Marries a Long Lost Love After Reconnecting on Facebook…” Sounds great, eh? […] »

Altamonte couple arrested for stealing downed power lines

As reported by Action News Jax: A Florida man and woman were arrested for stealing downed power lines after Hurricane Irma, according to officials. »

DeLand Man, 70, arrested after machete fight in bank parking lot

  Now here’s something you hardly ever see outside of South Florida… »

Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police

Orwin Manor is a ritzy little neighborhood in Orlando. Within one of these overpriced homes near the intersection of Harmon and Wisconsin Avenue lives a couple, who like many Florida couples, made it onto our website. As would anyone living in a city completely devoid of culture or quality entertainment, the girl living in this […] »

Prisoner Jumps out of Bus Trying to Escape and Dies

A prisoner transport bus was traveling down the Turnpike in Lake Worth Monday afternoon. The passengers had evacuated because of Irma, and were returning to the South Florida Evaluation and Treatment Center in Florida City. »

82-Year-Old Florida Woman Spits on Officer’s Face at Publix

When you think of grandmas going grocery shopping, it’s normal to imagine gentle women cutting out coupons and writing checks as they hold up the line. It’s normal to imagine mild-mannered sweetness emanating from them, disarming your frustration and making you smile at the slight inconvenience of being stuck behind them at the checkout lane. […] »

Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating

Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s. Like most Florida couples, they have issues. For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve […] »

Florida Woman Attacks a Lady to Get Her Uterus Back

Tucked away in the country side of Gainesville there is a village called Grace Marketplace. The establishment provides respite to the homeless; acting as a shelter of sorts during harsh weather, feeding those who are hungry, and providing mental health care to victims of Florida. »

Teacher says classroom thefts happened when school was used as hurricane shelter

LOXAHATCHEE, Fla. (CBS 12) One teacher says hurricane evacuees, who were sheltering at her school during Hurricane Irma, may have taken things from her desk and classroom at Seminole Ridge High School. »

Florida Man tries to steal fire truck while crews respond to emergency call

TAMARAC, Fla. (CBS12) — Authorities say a drunk man tried to steal a Tamarac Fire Rescue truck while the crew responded to an emergency call. »

Road raging Florida Man rams 16-year-old who was driving too slowly on Shands Bridge

A newly licensed teen and her family were victimized by road rage early Thursday evening when the driver of a pickup truck rammed their vehicle on the Shands Bridge, according to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office. »

Sign language interpreter used gibberish, warned of bears, monsters during Hurricane Irma update

Jane Smith kindly interpreted the complete nonsense this Manatee County Man was signing. Go follow her on Twitter @Just_J4now to show some love and support. She’s facing some backlash and could use some encouraging words from real Floridians to prove that we’re not all this ignorant here… Officials in Manatee County, Florida are under fire […] »

Florida Woman beats a man for denying her sex

“Stop hitting me!” cried out a Florida Man at 2am on Thursday. Florida Woman Rebecca Lynn Phelps smacked him in retaliation to the request. She screamed with anger and left red marks on his face. She then scratched him. Blood dripped down from the scratch on his arm as he threatened to call 911. Just […] »

Orlando Karate Teacher Tries Seducing an 11-Year-Old Boy

Most of us guys remember having a crush on a woman twice our age as a kid. Well, here we are in the future, and while we don’t have hoverboards yet, we do have the ability to send information at nearly the speed of light through satellites… We can use this technology for many things: […] »

Florida Couple Escaping Hurricane Irma Crash Car into Atlanta Hotel Swimming Pool

ACWORTH, Ga. – Two Floridians who fled to metro Atlanta to escape Hurricane Irma credit a local police department with helping them recover from a freak accident here that almost cost them their lives. »

Florida Nun Cleans Up Irma’s Mess with a Chainsaw

This service is probably worth like 100 Hail Mary’s… »

Florida Man with pockets full of drugs says pants were borrowed

FORT PIERCE — A man police found with pain pills in his pocket said he was unaware of the Percocet in his pants, saying he borrowed the trousers that morning. »

Two Jacksonville Men Steal a Power Pole with an SUV

Two men were arrested in Jacksonville for trying to steal a power utility pole after Hurricane Irma. »

Polk County Man Loots Alcohol after Hurricane Irma

POLK COUNTY — A 25-year-old man is accused of looting a restaurant after curfew in Polk County on Tuesday. »

Ax-Wielding Guest Threatens Man who Gave Him a Place to Stay During Hurricane Irma

A Port St. Lucie man, trying to do the right thing during Hurricane Irma, learned that no good deed goes unpunished. He was letting Tarvice Lamar Payne stay at his home in the 900 block of SW Connecticut Terrace during the storm when his guest attacked him, according to Port St. Lucie police. Payne, 33, […] »