Category: Crime

Drunk Florida Man Opens Fire on Target Shooting Neighbors

Guns on top of guns… here’s a story that exemplifies North Florida perfectly… Fountain is a tiny little hick town in Bay County, where quality family time is often spent shooting things. From varmints to cans to hay stacks, there’s a whole slew of exciting objects to practice your marksmanship on while soaking up the […] »

Naked 66-Year-Old Florida Man Drunkenly Discharges Weapons

KEY LARGO, Fla. — Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air. »

Drunken Florida Man Makes a Hobby out of Threatening Rape and Beheadings

VERO BEACH – Floridians have some strange hobbies. These hobbies get even more strange when alcohol is involved. Runners in Vero Beach got a taste of this adage on Sept. 20, around the Merrill P. Barber Bridge. Michael Girardin is a 62-year-old homeless Florida Man who was pedaling around on his bike while downing copious […] »

Delray Dealer Invites Police into Home, Exposing $300,000, Drugs, and Guns

DELRAY BEACH – Jovani Alexander Caprio knew that his Delray Beach townhouse was filled with drugs and cash. But when he was asked by members of a Palm Beach County sheriff’s drug task force if they could check the home on the 100 block of Coconut Key Lane despite not having a warrant, Caprio agreed […] »

St. Lucie Man tells the FBI he’s a very good bomb maker

Fort Pierce got some attention from the FBI on Thursday, Sept. 28 when they assisted St. Lucie County Sheriff’s officers with an arrest. Charles Baker merited the visit by sending an online note to the FBI claiming to be a “very good bomb maker.” They were not impressed with his self-proclaimed skills. Perhaps if he […] »

Florida Man Cuts Girlfriend with Her Dead Mom’s Urn

Weapons come in all forms. Sometimes, our people get very creative and expand from the standard repertoire of guns and machetes. Chad Rupp is a 26-year-old Florida Man who lives in Key West. On Wednesday night, he earned his awful wings and ended up on our site for weaponizing a sacred object. Him and his […] »

Ex-Boyfriend and Ex-Best-Friend of Florida Woman Attack Her Over Snapchat Comment

MARCO ISLAND, Fla. – A Marco Island woman said she was attacked and held at gunpoint in her own home – all because of comments she made on Snapchat. Andrew Kelbe, 20, and Kendall Feehan, 18, face charges of armed burglary and assault after Kortni Mirarcki, 18, of Marco Island said they entered her home […] »

Florida Man steals from Kmart, blames Illuminati and fags

A Florida man arrested yesterday for stealing items from a Kmart told police that the “Illuminati made me do it.” »

Florida Man Uses Air Gun to Protect his Curb Trash from Kids

Saying “I run this street, not the cops,” a Tavernier man threatened two kids with an air rifle Thursday when he saw them walking down his road, police say. James Joyce, 53, reportedly believed the youths, ages 11 and 14, were rummaging through stuff he put to the curb as trash on West Indies Road. […] »

Florida Woman suspected of putting glass in food to get free meals

STUART, Fla. – A woman in Stuart, Florida, is wanted by police for allegedly scamming multiple restaurants for free meals, saying she found shards of glass in her food. »

1-year-old overdoses on heroin in suburban West Palm Beach, caretakers arrested

PALM BEACH COUNTY, Fla. – Two people are charged after a 1-year-old child overdosed on heroin at a suburban West Palm Beach home early this year, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office. »

Florida Man brings fake bomb to Reb Lobster “just to make you smile”

LARGO, Fla. – A man walked into a Red Lobster claiming to work for the Taliban and have a bomb in his bag. Largo Police Department received a call from the GM of the Red Lobster at Largo Mall located at 10500 Ulmerton Rd. Thursday afternoon. According to the GM, a man with a black […] »

Florida Man bullies Publix employees and gets tazed by cops

ROYAL PALM BEACH – A Palm Beach Gardens man allegedly started an altercation with a Publix Super Market store manager, then fought with Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies when they attempted to handcuff him, according to an arrest report. »

Florida Mom tried to run over son-in-law for exposing their affair to her daughter

A Jupiter woman is facing a felony charge after she allegedly tried to run over her daughter’s husband with her Mercedes-Benz, according to an arrest report. »

Drunk Ocoee Man arrested for impersonating a cop

53-year-old Ocoee man Albert Dolan was doing what Florida Man does best… Drinking. He got the bright idea to hop into his Dodge Charger with fake police lights and drive 66 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. An officer spotted him and pulled him over. Albert screamed that he was a cop and worked for […] »

Florida Man Brings Cocaine to Hospital Patient

VERO BEACH — An Indian River Medical Center visitor was accused of providing a syringe of cocaine to a patient, according to an arrest affidavit. »

Palm Bay Weed Man Accidentally Texts Police Officer

PALM BAY, Florida – On Saturday, a West Melbourne Police officer called the Palm Bay Police Department after receiving a text message from someone in their jurisdiction wanting to sell them marijuana. The text message read “Hey Jen lmk rf u need any trees” from the Palm Bay resident with an emoji sign that appeared […] »

Fort Myers homeowner uses Jiu-Jitsu skills on burglar

FORT MYERS, Fla. – Here’s a piece of advice for crooks: If you’re going to break into someone’s house, know whose house you’re breaking into. Lee County deputies said Josue Ortiz picked the wrong house, which he found out when the homeowner beat him using his Jiu-Jitsu skills. »

Killer Clown Florida Woman Arrested After 27 Years

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Police in Florida say they’ve arrested a woman accused of dressing up like a clown 27 years ago and fatally shooting the wife of her future husband. »

Florida Man steals $17 worth of potato chips using a machete

BAY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE (Press Release) – The Bay County Sheriff’s Office was called to a business on Panama City Beach this [Monday] morning at about 11 a.m. in reference to a report of a man with a machete stealing items. »

Florida Man throws broken remote control at paramedic’s head

DELRAY BEACH – A 78-year-old Boca Raton man was arrested at Delray Medical Center on Sunday after he allegedly hit a paramedic in the back of the head with a television remote because the remote wasn’t working, according to an arrest report. »

Florida Man pulls a shotgun on wife and friends for “not having his back” during arrest

A Newberry man was arrested after threatening to kill his wife and their visitors, according to an Alachua County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. This man also beat a Hispanic man in November 2016 while yelling, “This is for Donald Trump!” and “Let’s Trump down!” »

Road-raging Palm Beach Woman pulls out a 9mm threatening to “kill a n*gger”

WEST PALM BEACH – Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies say a 22-year-old woman in a SUV pulled out a gun, pointed it at another driver in traffic and said she was going to “kill a n*gger” during a road-rage incident this month. »

Coked out Florida Man drifts a Scion through Publix parking lot

In the middle of the night on September 24, 2017, a Cape Coral officer was doing a routine check around the Publix Super Market at Santa Barbara Centre. »

Good Samaritan fatally shot while helping elderly man in Florida

PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (AP) — A Broward County gunman fatally shot a good Samaritan who had confronted him for yelling at an elderly man who was cutting the grass. »

Seafood delivery driver allegedly ejaculates on woman at Sabine Sandbar

A 33-year-old seafood distribution delivery driver was arrested Sunday for allegedly ejaculating on a female employee at Sabine Sandbar. »

Florida Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money

When officers arrived, they found him at the KFC with the bag of money, and he told police he had robbed the bank. »

Neighborhood Watch Volunteers Pull Guns on Lost Uber Drive

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — Two Florida neighborhood watch volunteers are facing charges after deputies say they mistook a lost Uber driver for a burglar, pulled guns on him and fired a shot. »

Florida elementary school teacher arrested on meth charges

The teacher was exonerated so we removed this story upon request. »

Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him: “I Deserve It”

VERO BEACH, Florida – Earlier this morning, the Vero Beach Police Department received a call about a burglary near the Flamingo Laundromat on U.S. Highway 1. As officers arrived, they saw several people in the parking lot of Flamingo Laundry. One man, who was later identified as 28-year-old Mark Edward Pritchard, of Vero Beach, was […] »

Pasco man arrested for driving into person who set bananas on his car

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Pasco County man is facing charges for hitting a person with his car following an argument involving bananas. »

Childcare workers caught berating 8-year-old kid with autism

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. – Two childcare workers have turned themselves into police custody after a video surfaced of them berating, taunting and throwing a backpack at an 8-year-old child with autism. »

Florida Man Stops For Gas During Police Chase

LAKE MARY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) – The Seminole County Sheriff’s Office posted a hot new video on their Facebook page. »

Store Owner May Be Charged For Shooting When Florida Man Stole Beer

COCOA, Florida – The owner of a convenience store may face a criminal charge after he fired a gun when a Florida man attempted to steal beer on Wednesday in Cocoa, Florida. Around 10 a.m. on September 20, 2017, a Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputy was in the area of a Chevron convenience store located at […] »

Almost 30 animals removed from Florida home covered in feces, urine

Almost 30 animals had to be removed from a Florida home that authorities say was covered in feces and urine. The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office was called Tuesday by the Department of Children and Families to check on the home in Spring Hill, just north of Tampa. »

Florida Women beat another driver in middle of Pasco roadway

NEW PORT RICHEY (FOX 13) – Two women have been charged with battery and burglary after an alleged case of road rage turned into a violent beating at a busy Pasco County intersection Monday. The ordeal was recorded by a witness who was shocked by what was unfolding. »

Florida Man arrested for flashing people while begging for money

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Customers at a Citgo gas station in West Palm Beach got much more than snacks, gas and beverages this past weekend. »

Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts

Trampites are a peculiar species. Here in Florida, we just get used to their antics. We smile and nod as they describe their disturbing sexual escapades. We adapt to their unpredictability; from their avoidance of using turn signals to their random public masturbation, we find ways to safely share the beautiful state of Florida with […] »

Florida Man in women’s restroom gets phone stolen

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. (CBS12) — A man had his phone stolen out of his hands while he was charging it in the women’s bathroom on April 2. According to the the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office, a man entered the women’s restroom at the Whispering Pines Clubhouse to charge his phone. »

Jacksonville Man Punches a 66-Year-Old Woman in the Face

On Monday, September 11, 2017 an unknown male suspect became involved in a physical altercation with a 66 year old female victim at Texaco located at 7148 Philips Highway. The suspect punched the victim in the face and she fell to the ground. The victim sustained a serious head injury and is now in critical […] »