County: Orange

Andy the Arhat Anole

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Never give up. Never feel alone. Never get discouraged. You see this lizard? All day long he chants Metta (loving-kindness) for YOU, because you matter. His name is Andy. He’s a Brown Anole who attained Arhatship (Nirvana, more or less). You can chant with him using the translation below… »

Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police

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Orwin Manor is a ritzy little neighborhood in Orlando. Within one of these overpriced homes near the intersection of Harmon and Wisconsin Avenue lives a couple, who like many Florida couples, made it onto our website. As would anyone living in a city completely devoid of culture or quality entertainment, the girl living in this […] »

Orlando Karate Teacher Tries Seducing an 11-Year-Old Boy

Most of us guys remember having a crush on a woman twice our age as a kid. Well, here we are in the future, and while we don’t have hoverboards yet, we do have the ability to send information at nearly the speed of light through satellites… We can use this technology for many things: […] »

Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

Let's Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »

Floridians For Freedom

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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »

Florida Woman’s Gun Accidentally Fires, Shoots Mall at Millenia Shopper in Leg

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The Orlando Sentinel reports the shooting happened outside the Mall at Millenia on Saturday. Orlando police Lt. Robert Terrell says a handgun in a woman’s purse accidentally fired a bullet through her bag and hit the victim in the lower leg. This happened outside the mall, near the Macy’s department story. The victim/shooter was taken […] »

Hot Air Balloon Crash Lands into Pond Full of Alligators

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A hot air balloon carrying 17 people ended with an emergency landing in an alligator-infested pond. “Orlando Balloon Rides” said in a statement: “The pilot of an Orlando Balloon Rides passenger balloon is being praised after making a split second decision to intentionally make a water landing this morning. A change of wind direction at […] »

Anti-Gay Protestor Arrested At Pulse Nightclub On Massacre’s One-Year Anniversary

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“Warning: All homos will burn like faggots in hell.” Police handcuffed an anti-LGBT protestor outside Orlando’s Pulse nightclub today, the one-year anniversary of the brutal attack on the nightclub that left 49 dead and many more wounded. The unnamed suspect was one of three demonstrators holding signs reading homophobic messages like “Sin = Death” and […] »

Anti-Muslim March vs. Anti-Racism Rally – June 10, 2017 – Orlando, FL

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FYI, on Saturday, June 10th, things are going to get interesting at Valencia College East Campus. Basically, there’s some “March Against Sharia” protest scheduled to take place in 26 cities across the nation, one of the cities being Orlando (of course, Florida). This demonstration is organized by Act for America, a known Anti-Muslim hate group […] »

Orlando woman plans to take her gun into Target bathrooms to protect herself from transgender people

After Target announced its transgender customers and employees can use store bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity, Orlando-based Liberty Counsel president Anita Staver said she would be taking her Glock .45 into Target’s restrooms, saying the gun “identifies as my bodyguard.” I’m taking a Glock .45 to the ladies room. It identifies as my […] »

Trump Supporter and Televangelist, Paula White, sells eternal life for $1,144

Every president and presidential candidate boasts of having spiritual leaders in their lives, but Donald Trump’s is making money selling desperate Christians eternal life for the bargain price of $1,144. Despite all of Trump’s statements mocking the religion of others, televangelist Paula White is apparently responsible for leading Donald Trump to Christ. However, she might […] »

SunRail a.k.a. SunFAIL hits a dump truck

SunRail a.ka. SunFail
First of all, this is the most laughable form of public transit to date. I’d rather ride a donkey to work. They’re closed on weekends and holidays, have an extremely limited schedule, slow as fuck, overpriced, and most annoyingly of all: there is nowhere to fucking go once you get off the train stops! No […] »

Florida Man lights himself on fire for “Facebook Fire Challenge”

Robert Seals was taken to the hospital with second and third-degree burns after he doused himself with rubbing alcohol and dared a friend to light a match and hold it to his clothes. Now this 15 year old is on life support and is being treated for severe burns. Read more: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3261922/Florida-teen-life-support-doing-fire-challenge.html#ixzz3oCqvm4Kb »

Brawl in the Deli Aisle – Baldwin Park Publix

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Fighting over who gets their sub first? Nah, it was over a shopping cart: When Edwin Colon (gray shirt) was trying to pull into a parking space in the parking lot, a pregnant female was loading her child into her vehicle. After she was finished loading the child into the vehicle, she left her cart in the middle […] »
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