This service is probably worth like 100 Hail Mary’s… »
Florida Nun Cleans Up Irma’s Mess with a Chainsaw
County: Miami-Dade
Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma
This morning, a Miami man told an NBC reporter that he plans to secure his shirtless body to a post outside while the Category 4 Hurricane Irma hits. »
Miami Man Kite Surfs Hurricane Irma
Gotta love Miami people… »
Miami-Dade Trashcan 500 Race
Florida delivery man hit by police car and then arrested
A Jimmy John’s delivery cyclist was hit in a downtown crosswalk Thursday afternoon by a Miami police officer driving an unmarked car. But it was the sandwich deliveryman who went to jail. For 12 hours. Mason Morales was arrested for criminal mischief after he threw his bike against the car in anger, then handcuffed in […] »
Florida Man Shoots Wife to Showcase Fashionable Armor
Imagine a world where you can safely go to Publix without some idiot “standing their ground” and killing you. Imagine this kind of safety, while also looking sexy… Thanks to Miguel Caballero, it’s now possible. He’s bringing the works of his company “MC Armor” to Miami, offering fashionable bullet-proof clothing to The Gunshine State. »
Biking in Florida City
This is how we roll… »
Miami nightclub shuts down after women’s naked dance-off video goes viral
A nightclub in Miami closed on Wednesday after a video of a naked dance contest for concert tickets went viral on social media. »
Kendall Man Shoots AAA Contractor and Beats Dead Body With Cane
MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – Local 10 News obtained home surveillance video on Friday that showed the moment a AAA contractor was shot dead by a man in Kendall. »
Exclusive interview with Miami rapper “The Joker” on Douchebag TV
Tattooed Super Villain Joker Rapper Interviewed on Douchebag TV Lawrence Sullivan immigrated to FL, U.S. from Peru as a young child. In his twenties, he experienced the dark side of life, selling drugs to survive and being abused by his ex-girlfriend, who was a prostitute behind his back and even tried to murder him with […] »
A strip club, a fight, two car crashes, gunfire and a bullet-riddled car and driver
Elton Jones got into an argument with a security guard as he was leaving a North Miami-Dade strip joint early Monday morning, police said. Moments later the fight escalated into a man being hit by a car, two car crashes, gunfire and ultimately Jones being detained and taken to the hospital with bullet wounds. “He […] »
Florida Man Set Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend On Fire In Front Of Her 2 Young Kids
Police in Hialeah, Florida are searching for a 32-year-old man who they say doused his pregnant ex-girlfriend in gasoline before setting her on fire in front of her two young children. Noel Grullon, who also goes by the name Noel Castro, got into an argument with Allyson Rivera at her house early Thursday morning, police […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Miami Teen Gets Caught With a Fraud To-Do List
The list included the tasks “Buy Online, Merrick BNK & CCVs” and “Buy 3 phones, 1 clean 2 dirty’s.” When police executed a search warrant at Phyllistone Termine’s North Miami-Dade home in 2016, he was listening to tunes and doing a fraudster’s to-do list that included buying other people’s credit card numbers and security codes. […] »
Welcome to Miami
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Inspection at Miami Checkers goes horribly wrong
Rainwater spotted dripping onto several items, causing contamination issues. »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Hialeah Man shoots out AT&T truck tires
HIALEAH, Fla. – A Hialeah man was captured on surveillance video Wednesday morning shooting out the tires of a utility truck after workers parked in front of his home. The incident was reported shortly after 11 a.m. at 620 SE Fifth Place. Hialeah police Sgt. Carl Zogby said AT&T trucks were hanging lines on utility […] »
Florida Man Punches Son in the Face at a Miami Chuck E. Cheese’s Restaurant
An Aventura man was charged with battery and child abuse Monday afternoon after witnesses said he punched his child in the face at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant, according to police. Officers were called to the restaurant at 20335 Biscayne Blvd. around 2:30 p.m., where four witnesses told them they had seen Peter Juris, 40, […] »
Florida Wildlife Mating Ritual Noises
Listen to the beautiful mating calls of these Florida creatures. You will be captivated by these rare recordings of Florida animals in their native habitat. »
Aphrodisiac Ice Cream in Miami
Strippers + Ice Cream… because Miami. »
I-95 in Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade
Angry Florida Man Shoots AAA Worker Because of Long Response Time
A man in Miami faces second-degree murder charges after police said he fatally shot a AAA contract worker over the amount of time he waited to get assistance. »
Shark chomps off Florida Man’s legs at nude beach
A man trying to get out of the ocean at Haulover Beach in Florida was bitten on both legs by a shark, according to local reports. Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Ocean Rescue officials urged swimmers to exit the water Sunday afternoon after a shark was spotted lurking in the area, the Sun Sentinel reported. The unidentified […] »
Miami Man Dons Anti-Riot Gear to Remove Iguana From Toilet
David Adams of Key Biscayne, an island town in Miami-Dade County, discovered an iguana in his toilet. He bravely put on anti-riot gear and proceeded to remove the mini-dinosaur. Just another day in Miami… »
Miami Convenience Store Clerk Fights Off Two Men Stealing ‘America’ Beer
Two suspects tried to steal a 12-pack of ‘America’ beer at a Miami-area convenience store. Video shows one of the men walking up to the register with the 12-pack and looking around. Upon realizing that the clerk is not around, him and his buddy decide to walk off with the beer without paying. The clerk […] »
Man shocked while trying to take mango off tree in Hialeah with metal pole
HIALEAH – A 25-year-old man was shocked Wednesday afternoon in Hialeah, authorities said. The incident was reported at 1150 E. Eighth Ave. Hialeah Fire Department Capt. Cesar Espinosa said the man was shocked while he was trying to take a mango off of a tree with a metal pole. He said the pole made contact […] »
Miami Uber Driver Fined for Not Speaking English
A Spanish-speaking Uber driver was fined $250 at Miami International Airport Sunday morning for violating a county requirement that drivers be able to communicate in English. The alleged violation left the driver, Carmen Hechevarría, complaining of unfair treatment in a county where Census figures show 73 percent of the population speaks a language other than […] »
Florida man attacks driver with baseball bat during road rage incident
HIALEAH, FL – A man caught on cellphone video fighting with another driver in the middle of a busy Hialeah roadway, Friday evening, is facing a serious charge for the road rage incident, but he said there’s more to the story than the footage suggests. Meanwhile, the other man involved in the skirmish said he […] »
Naked man masturbates on top of excavator on a Florida highway
Miami – Shocking video has emerged of a naked man masturbating while straddling the top of a construction digger’s arm on a highway. The video, which appears to have been shot from a moving car on a Miami Beach highway on Sunday, shows the unnamed man stood at the top of a CAT digger. As […] »
Florida senator who used racial slur resigns
TALLAHASSEE — A Miami state senator resigned Friday in the wake of a scandal over insults he hurled at two fellow senators in a private Tallahassee Club. Republican Sen. Frank Artiles sent a letter to Senate President Joe Negron, R-Stuart, announcing his resignation, saying he was doing so to protect his family and the integrity […] »
Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court
A Miami defense lawyer’s pants burst into flames Wednesday afternoon as he began his closing arguments in front of a jury — in an arson case. Stephen Gutierrez, who was arguing that his client’s car spontaneously combusted and was not intentionally set on fire, had been fiddling in his pocket as he was about to […] »
FPL Wins Battle to Store Radioactive Waste Under Miami’s Drinking Water Aquifer
Update: Environmental activists have started a petition urging Florida lawmakers to prevent FPL from storing waste underground South Florida sits atop two gigantic underground stores of water: the Biscayne and Floridan Aquifers. Miamians get most of their drinking water from the upper Biscayne Aquifer, while the government has used the lower portion of the Floridian […] »
South Florida rapper busted for guns, drugs while illegally parked in handicapped spot
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. – South Florida rapper Stitches was arrested after police found a gun and drugs in his car when he was stopped for parking in a handicapped spot. Phillip Katsabanis, whose stage name is Stitches, was stopped Wednesday after his Porsche was seen in a handicapped space without a permit outside a Whole […] »
Florida Adults Fist Fighting At Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza
The adults were most definitely not acting like grown-ups. A blazing brawl erupted at a south Florida Chuck E. Cheese’s over the weekend, with adults throwing punches, kicks and pulling hair while their children ran screaming for safety. »
Miami People Cheer as a Schizophrenic Woman Strips in Johnny Rockets
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Police have arrested a woman who they say lay naked on a table at a South Beach diner and poured ketchup on herself. Witnesses told Miami Beach police a topless Angelic Valle turned over tables and chairs at Johnny Rockets earlier this month, then removed the bottom of her bikini […] »
Miami Boy Steals Mom’s Car Because He Didn’t Want To Go To School
A 9-year-old boy in Miami Gardens, Fla., is facing charges of grand theft and aggravated battery after allegedly stealing his mom’s car. The incident took place Tuesday morning when the boy, whose name has not been released, got into a fight with his mother and grandmother because he didn’t want to go to school. He […] »
Florida police accused of racial profiling after stopping man 258 times, charging him with trespassing at work
A Florida police department is facing racial profiling charges after stopping a man 258 times and repeatedly charging him with trespassing at the convenience store where he works. »
Hurricane Floyd
Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area. Hurricane Floyd, which was expected to miss Miami, was a massive storm packing 155 mph winds. Floyd was a Category 2 storm, but led to $9.2 billion in damages »
