Hernando Archives - WTF Florida?

Florida Man Accidentally Kills Himself Playing With Gun Waiting for Haircut

Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man died Thursday morning after accidentally shooting himself with the gun that he was playing with while waiting for a haircut in his home. »

Florida Woman Waves Shotgun at Kids Swimming in Canal

Weeki Wachee (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly pointing a shotgun at a group of kids playing in the canal behind her home. »

Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone

Florida (WTFF) – Hepatitis A activity continues to increase in the state of Florida, according to recently published data. »

Spring Hill Man Reportedly Fights Deputies While Holding Baby

Spring Hill (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after being accused of trying to fight with deputies while holding his 2-month-old child. »

Florida Man Shoplifts from Kohl’s after Job Interview

Spring Hill (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shoplifting from Kohl’s after finishing a job interview. »

Florida Man Flings ‘Holy Blood’ onto a Deputy

Brooksville (WTFF) – A bleeding Florida man was arrested on Wednesday after being seen next to a broken window at what used to be Homestyle Buffet. »

Dewie Brewton, Brad King, and why we care

This case is about being held accountable for your actions. What Dewie did was illegal. His actions violate FSS 828.24. The FWC guidelines set by the AVMA explicitly prohibit drowning as a means for euthanizing an animal. There were other options, including release in a safe area outside of the school. Morally, of course, there […] »

Florida Man Hides from Pasco Deputies in Swamp, Gets Licked by K9

Pasco County (WTFF) – A Florida man who led deputies on a high speed chase was found hiding in a swamp. »

‘Bored’ Florida Man Breaks into Funeral Home and Steals Things

Hernando County (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to steal a vat of formaldehyde, makeup, nail polish, soap, and other things from a funeral home in Spring Hill. »

Drunk Tampa Man Mistakes Bank Drive-Thru for Taco Bell

Spring Hill (WTFF) – A man from Tampa was arrested for a DUI on Wednesday after he allegedly drove through a bank drive-thru believing it was a Taco Bell restaurant. »

It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Weeki Wachee Springs State Park Hiring Mermaids

Like swimming? Good at holding your breathe? Wanna be a mermaid? Weeki Wachee Springs is hiring! »

Almost 30 animals removed from Florida home covered in feces, urine

Almost 30 animals had to be removed from a Florida home that authorities say was covered in feces and urine. The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office was called Tuesday by the Department of Children and Families to check on the home in Spring Hill, just north of Tampa. »

Brooksville man arrested wearing Confederate Flag mask

Brooksville – A Brooksville man is behind bars today after showing up at a protest at the Hernando County Courthouse while wearing a hockey mask. »

Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »

Brooksville man threatens couple with samurai sword in road rage incident

Daniel Franklin Seymour, 43, of Brooksville, is facing multiple charges after he threatened to kill a couple with a samurai sword that he pulled out of his vehicle in a road rage incident Tuesday afternoon, according to the Brooksville Police Department.

A Brooksville man is facing multiple charges after he threatened to kill a couple with a samurai sword during a road rage incident Tuesday afternoon, according to the Brooksville Police Department. »

Missed Connections – Tampa Bay

The dating pool here is slim… »

Floridians For Freedom

Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »

Florida Woman Arrested after Hitting Ex-Boyfriend for Kissing Her Mother

A 19-year-old woman from north of Tampa is behind bars on charges of hitting her ex-boyfriend after seeing him kiss her mother. According to NBC affiliate WFLA-TV, cops went to a home in Spring Hill where Breanua Bolton told Hernando County deputies she found her mother sitting on her ex-boyfriend’s lap while they were kissing. […] »

Florida Woman purposely defecates in a cop car after being arrested for beating up an old man

Meet Paula Sarkowski, resident of Hernando County, Florida. On November 29, 2015, police showed up at her home on Mitchell Road in Brooksville in response to a domestic disturbance. She said nothing physical happened, but in fact she grabbed a family member by the hair and hit him in the head several times. She dug her nails […] »

Florida Man Philanders Stuffed Animal in Walmart

Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man caught fornicating a stuffed animal in Walmart is facing charges for indecent exposure and criminal mischief. »