POLK COUNTY — A 25-year-old man is accused of looting a restaurant after curfew in Polk County on Tuesday. »
Polk County Man Loots Alcohol after Hurricane Irma
Tag: Drugs
Ax-Wielding Guest Threatens Man who Gave Him a Place to Stay During Hurricane Irma
A Port St. Lucie man, trying to do the right thing during Hurricane Irma, learned that no good deed goes unpunished. He was letting Tarvice Lamar Payne stay at his home in the 900 block of SW Connecticut Terrace during the storm when his guest attacked him, according to Port St. Lucie police. Payne, 33, […] »
Florida Dad celebrates ‘one last drug binge’ with the mother of his child by overdosing
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) – Police say a Florida woman invited the father of her 4-year-old daughter to join her for “one last drug binge” before she entered a rehab program. »
Florida Man stuffs $1,000 in his rectum to hide it from deputies
From the Marion County Sheriff’s Office FB page: “CRACK MONEY”: MAN STUFFS OVER $1,000 IN RECTUM IN ATTEMPT TO HIDE IT FROM DEPUTIES To quote everyone’s mom, “Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been!!” »
Marion County man hides heroin in prosthetic leg during jail booking
MARION COUNTY, Fla. – A Marion County man attempted to sneak heroin into jail using his prosthetic leg, deputies said. Deputies said William Conley, 53, was being booked into the Marion County Jail on Thursday when two deputies ordered him to remove his prosthetic leg so they could search it. »
Florida Man caught rolling a synthetic marijuana blunt allegedly punches off-duty female deputy
A Florida man allegedly punched an off-duty sergeant after being confronted for rolling a blunt in public. »
Florida Woman caught snorting cocaine in parent pick-up line
An officer caught a woman in a Lee County school parent pick-up line snorting cocaine off her iPhone. The report states the school resource officer at Lexington Middle School spotted Christina Hester, 39, through a second-floor window chopping a white substance on her phone. The officer said he saw Hester use a straw to […] »
Florida Man Causes $100,000 Of Damage To Liquor Store Construction Site
Jones stated his name was “Alice Wonderland and he was told to commit the offenses by a hookah-smoking caterpillar.” »
Drunk Florida Man sets scooter on fire because he ‘got mad’ at it
Chance Richie was drunk and angry at his scooter, so he set it on fire, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office. Late Wednesday, deputies found a 2016 Taizhou scooter up in a blaze in the 8600 block of Blind Pass Road in St. Pete Beach. The fire caused minor damage to two cars parked […] »
Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman
LEESBURG – Police on Wednesday arrested a woman who was apparently high on methamphetamine and running around naked in her neighbor’s yard. According to an arrest affidavit, police received a call that the woman, later identified as Mandy Deane Jones, 36, of Leesburg, was running around without clothes, had flagged down a passing SUV and […] »
5 arrested after undercover operation unveils illegal activities, Nazi propaganda
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – Five known felons were arrested in Pasco County after an undercover investigation unveiled countless illegal activities including hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda. »
Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Cocaine-Fueled 100 MPH Run in Red Chevy Corvette
The sun is shining, the weather is warm, and the summer of Florida Man continues unabated. Deputies with the Marion County Sheriff’s Office arrested the driver of a little red Corvette in Ocala, Florida last weekend after he was reportedly seen driving at 100 mph on surface streets, but at least it was easy this […] »
77-year-old Pinellas Man douses girlfriend in lube for denying him sex
A 77-year-old Florida man doused his girlfriend in “sex lube,” after she denied his sexual advances. Police arrived at their Clearwater apartment Friday night, and found his 72-year-old girlfriend locked outside. Roger Archambault denied locking the woman outside, and denied having anything to do with the bruises on her body… Earlier that day, a police report […] »
Detoxing in Florida
Why do people keep sending their fucked up grandkids to Florida to detox from drugs and alcohol??? That’s all we do here… https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-pn-delray-overdoses-20170706-story.html »
Traffic stop leads to meth arrest in Silver Springs
On Friday, June 30, 2017, MCSO Deputy Jason Hunt was leaving a call for service and observed defendant Tina AnnMarie Gilmour (DOB: 12/08/1988) turning north onto SE 170th Avenue Road from East Highway 40 in a red Ford pickup truck. Deputy Hunt had just issued Gilmour a Notice to Appear several days beforehand for Driving […] »
How to buy drugs in Florida
In Florida, it’s very easy to buy opiates. Simply walk into any pain clinic, tell them you hurt, pay them cash, and walk away with your drugs! Totally legal, and helps fund our governor Rick Scott. Totally safe too, after all, it’s prescription drugs… do you really think they’d sell us dangerous and harmful things […] »
Florida drug dealer calls 911 to report missing cocaine
His cocaine was stolen. So this Florida man called the cops... »
Bradenton Heroin Dealer Arrested
A Bradenton man out of jail on probation after heroin-related arrests faces new charges. Check out his mugshot though... »
Cocaine Found Inside Key West Cookie Monster
Camus McNair faces drug charge after discovery during traffic stop. »
Florida Man with ‘White Pride’ tattoo celebrates his 40th arrest by doing opiates, meth, and heroin in his Astatula trailer park
Astatula (WTFF) – Lake County Sheriff’s Office SWAT Team arrested 42-year-old Jason Gibbs on Wednesday after they found him inside a camper trailer in Astatula. This is his 40th arrest. In his trailer, cops found heroin, crystal meth, and prescription opiate pills. »
Jacksonville Racing Greyhounds Test Positive for Cocaine
Florida is home to 12 of the 19 total dog tracks in the U.S. Since 2008 over 60 coked-up dogs have been discovered here. »
Florida Woman Tries Swallowing Bag of Meth That Was Hidden in Her Butt
NAPLES, Fla. – A Bonita Springs woman was arrested after deputies say she hid a baggie of meth in her buttocks as she was being booked into jail. Deputies pulled over Summer Adamson, 30, after someone reported she broke their car window. A syringe and heroin were found next to Adamson inside the car, according […] »
Jacksonville Man Sits on Gun, Shoots Self in Penis
38-year-old says gun was in driver's seat of car when he sat on it »
Cops Discover Meth Lab, Golf Cart Chop Shop In Villager’s Garage
The Villages, a hilariously-large retirement community in Florida, is the fastest-growing “city” in the country—with more than 117,000 people, 48 golf courses, geriatric sex (with a resulting high rate of STDs), and absolutely no children (they’re only permitted to visit for up to 30 days a year). Residents primarily drive golf carts, with some luxury […] »
Naked Florida Man Drunkenly Throws Feces at Clearwater Home
PINELLAS COUNTY, FL — A New Port Richey man was arrested for showing up to a Clearwater home naked and eventually throwing feces on a toolbox. The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says 34-year-old Tommy Williams was intoxicated and high on drugs when he went to a home on San Jose Street around 1:30 Saturday morning […] »
Century man caught with meth in his underwear at courthouse
Things kept getting worse and worse for one Century man on Tuesday. While being held in custody at the Escambia County Judicial Center on an outstanding warrant, authorities searched 25-year-old Colby Satterwhite and found a baggie of meth in the torn seam of his underwear. Satterwhite was was being searched by Escambia County Sheriff’s Office […] »
Florida woman arrested for smoking crack while giving birth at home, hiding baby in backyard
A woman from Clearwater, Fla. was arrested and charged with child neglect after she was caught smoking crack cocaine during a home birth Wednesday. Katrina Kegelman, 24, was reported to police by a friend, who noticed blood covering her clothing while they were hanging out. When the friend figured out what was going on and […] »
South Florida rapper busted for guns, drugs while illegally parked in handicapped spot
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. – South Florida rapper Stitches was arrested after police found a gun and drugs in his car when he was stopped for parking in a handicapped spot. Phillip Katsabanis, whose stage name is Stitches, was stopped Wednesday after his Porsche was seen in a handicapped space without a permit outside a Whole […] »
Woman linked to theft of car after teeth found inside
LADY LAKE – Police were able to help link a toothless woman to a vehicle theft after they found her dentures inside the vehicle. According to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office, deputies responded to Parkinsonia Street in Lady Lake on Friday to reports of suspicious person trying to enter homes, and where they spotted a […] »
Day care owner is arrested for buying meth instead of paying his employees
Parents at Country Beginnings were not privy to the closing until they arrived at the day care Monday morning to drop off their kids. There they found locked doors, darkened windows and a sign that read “CLOSED.” The property has been under foreclosure since October 2015. »
Florida Man high on flakka tries to break into jail
Florida Man drove his vehicle into Indian River County jail, climbed fence »
Florida Mom arrested for mailing drugs to her incarcerated daughter
A Duck Key woman was arrested Thursday for mailing drugs to the Monroe County Detention Center. 55 year old Nadine Carroll mailed an envelope containing Buprenorphine to the Stock Island Detention Center in September. The envelope was addressed to her daughter, Shannon Carroll, who was arrested September 15th and is still in jail on charges […] »
350-pound Florida Man flees from Walmart with two stolen TVs, leaving behind his pants and ID. Cops then find crack pipe stuffed with Brillo in his anus.
OCTOBER 5–In a scene deserving of a “Yakety Sax” score, a 350-pound Florida man ran from a Walmart with two stolen TVs, but his getaway was compromised when his pants–containing his ID–“fell off as he ran away,” according to cops who yesterday apprehended the suspect, who had a crack pipe stuffed with Brillo buried in […] »
Florida Man steals Jaguar to go buy cocaine, ends up getting car stolen
A homeless Boynton Beach man stole his boss’s 2005 Jaguar and drove it to buy crack cocaine. Then, someone stole the car from him, Delray Beach police said. »
Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was God, had sex with tree, police say
Kenneth Crowder, of Melbourne, arrested on multiple charges »
