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The 2nd Amendment
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. »
The Villages: Beer and STDs
Thanks to Viagra, The Villages is a goldmine of lemon parties. Thanks to alcoholism and Gen Xer, Baby Boomer culture, booze are plentiful. Thanks to the Morse family, this bubble exists in the middle of Florida. The STD rate is actually pretty low in Lake, Sumter, and Marion counties, but The Villagers do like to […] »
Floridians block a hit-and-run driver in Hialeah
This is why you should never try to leave the scene of an accident in Florida. Our people will block you, and chase you with hammers. Here’s the video to prove it… »
Move Over Florida
As a general rule of thumb, if someone points a gun at you, they have the right-of-way. If you see a shootout taking place behind you, MOVE OVER and let them pass. Try not to get shot. »
How many children have to die before you support gun control?
NRA Lobbying for Schools
The NRA is lobbying hard to eliminate the problem of overcrowded classrooms in Florida. More dead kids = less crowded classrooms. Don’t let the liberal media trick you into believing that the NRA doesn’t care about kids and schools. We care more about our profits than we do about the lives of your children, but […] »
People from Michigan
When Michigan sends its people to Florida, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to Floridians and they’re telling us what we’re getting. -WTF Florida Disclaimer […] »
Panhandling Florida Man and Dog in The Panhandle
Here’s a photo of a panhandling Florida Man and a panhandling dog in The Panhandle (Pensacola to be exact). Florida Man’s sign reads, “OUT OF WORK PORNSTAR,” while the dog’s sign reads, “F*CK HIM… FEED ME.” »
Smiling Gator at Cocoa Apartment
Trappers removed a 9-foot-long alligator from the front doorstep of a Cocoa apartment complex Monday afternoon. (wftv.com) »
Land O’ Lakes Gator Chills Under a Truck
This littler feller’ was found by a resident in Sable Ridge who called the Pasco Sheriff’s office who called a State Alligator Trapper to remove to 8.5-foot long reptile. »
Happy Valentine’s Day
Florida Train Challenge
Missing Honda Odyssey
What kind of work, exactly? »
Facebook is not the place to report crime
They shouldn’t have to say this, but they did. This is Florida after all. »
Browsing Snapchat: Green Cove Spring
Hmmm, wonder what’s goin’ on in Florida… »
Black History Month Worksheet in a Florida School
So, this rather confusing worksheet was handed out to students at Idylwild Elementary in Alachua County… »
Pasco County Gopher Tortoises Caught on Video Fighting
Hudson (WTFF) – Two gopher tortoises were caught on video fighting in Pasco County. »
Symbiotic Grandparents
Florida Man often survives harsh winters by moving in with his grandparents and stealing stuff from their house to pay for drugs. Such is the symbiotic nature of this delicate Florida balance. It’s one of the realities behind our headlines. »
Indian burial ground, Fountain of Youth Park, St. Augustine, Florida
From The Tichnor Brothers Collection, circa 1930–1945 »
Blue Balls
Public service announcement to all the young, naïve girls dating a Florida Man: Nobody really dies from blue balls. They’re just trying to guilt you into having sex. The sperm does not “crawl into the brain” or anything like that, as they will try to make you believe. Yes, someone actually said that once. »
Moving day through the Everglades, Florida
Circa 1930–1945 The Tichnor Brothers Collection »
Wall
We’re gonna build a wall, and Alabama and Georgia are gonna pay for it. We don’t want any more transplants. Go away. We closed. Vote “WTF Florida” as your new Governor in the 2018 elections. #MFGA #KeepEveryoneOut #GoAway »
Florida is not for the faint…
This message found in a public restroom somewhere in Polk City describes our state perfectly. Source: Miss_Kay13 »
South Florida Man Drives an Armchair down the Street
This is South Florida y’all… where you might just see South Florida Man driving a motorized armchair through neighborhood streets. »
Pickin’ Oranges
Despite Irma and the cold weather, Florida still pumped out 2,070,000 tons of oranges in 2017, beating California’s measly 1,840,000 tons. Go Florida! Source: CropProd-01-12-2018 »
Snake versus Gator
An alligator and a Burmese Python were spotted in a standoff at “The Golf Club at Fiddler’s Creek” in Naples, Florida. Entangled together, they seem to both be determined to kill each other, trapping themselves in an endless and futile battle. Like many of us. »
Jesus Car
Taken on International Drive in Orlando, FL, right near Sea World. flickr.com/photos/lordtrilink »
Trump, the “35th President”
Naked Florida Woman Checks her Mail in Floridatown
Now that it’s finally warming up (above 60-ish), Florida Woman gets to be free and check her mail in the nude. »
Florida Man on Concealed Carry
Getting a Driver’s License in SoFla
It’s not like our driving test is even difficult… you just have to drive around in circles in a parking lot then done. Still, fools like this are looking for an even easier way out… »
Lizard in a Blizzard
♪♫♬ I’m just a lizard who got stuck in a blizzard, we freeze and fall from trees while the humans only shiver… ♬♫♪ Related story: Frozen Iguanas are Falling From Trees in South Florida »
I want you to draw me like one of your Florida girls…
Humidity
No but for real that sh*t permeates your bones. It’s cold. »
Billboard in Inverness, FL reminds dads not to drunkenly rape their daughters
This is a real billboard in Inverness, FL. It reads “Getting drunk is never an excuse. She’s your daughter. Not your date. We’re calling incest out.” »
Civilized Places versus Florida
Florida’s a special place. Walk into a convenience store and ask for a “rose” and you get a crack pipe. Mention college and the majority of our people will think of sports first (but to be fair, that’s most of the south). And just in case you don’t believe the last one: Florida has the […] »
Publix Parking Lot Guide
Girl gets jumped at West Boca High School, everyone just records it
So, this happened at West Boca High School: »
Florida Man carries lumber through his car
In Florida, anything is possible. You just have to want it enough. #FloridaStrong »
