Category: Media

Florida State Capitol – Cock and Balls

My name is Tallahassee a’on know about y’all, but I’m real damn proud of my cock and my balls. The capital of Florida, America’s wang, got some Antebellum babies that became unchained. Most of us are meth heads, hidin’ in the woods, all the dang northeasterners ruined our moods… All state laws pass through my […] »

Florida Kids versus Politicians

This country is upside down, but that puts Florida on top of the contiguous U.S. #NeverAgain #YouthvGov »

Faces Around the World

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We On Top

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I-4 is the Worst Interstate

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Retired Floridian Starter Pack

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Truck with a Cardboard Window in Pensacola

Sent to us by a Floridian from Pensacola via Facebook. »

Green Light Delay

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Broward County

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Florida The Sunshine State

Some call it home, some don’t admit it. Some just read the news, while others really live it. »

Cocaine Blew Into My Purse

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Mazda versus Motorcycle

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Good Ol’ Beautiful Florida

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Rick Scott Just Won’t Go Away

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Fascinating Creatures

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Add Yer Florida Points

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Lemonade Bottle

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Teachers with Guns

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White Kid Roasted

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Family School Shooting Gun

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Rights

Now y’all Florida Crackers know how the hood feels. It’s not fun when the government singles out something you enjoy and makes it illegal, is it? It’s not fair when your hobbies are painted as violent and dangerous, is it? Harry Anslinger started the war on weed by convincing many gullible, racist fucks that it […] »

Shady Place Tattoo

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Kevlar

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Snow Bunny – Swamp Rabbit

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White Terrorist Bingo

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Teacher Corps

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Stop School Bullies

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Facebook Prison

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Mainstream Media

Not everything is as it seems. Take a few breaths and research things. Be patient. Anger is a stupid emotion, and is frequently exploited by media companies. Same with fear. Pay attention. Stop believing in the characterizations of people that dehumanize us. Not all liberals want 72 genders on forms. Not all conservatives believe that […] »

From Bully to Friend

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Suspended Licenses

Original post on Facebook @TuchElPhelto »

Florida’s Finest Criminals S2.E5

Maggie J-Mazing YouTube Link »

Spotting Creatures at the Beach

Florida’s home to a wide variety of creatures. Even if you’re not a zoologist, you can easily identify many of these animals based on their distinct tracks. Print out this handy field guide and impress your friends with your wildlife knowledge! »

The Morning Sun

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Lawn Mower Motorcycle

This photo was taken in Pensacola and uploaded by Adrian J. »

Around Cocaine and Alcohol in Miami

  Cocaine and alcohol are standard in Miami. »

‘The Salamander Smuggelers’

Apparently salamander smuggling is a thing now. The job does not require the ability to spell the word “smugglers” correctly. »

Journalism

Everything in our news category is real. Everything we quote from arrest affidavits are written verbatim. We cite all our sources. That being said, we are often completely unprofessional in our condemning and ridiculous descriptions of Florida Man and Florida Woman. Without that layer of psychological protection against the sinister nature of these horrific events, […] »

Snek

Real Floridians ain’t afraid of no snakes. »

Florida Man Applies to a Job

Actual email to HR reading: “My name is ##### and I applied for ##### and was wondering if me smoking cocaine will effect my application. Thank you” Notice the incorrect use of “effect” rather than “affect,” proving that it’s really Florida Man. »