Dump Truck Full of Sand has an “Inedible” Warning

This Lee county dump truck full of sand working in Glades county reads “Inedible” on the side. “I mean seriously do they really need a warning not to eat the sand?” asks Raschell T., who took the photo. The answer is probably yes.

Also, here’s a “dumped dump truck…”

Reportedly, the driver just chained it up and drove it back to Miami. Some true hustle.

Florida State Capitol – Cock and Balls

My name is Tallahassee
a’on know about y’all,
but I’m real damn proud
of my cock and my balls.

The capital of Florida,
America’s wang,
got some Antebellum babies
that became unchained.

Most of us are meth heads,
hidin’ in the woods,
all the dang northeasterners
ruined our moods…

All state laws
pass through my city,
ah like ’em even more
if you think they’re shitty.